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Polar Islandstates
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Postby Polar Islandstates » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:41 pm

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SUPER GO FOR SUPERHUB
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Engineers broke ground today on the second largest infrastructure investment in the Federation in as many years after the on-going high speed rail construction schemes started last year.

The exciting Polkhan Superhub project was rushed through the Külmsaar and Terra Scotian planning process last month by means of the new approval powers granted to the Government through the first implementation of the Stimulus Legislation – first proposed by the President in her re-election manifesto three years ago. Having entered law last year, the so-called ‘Make It So’ Law was initially conceived of to provide the government with the powers to provide infrastructural projects with a guarantee of construction should such projects be needed to provide fiscal stimulus in the light of economic worries that were sprouting in mainland Rushmore. Such economic uncertainty never reached Polarian shores in the end, and the legislation wasn’t even required to push through the large-scale high speed rail expansion – the other project that the legislation was written up in preparation for – thanks to careful planning of routes and generous compensation settlements.

In the end it was an unlikely source that required the legislation to be called-upon, when the actions of Magnus Ragnorak, co-president of the WCC under the Polarian term of office, caused a major embarrassment to the internationally recognised Polarian logistics companies. A major contract – that of transporting the NSWC Signups micronation from the outgoing president-nation of Aguazul to a floating island-pontoon of Bjarnese design in the Franz Josef Archipelago – was unexpectedly awarded to transport teams from Falconwhereveryouare by Mr Ragnorak. With many of the famous logistics groups of the Federation still in the process of preparing competing bids for the contract when the announcement was made, the Polarian companies, so often trumpeted and feted around the multiverse by the Federal government trade departments, were forced to sit on the sidelines and watch as the Falconian teams received all the glory. A major embarrassment for President Iversen-Eklund’s trade initiatives, she acted quickly; resurrecting the plans put forward to the government by the Superlogisticians for a shipping and air freight superhub located near Polkhan, in the state of Külmsaar and Terra Scotia.

The Superlogisticians, or to give them their proper name, the Federal Tranportation Lobby Group, is a loosely connected but hugely powerful lobbying association made of the seven largest logistics and transport companies in the Federation (Sokhorosk Linii, MKNH, Langtid, VOCL Ltd, Heier PK, Redsea, and Hane Ferge; with close ties and associate memberships for parcel delivery group Trulsen and air freight specialists TERRAjet). They first put forward their plans for the Superhub last year – arguing that a heavy duty and purpose built port in the southernmost state of Külmsaar and Terra Scotia would make their companies a much more attractive prospect to foreign businesses as they go after not just transportation contracts to and from the Federation, but lucrative Rushmore-to-Rushmore traffic as well. It was thought that such a hub could provide a major stop-over point and relay station for shipping, the refuelling points in particular would be capable of adding significant range to traffic travelling over the vast Sea of Sibir from the Federation towards mainland Rushmore, enabling the boats of the Superlogisticians to travel much further much easier. The Superlogisticians are thought to employ as much as a fifth of the Polarian workforce when all put together, and their lobby group holds considerable sway within the halls of the Federal Government. However, President Iversen-Eklund dismissed the proposals in the name of international diplomacy, reasonably thinking that the placement of the Superhub so close to Külmsaar would be interpreted as an aggressive act by the leaders of Sargossa. Relations between Franz Josef City and Soluca have been cooling recently over the issue of Külmsaari sovereignty, and so the President blocked the development. She offered funding for an investigative survey in the waters off Juura as a compromise, seeing promise in the idea itself, but this was rejected by the Superlogistician; arguing that the natural harbours of the waters in the Natalis Channel and the existing rocky outcrop on which the project would be based made the site off Polkhan an infinitely more attractive location.

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An artist's impression of the hub in action during the Külmsaari winter. The reflective ball is the highly polarised glass of the air control tower.


However, times change, and the major embarrassment to the Superlogisticians caused by Magnus Ragnorak’s unfortunate error of judgement lead to renewed pressures in the halls of the capital as the President juggled the prestige of the WCC presidency currently held by the nation with the job safety of a significant chunk of voters. As such, the Stimulus Legislation was dusted off and put into practice, with the work done by architectural and engineering firms Ingelsgruppe and Rausen not going to waste as the green light was given for the project to begin construction just two days ago.

