China Censors Giant Steel Penis

by **Mike the Progressive** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:00 pm

Yes Im Biop wrote:
Lemanrussland wrote:WANG, PAY ATTENTION!

Beat me to it

Heh

by **Ontorisa** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:03 pm

YEAH CHINA! :clap:

I love my former country.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:03 pm

Tsmida Eri wrote:
Blekksprutia wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

Wrong country.

The bad news is that the Chinese are trying to one up their Japanese nemesis by a factor of 60!

by **Yes Im Biop** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:15 pm

China quit dicking around!

by **The Godly Nations** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:17 pm

Everything longer than it is wide is phallic.

by **Mirage** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:19 pm

Isn't it just the angle at which that pic is taken though ?

If not then :rofl:

by **The BlAAtschApen** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:25 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
New Event Horizon wrote:*Looks at the comments*
(Image)

On NSG? In a thread about a wang-shaped building? Really?

EDIT TO ADD: Though if we get much sillier about the news item, we may need to tow this over to F7.

Clearly, because NSG is too mature for penis jokes.

by **Benomia** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:25 pm

So, the building was

*puts on glasses*

erected?

*YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH*

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:27 pm

The Godly Nations wrote:Everything longer than it is wide is phallic.

Now the shape with that scaffolding does look like it has a glans and thus very phallic and not vaguely like most skyscrapers.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:29 pm

Benomia wrote:So, the building was

*puts on glasses*

erected?

*YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH*

Damn, I'm torn between how awful that was and my smirking when reading it.

by **Benomia** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:33 pm

In case there were any doubters in the audience tonight:

the penis at night

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:35 pm

SquareDisc City wrote:What's that internet law about trying to suppress stuff just making it spread? If China had ignored it it would have been no more than a mild amusement. I doubt the finished building will look anything like so cock-shaped, it's just the scaffolding making it look like it has a glans. Now, however, it'll be world famous as the cock building anyway.

That seems to be a lesson a lot of outfits have a hard time grasping. The idea that trying to make something go away or stay hidden just makes more people pay more attention for a longer period seems to be alien to a lot of outfits, not just the Chinese government.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:36 pm

I think China is trying to attract tourists and make them come.

by **Individuality-ness** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:36 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
SquareDisc City wrote:What's that internet law about trying to suppress stuff just making it spread? If China had ignored it it would have been no more than a mild amusement. I doubt the finished building will look anything like so cock-shaped, it's just the scaffolding making it look like it has a glans. Now, however, it'll be world famous as the cock building anyway.

That seems to be a lesson a lot of outfits have a hard time grasping. The idea that trying to make something go away or stay hidden just makes more people pay more attention for a longer period seems to be alien to a lot of outfits, not just the Chinese government.

Well, what can you say? The forbidden fruit tastes much, much better when forbidden.

by **Individuality-ness** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:37 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think China is trying to attract tourists and make them come.

It's going to be a hard sale getting them up there though.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:37 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I think China is trying to attract tourists and make them come.

It's going to be a hard sale getting them up there though.

Getting them off will be much simpler though.

by **Densaner** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:37 pm

Another victory for the proletariat. :shock:

by **Individuality-ness** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:38 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:It's going to be a hard sale getting them up there though.

Getting them off will be much simpler though.

Just thrust them across the border, that's not so hard, right?

by **Ontorisa** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:40 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Getting them off will be much simpler though.

Just thrust them across the border, that's not so hard, right?

I'm pretty sure they'll eject all unauthorized personal from that building.

by **Benomia** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:43 pm

Is there going to be a giant elevator going straight through the middle?

Because I wouldn't ride it.

by **Merriwhether** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:46 pm

Haha, that's awesome. :rofl:

All those years of the democratic movement and they've finally resorted to trolling the government. What I'm wondering is what idiot designer took one passing glance at the architectural plans and picked it as the new HQ of the "Communist propoganda machine."

by **Manahakatouki** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:46 pm

They can stroke that one off the list then...

And that's where the mentioned fountain would come in...

...

Too far...?

by **Ontorisa** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:47 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:They can stroke that one off the list then...

And that's where the mentioned fountain would come in...

...

Too far...?

...

Fuck you, you stole my second joke.

by **Manahakatouki** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:49 pm

Ontorisa wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:They can stroke that one off the list then...

And that's where the mentioned fountain would come in...

...

Too far...?

...

Fuck you, you stole my second joke.

~With Love, Mana...

by **Reploid Productions** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:51 pm

Also, the Cracked article, since I don't recall seeing anyone link to it. I'll admit, it made me have another fit of the completely immature giggles about the whole thing. :rofl:

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