The finished Superhub will be an air and shipping node the likes of which the Federation has never seen before, the largest port project in the whole of Rushmore, is projected to be amongst the top five busiest ports in terms of container turnover once it is completed, and will create roughly 500 jobs for Külmsaari workers in addition to the extra positions required within the Superlogistician workforces, and will go some way to boosting the flagging Külmsaari economy that had been suffering recently in the light of Terra-Scotia-centric-investment and alleged Sargossan over-fishing of the shared Sargossan Sea fishing banks that had previously meant either an enforced retreat for the Külmsaari fisherman into Federal waters or a series of dangerously overstretched sojourns even further into the shared international banks to the north-west in the Sea of Sibir.

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An Ingelsgruppe rendering from the original consultation.


Ownership of the final infrastructure will be split between the State and the Superlogisticians, with each side putting up roughly 40% of the costs of the project. The remaining 20% of the funding was obtained through private investments (mainly from BlockCom, AalborgPettersen, and Torstebank, although there were some individual investments made available as well), but their reward will not come in shared ownership of the infrastructure itself, but rather in a share of the revenues generated by the company being created to run the finished project; the Federal Superhub Operations Company, or FSOC. Each of the Superlogisticians will operate their own dock and centre of operations on the Superhub, though each will bow to the ultimate port managers at FSOC, with space also made available in the ‘Federal half’ of the project for third-party docking space. Fuelling will be undertaken through expansion of the Terra Scotian oil-fields, with second refineries being built at both Islay and Invermuir to accommodate the increase in demand.

An Analyst's View
The President has moved shrewdly here, and she'll rightfully get the the praise. This is a massive project, and was just what the economy in that part of the Federation needed. The Superlogisticians hold considerable sway in the capital, and some commentators have remarked with surprise at how much of the final bill the government has managed to make them pay, saving the taxpayer thousands. This will be a hugely important scheme and hub of the Polarian transport in the future, and we should all look forward to its completion.
Karen Andreja - Industry Correspondent


The Sargossans have so far released no official reaction to the project getting a green light, and quite how Soluca is likely to take this trade competition and statement of ownership in the long term is yet to be seen, but this is now a major and hugely vital project for the Federation and it is understood that the will of the President will not be bowed, international protests or not. Federal sources are in fact so far unclear as to whether or not Soluca was aware of the development before it broke ground today, but in the current world it is presumed to be likely that they did. The future of shipping and the Külmsaari economy has been underlined with one signature from Iversen-Eklund, simultaneously keeping the largest lobby group of Polarian employers happy and righting the wrong done by the WCC co-president in one swift scribble of her pen, an act for which she is currently enjoying understandable plaudits. There has been resistance from environmental groups, of course, but their voiced fears of industrial megalomania on the part of the Government’s use of the Stimulus Legislation have been quelled somewhat by the promises of investment and creation of new environmental conservation areas in the Külmsaari hills and off the Forrairn Coast. A delicate political balancing act and environmental trade-off, yes, but the only major inhabitants of the rocky outcrop being used for the Superhub foundations are seabirds that already do very well elsewhere in the state and are in no long or short term threat of extinction. Well documented opposition to the project has also come from the surprising source of the Külmsaari independence and Sargossan Unity parties in the island group, claiming that the Superhub is just another example of a weak Polarian Federal Government that bows to pressure from its largest companies and pursues projects of increasing imperial megalomania. Such protests were thought to be blown out of proportion by sensationalist reporters in the majority of cases however, and now that construction is due to start the main voices against the project come from those with a view out to sea of the area, arguing that their views will be blighted by the heavy port off the coast.

If the Superhub is a success, Federal eyes are already looking at possible sites for similar projects in other key Polarian shipping nodes such as Northbrook, Landt Sibir, the Sea of Shodtlundt, the Sea of Three Kingdoms, Holtrecht, Hoor and Billinge, and even the feasibility of a military, icebreaking, or naval variation in the seas off Franz Josef City or Resolute and Aasiaat. Whether or not such hubs could be used for cruise and passenger air travel in the future is also a topic on the drawing board, and planning approval has already been granted for a site adjacent to the Superhub currently being built – a site that would exactly double the current capacity should the scheme prove as successful as is hoped.

Construction for the project is likely to continue throughout the winter, with a projected completion of two years from now.

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The location of the development, with possible future expansion highlighted.



- New Gold Seam Discovered in Sibir, p14
Uncovered vein could keep mines "open for decades" - Orrstar spokesperson
- Terns Draw in Qazox, p35
Change of fixture "likely to have unsettled the players" - Pekarik
"Toughest match in group and we didn't lose" - Rasmussen



OOC: In the interests of fair RP attribution, the renderings are pinched, obviously, but the last image is one of mine.
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Capital: Franz Josef City - Demonym: Valhallan (Polarian) - Trigramme: PIS
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Champions: WC67, CR XIX, CR XVIII, CR XV, CR X, CR VIII, DBC56, DBC20, RLWC11, RLWC10 Runners-Up: WC66, WC65, CR VI, DBC29, DBC55, DBC57, WCoH18
Third: WC70, WC68, WC57, CR XII, DBC27 Fourth: WC56, CR XXII, RLWC13, RLWC9, WCoH17
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Postby Saugeais » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:25 pm

Live from the Charles the Great Pub in downtown Arçon, it's the Frank and Walter Show on WSSR, Saugeais's number one sports talk radio.

Frank: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to make you several promises for the next couple hours or thereabouts. We're going to do the best we can to keep you informed, entertained, and maybe have a laugh or two along the way. And this is radio's best combination of the divisive, outrageous, appalling, objectionable, offensive, and occasionally inhospitable. I'm Frank Harrison.

Walter: And I'm Walter Kovak. Stub Harnish joining us a little later in the show, and he'll be discussing the opening day of World Cup qualifying, as well as talking about the backlash to his quotes in the recent Football Weekly magazine. But first things first, the Saugeais national football team once again got off to a great start against an unranked Kalumba squad, expectedly defeating them 3-0. Casimir Archambault got the Knights on the board first just 12 minutes into the match with a remarkable blooter from 35 yards out. Saugeais then doubled their lead after one of the brothers Richelieu, Alphonse, headed in a corner from Jonathan Miles just after the half hour mark.

Late in the second half Archambault completed his brace by cleaning up the spill from a Miles shot, an open net that the keeper couldn't go back to defend, giving the Knights 3 on the day and the final score overall.

Frank: At first glance, not a bad day at the office for any of these guys. Everyone seemed to be on the same page both offensively and defensively, and that's exactly what you want in your team. Cohesion is key, and from the opening whistle this team had that cohesion. Sure there were a couple dumb plays in the first half, but they didn't lead to any opposing goals. In fact, Kalumba didn't even get a shot off on those mistakes with the back line being as well versed in tackling as they were.

Walter: The one thing I can take out of this match is that it is just one match. The opening match, in fact, against a team that no one had any thoughts that Saugeais would lose to. There are still 17 matches left to play, a long qualifying session yet to go, so while I'm happy that the Knights ae off to a good start, I'll be even more happy once they qualify for the Finals. and that's something that has been a long time coming these past few years.

Frank: Ever since that quarter final run in World Cup 60, these subsequent teams have always been good, but not great. Even with Kuzman Ruslan on the team, the Knights haven't lived up to their full potential as a force in the international scene.

Walter: I'm being told that Stub Harnish is on hold from the production booth over there, so we'll take a quick commercial break, and when we get back, Stub Harnish from Football Weekly Magazine will be on with us. You are listening to The Frank and Walter Show on WSSR, Saugeais' number one sports talk station.

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Commerical
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Walter: Welcome back to the show. We're Frank and Walter, and with us now is one of our regular guests. He is the senior writer for the internationally published Football Weekly magazine and renowned football analyst, he is Stub Harnish. Welcome back to the show, Stub.

Stub: Hello, guys. Great to be back on the show now that World Cup qualifying is underway.

Walter: Yes, it's that great time of the season again, World Cup hopes are in the air and for Saugeais, it seems like the general feeling is Finals or bust for manager Powell Pieran. He's had a successful tenure so far with the national team, leading them to a 2nd place finish in the Cup of Harmony a few cycles ago, but I think the fact that he hasn't gotten the team over the qualifying hurdle is what's hurting him.

Stub: You are absolutely right, Walter. Powell Pieran is a great manager in his own right, leading Astograth before us to glory. Since coming to Saugeais, his teams have been on the stoop of a Final berth, almost making it in the 62nd edition. But outside of that, he's not put together a solid, consistent performance in either the Cup of Harmony or the Copa Rushmori. Sure, the 2nd place finish was nice, but where exactly did that lead us? It didn't translate over to the Copa nor to the following World Cup qualifiers.

Walter: How did you feel about how Pieran managed the opening match.

Stub: It looked to me he just let the players play out there, not a lot of emotion and tactic yelling from the sidelines. And you know what, against a team like that, I'd have done the same thing. Opening matches are always prone to scrutiny, as they give false predictions about how a qualifying session really goes, so I don't think we'll get to know the full potential of the team until the big name matches.

Walter: And especially with Eastfield Lodge, Antoletia, and The Sylvanaes Queendom in the Knights's group, Pieran will need to rally the troops in order to keep his job, right?

Stub: Against the Queendom, definitely. They've had the consistency of an elite team for quite some time, going back to when we faced them in World Cup 60, handing us our only group loss. Eastfield Lodge have been average for a good long while, but just joining Rushmore, I think they'll quickly see an upturn of quality football players.

Frank: Which leads us to Antoletia. We've recently read that after your group breakdown article was published, you haven't been getting the kindest of words thrown at you from their contingent.

Stub: It is something I do not regret posting, now that I look back on it. At the time, I took a look at Antoletia's recent body of work, which wasn't all that special, and equated it to being business as usual for this upcoming qualifying session. And see that trend to continue, and think that either the series will be split or the Knights will come away with 4 points. I just can't see Antoletia taking both and ruining Saugeais's chances.

Walter: Alright Stub, thanks again for coming on the show. Always great to have you. We'll be back after these messages. You are listening to The Frank and Walter Show on WSSR, Saugeais' number one sports talk station.
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Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:41 pm

Hello!

I am naming Fyodr, and I am being zuzelhoorn player for Sbrskj Krk Trkrj (or, as you are saying in your language, "Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland". Some are asking me, 'Fyodr, how are you being famous zuzelhoorn player for Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland and top-notch international football defending man?

I am telling you now that musicians for Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland are also starting XI for topping table Slobbodovanian team Red Star Brgzgrd. This help explain how we are beating bourgeois Victorious Islands of Mitonesia 4-0.

You are not hearing of Red Star Brgzgrd? A surprise this is not being, as Red Star Brgzgrd were being expelled from Imperial League due to unfortunate past misunderstanding over turnip sex party. Instead are playing in local Slobbodovanian league sponsored by regional beet-farming cooperative.

Still, great honour and pleasuring of us it is being to play for Holy Empire in World Cup!

Also pleasuring of us it is to be asked to write song for World Cup Hosts New Montreal States!

We are being asked to write ode to workers and peasants who build World Cup stadium places, farm beets, and make vodka (we are not being sure of this vodka; yes, it is nice, but is it as good as fermented beet mash? We are thinking not) for concession stands, while parasitic athletic class - which is not including Sbrskj Krk Trkrj or Red Star Brgzgrd - be enjoying disproportionate share of labour fruits.

So here is song for New Montreal States. Liberty I have taken of writing mighty zuzelhoorn solo into song; zuzelhoorn is best instrument.

Labour is prior to and independent of international football.
International football is only the fruit of labour
And could never have existed if labour had not first existed.
Labour is the superior of international football
And deserves much the higher consideration.

So sing to glory of New Montreal States workers and peasants!
Theirs is glory of building stadium with strong hands of worker!
Theirs is glory of growing vast fields of beets!
Theirs is glory of distilling vodka for warming of belly!

Yet when crowd go to football match
Do they recognise contribution of workers and peasants?
Or do they instead glory worthless parasitic athletic class?
Death to parasitic athletic class!
Death to parasitic athletic class!
Death to parasitic athletic class!
Only players from glorious workers collectives
Like those who labour for New Montreal States
Or play for magnificent Red Star Brgzgrd
Are worthy of honour from oppressed working class

<long zuzelhoorn solo>

So sing to glory of New Montreal States workers and peasants!
Theirs is glory of building stadium with strong hands of worker!
Theirs is glory of growing vast fields of beets!
Theirs is glory of distilling vodka for warming of belly!



Competition
Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland wish to be pleasuring you! Commission them to write new famous song for your nation! After each matchday, you may suggest topic for new song by Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland!

You set theme for song, and band write song for best idea each matchday - which will also include the result of your nation's most recent match. You can suggest song as many times as you like. Song theme need not be about beets. Let Us All Rejoice in Harmonious Melodies of Glorious Motherland look forward to pleasuring you!
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Gaveo
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Postby Gaveo » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:48 pm

The Gaveoan Times

We tied, but not against the Polar Islandstates.

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Santiago Rojas relieved that Gaveo tied against Leorudo.


By: Beni Cortez

Before we get to the main news, we had a friendly two days before the Gaveo-Leorudo game. We faced off against Barium and we beat them 4-1 with goals scored by Cesar Milano (1), Santiago Rojas (2), and Sebastian Cadiz (1) nice job boys. Anyways back to the main news, apparently the WCC released the wrong schedule for the qualifications and the FFG (Federación de Fútbol de Gaveo) didn't not tell the public about the change of teams. Luckily the game was at home and the fans saw a exciting game, as Gaveo held on against Leorudo and tied 1-1. Gaveo was behind 1-0 after Leorudo scored at the 34th minute, the Gaveoans tried to respond with some counter-attacks but all of them failed as the goalie either blocked it or the ball hit the post. Halftime and Gaveo was behind due to the first goal. In the 73rd minute Gaveo's very own Santiago Rojas scored the tying goal with a upper-right corner shot, the goalie stood no chance. The tie was threatened by Leorudo's attacks and at one point Cadiz (GK) fouled the player, luckily for us the referee gave him a yellow card and not a red. 3 minutes till extra time and the player from Leorudo shoots, Cadiz blocks the shot and saves the Gaveoan tie. 1 minute till the game ends and Gaveo has a chance to win as Sebastian Cadiz leads the break away he runs pass defenders but is fouled by the goalie, yet the referee didn't see it causing the fans to jeer at both Leorudo and the referee. So the game ended 1-1 with a surprising win for the Gaveoan side. Fans filled out of the stadium and with smiles but wished that penalty was counted, "It was totally a penalty!" said one fan but lets just be glad that we tied with a strong Leorudo. Our next game is at Catholican Catholica which lost 0-2 against Advenia. Hopefully our boys win the match and as always go Gaveo!
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A Player's Journey


Chano, Gaveo
March 28th, 2028
The Grand (Team Hotel)


Sebastian was celebrating the tie with his brother Joaquin Cadiz, the goalie that saved the match for the Gaveoans, and the rest of the team. Sebastian hugged him and said, "I swear if they scored, I would have kicked your butt." Joaquin laughs and responds, "Well thank God I blocked it." Before Sebastian could say another word the head coach Don Juan Villaroel walked in and shouted, "Great job lads!" The team cheered and started chanting Viva Gaveo, but the coach spoke again, "We got another match coming in two weeks, lets get ready. Practice is on Friday, so rest up tomorrow." After his short speech the players went back to partying... After party ended Sebastian Cadiz took a well deserved break and waited for Friday practice and the next challenge facing him.

Chano, Gaveo
March 30th, 2028
Practice Grounds


Sebastian got up at 6 AM GT, had some cereal and 30 minutes later started to run two miles with the team for their warm up, they then had a practice match by 9 and by 11 they already finished. Sebastian was thinking about their next opponent, would they win? Probably, he thought, he smiled already pumped up for the next match. To Catholican Catholica...
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Postby Bearded Moose » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:12 pm

"That's wrong!"
"No, it's the right channel, for god's sake."

Georg snatched the remote out of Heinz's hands.

"And I say you're wrong. I ain't seeing no Timfen-flags, so it ain't the right game."

By the time Georg had been through all 78 channels -lurking a bit longer to the telsells, you never know if you find something good-, he had to admit that it might have been the game they were looking for at Moose National Broadcast.

"My poor Thorsten, his first game among the big boys and I missed it!" sobbed Diane.
"Don't worry," Heinz consolated, "it's only the first twenty minutes we haven't seen."
"But they're already behind," Georg sneered, "they don't stand a chance against those Ko-Oren guys."
"What's the score?" Berthe yelled.
"Nil! One!" George responded.
"Oh, that's good? Or not?"

The following silence was a confirmation of the worst case. Nonetheless, the Mooses didn't seem to be in trouble at the moment our six protagonists checked in. As the wind blew through the Thalfurth Community Stadium, the game moved past without a lot of excitement. Ko-oren seemed content with the three points and had decided to dug itself in. Their defensive line stood firm while every attempt of attack was already smothered in the midfield. Hem didn't receive no space and Sergeyenko and Anderskjaer couldn't get past their direct opponents. Another moderate pass by Bojanic resulted in a throw for Ko-oren.

"They're nervous." Heinz remarked.
"Thorsten surely was," Diane agreed, "he told when he came by yesterday. 'Grandma,' he said, 'I'm nervous'."

Georg rolled his eyes again. The first half went past and, as is usual, some fifteen minutes and four shampoo commercials later, the second half started. The atmosphere in the L-block was below moderate.

"I think," Anna started, "that your son is doing great."
"First of all," Georg riposted, "it's her grandson, you old cow. Secondly, he's not."

The affronted Diane turned around and went to her room without a word.

"Was that really necessary?" Heinz asked. "You know how sensitive she's about Thorsten. Sure, the kid is nervous, but who wouldn't? Playing a top-50 team for the first time. Damn, they're just one goal behind, everything still can happen!"
"Ah, come on. They ain't creating no danger and Ko-oren is just having a tactical practice game."
"I still think they can be proud. Proper performance and a clever game by our central defenders, Maxhem and Anderskjaer."
"Yeah. But the result ain't worth to watch. Wouldn't there be a good movie on?" Georg concluded. He went through the last pages of today's paper and found what he was looking for: "Doktor Zhavigo. Sounds nice."

As Berthe was a giant lover of romantic drama's, Anna didn't really care and Julius always agreed on what Berthe said, our five lovely elderly watched Doktor Zhavigo during the last twenty-five minutes of the game. In all fair honesty, it wasn't the best game ever by the Mooses. Facing a better opponent, they were dictated the law of the strongest and had to bow their heads. In the final minutes, Erichem received his first international minutes, produced the best chance of the second half -a header on the outside of the left post- but all in all a logical result. A deserved win by Ko-oren after a performance that promised something, although no one was quite sure what exactly it promised. At least, that is what Heinz and Diane could read in the paper the other day.

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Postby Glascovia » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:15 pm

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Glascovia triumphs over Cambirano, 2–1
Glascovia: #10 Robert St. Andrews; #23 Spurius Eudoxius | Cambirano: Unknown

Glascovia proved triumphant this morning in the first qualifying match of World Cup LXIV, defeating Cambirano 2–1. Eager to redeem themselves after a disappointing Baptism of Fire, the Screaming Eagles played an aggressive match, with St. Andrews spearheading a whirlwind offense to score at the nine minute mark.

Cambirano rallied towards half-time, scoring a single goal against Glascovia; but after half-time, a renewed offense lead by Eudoxius scored Glascovia's second goal and clinched a victory for the Screaming Eagles.



St. Matthew's Green
Cansæ, Glascovia
28 March, anno Imperii CXIX


Exhausted, Herius Falx slumped against the locker room wall, sprawling out on the cool concrete floor. Never in his professional career had Herius played so hard; his heart was pounding in his chest, his eyelids felt like they were holding up boulders, sweat drenched his pinstriped uniform—and he had never felt better. Herius struggled to even wrap his mind around how positively thrilling today's match had been; to play in the World Cup, to contribute to a Glascovian victory—well, it was better than any Saturnalia gift he had ever received.

Especially those wool socks I got last year, Herius thought to himself with a laugh.

Outside, the Cansæ crowds were still cheering wildly, their triumphant whoops reverberating in his ears. Herius swore he could feel the elated crowd's energy sweep over him in waves like an electric field, and he relished the je ne sais quoi of it all. Slowly, Herius picked himself up, leaning against the wall for support. He desperately needed a long, hot shower and a fresh set of clothes, and he certainly wouldn't get those lying on the floor.

Suddenly, a snide "tsk tsk" echoed through the entrance of the locker room. Herius rolled his head to the side to see James Yossarian, the Screaming Eagles' most acclaimed defender, looming over him. "I dare say, Mr. Falx, I certainly hope that playing with real football players doesn't prove too much for you," Yossarian said snidely, his accent flaring.

Of FC Cansæ fame, Yossarian was among a handful of Glascovian footballers who were not native Glascovians. Born in Kensington, British Londinium, Yossarian had emigrated to Glascovia as a young child, after his homeland had been annihilated by an overwhelming Freekish nuclear barrage. A well-to-do Glascovian family in Cansæ had taken the young Yossarian in as a refugee, raising him and cultivating the boy's budding love of sport. Even though Yossarian had reached the pinnacle of Glascovian football, those close to him knew that Yossarian had never quite gotten past the ridicule, the ostracism he endured as a child—after all, the Empire views most foreigners warily at best. To say that Yossarian had a chip on his shoulder would be an understatement at best.

"What the hell do you want, Yossarian?" Herius panted back.

"Why, nothing, nothing at all, Mr. Falx," Yossarian said. Herius's brow furrowed slightly. He knew that Yossarian's fastidious use of "Mr." was a relic of his Londinian past, but Herius still found it unsettlingly menacing. "I'm merely concerned that you can't handle playing at our level."

"I'm doing just fine, Yossarian. I'll be sure to let you know when I need your particular brand of help."

"I can't tell you how gratified I am to hear that. But you should be careful out there—for if Bubo taught us anything, it's that fate is unforgiving to those who forget their place."

"And just what would my place be?" Herius asked indignantly. Yossarian did not deign to respond; by the time Herius's question escaped his lips, Yossarian had already started to stroll away. Herius hadn't the faintest idea what Yossarian's agenda was, but Herius was damn sure that he wouldn't let a smug, arrogant bastard like Yossarian get the better of him.
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Postby Sicoutimont » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:27 pm

11:09PM-Just outside Sicoutian Airspace

The players had settled in just 1 hour ago at Lac-Drouin International Airport for the flight to Northern Sunrise Islands. The game wasn't until tomorrow, but the players wanted to get some rest in the Esportivan nation before the game, and the coaches wanted to be their early.

"Five,"

"Dang...I've only got a four...."

The games of cards being played rang through the old AirSicoutimont Chapont I-17 chartered flight as the pilots glided through the airspace. Marc Denis, who was trying to get to sleep in his seat, tiredly checked his phone. There was a message from Sicoutian FA Director, Rene Rochefort:

To: Marc Denis
From: Rene Rochefort
Heyya listen Marc....uh there's been an error at the WCC headquarters.....you guys aren't playing in Northern Sunrise Islands tomorrow. You guys are playing Rikatan....g'night


Wait, what? He texted Rochefort back:

To: Rene Rochefort
From: Marc Denis
Um, what? We're already in the air, over the water! You sure they got it wrong?"


*Bzzz* There came another text.

To: Marc Denis
From: Rene Rochefort
Yep. Tell the pilot, you guys have to go to Rikatan. Sorry for the confusion. You can land at St-Simeon and catch a flight to Rikatan's capital.


Denis went to inform the pilot.

"Hiya, pilot. Uh, there's an issue....we'll need to land at St-Simeon,"

"Why?"

"Because we don't play Northern Sunrise Islands tomorrow....we play Rikatan."

"Hold on a sec.....Hey, Co-Pilot Rogers, can you get the charts?"

"Coming up, Captain Dalumie,"

"Let's see....Rikatan....Rikatan....I can get you there...."

Denis sighed in relief.

"In about 12 hours,"

"WHAT?" Denis screamed, losing his temper. This awoke any players who were sleeping, for sure.

"Well, it takes 10 hours to get there, plus I need to turn around, then we've got to land somewhere to refuel, so all in all....12 hours, yeah."

"But....the match tomorrow starts at 1:00....12 hours brings us to 11:00.....how the heck are we supposed to get any time to practice?"

"That's your decision, Marc. I just fly the thing,"

With that, Marc Denis walked back down the cabin. Seeing the players staring at him, he said:

"We're not playing the Sunrise Islands, guys. We've got to go to Rikatan."

"Rikatan? Where on earth is that?"

"12 hours from here, boys. That means we'll have 2 hours to get from the airport to the stadium, with no rest. And that's if we don't have any turbulence. So I would suggest you rest up, because you'll need it. They may be unranked, but they won't have to fly 12 hours out of their way to play us."

When Marc Denis woke up, it was 10:00 AM. His players were laughing, and playing card games.

"Giroux! What're you guys playing?"

"Euchre, coach!"

"Well, when did ya start playing?"

"Umm....2 am?"

"2 am? You've been up 8 hours? Did yas even sleep last night?"

"Umm, for a few hours, yes coach,"

"Well, Girard, what's a few?"

"1 or 2, coach...."

"Do ya think this is a joke? It's the World Cup. Time to show your best game, and make it to New Montreal States and Wight! Not to sleep for an hour the night before the first game of qualifiers! And that goes for all of you! Ya know what? Until the mid-qual break, curfew is 11:00! Be in the hotel or else! And when we're playing at home, we'll be staying in a hotel as well."

"Coach! It's not our fault...." stammered Yves Savard. "The WCC....they kinda screwed us over, ya know?"

"Screwed us over? How could ya think like that? 1 intern messed something up, and you go moaning about how bad it is. Shut up and play football."

No-one spoke again the rest of the flight. The players were not used to Denis spouting off, especially at Girard Giroux, who was one of his best friends. But there was still a game to be played, against Rikatan, with the match now in Rikatan's hands, facing a tired Sicoutian squad.

Royales Drop Opener 3-2
It was in Rikatan for game 1 of the World Cup qualifiers were Rikatan defeated Sicoutimont 3-2. The game, originally scheduled to be in Northern Sunrise Islands, featured sloppy and dirty play by the Sicoutian side. 3 yellows and 1 red were handed out over the course of the game. Alex Gannot was a lone bright spot for Les Royales, who scored both of the Sicoutian goals. Rikatan put Sicoutimont in a hole early, beating Pier-Luc Dion 2 times in the first 20 minutes. Gannot would even the score with goals in the 32nd and 56th minutes, and it looked like the game would end in a draw until Rikatan scored in the 87th minute to win the game for the unranked side who has not announced a full roster. The infractions went to:

Yellow Card-Yves Savard, 21'
Yellow Card-Yves Savard, 34'
Red Card-Yves Savard, 34'
Yellow Card-Neal Kent, 76'


Here's the final scoresheet:

World Cup Qualifing MD1
Sicoutimont-Rikatan @Unknown, Unknown, Rikatan
Rikatan 3--------Sicoutimont 2
Unknown 6' Gannot 32'
Unknown 18' Gannot 56'
Unknown 87'


So, here's the real schedule you've been wondering about.

MD1-Rikatan vs Sicoutimont
MD2-Sicoutimont vs Yelvodia, @Stade St-Pierre, Lac-Drouin
MD3-Yesopalitha vs Sicoutimont
MD4-Maklohi Vai vs Sicoutimont
MD5-Sicoutimont vs Basque Socialist States, @Stade St-Pierre, Lac-Drouin
MD6-New Sideburn vs Sicoutimont
MD7-Sicoutimont vs Jeruselem, @Stade Pierre Beach/SportCity, Pierre Beach
MD8-Northern Sunrise Islands vs Sicoutimont
MD9-Sicoutimont vs Kinzar, @Stade St-Pierre, Lac-Drouin
MD10-Sicoutimont vs Rikatan, @ Stade St-Pierre, Lac-Drouin
MD11-Yelvodia vs Sicoutimont
MD12-Sicoutimont vs Yesopalitha, @Stade Pierre Beach/SportCity, Pierre Beach
MD13-Sicoutimont vs Maklohi Vai, @Stade Pierre Beach/SportCity, Pierre Beach
MD14-Basque Socialist States vs Sicoutimont
MD15-Sicoutimont vs New Sideburn, @Stade St-Pierre, Lac-Drouin
MD16-Jeruselem vs Sicoutimont
MD17-Sicoutimont vs Northern Sunrise Islands, @Stade Pierre Beach/SportCity, Pierre Beach
MD18-Kinzar vs Sicoutimont

If you've already bought tickets to a game, for example the origianly scheduled MD2 Sicoutimont vs Kinzar @Stade St-Pierre, you can do 1 of three things: Get a refund of the original cost, trade in tickets and attend MD2 Sicoutimont vs Yelvodia, or trade in tickets and attend MD9 Sicoutimont vs Kinzar @Stade St-Pierre. This will work for all games being played at the same stadium, you can trade in or refund tickets via http://www.ticketsportsicoutimont.scm or the Sicoutian FA website, http://www.sicoutianfootballassociation.scm. Be sure to catch your Royales as they look to rebound against a Yelvodian squad at Stade St-Pierre, on all platforms, including TV, Radio, or live streams! The Lac-Drouin Times will be hosting a special promotion at the game, giving away free Girard Giroux bobbleheads to the first 20,000 fans! Another way to get this special, limited edition item is to subscribe to the Lac-Drouin Times at a booth at the game: you'll be able to get this item if you subscribe in our booth at Stade St-Pierre on game night, so be sure to turn out! It's only $10 to sit in the nosebleeds to see your Royales take on the world, so come on out and enjoy the football!
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Postby New Sideburn » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:34 pm

Guv?
"You want me to start the next match, guv'nor?" asked Kurtis, almost in disbelief.
"Sure," said Gethin blandly. "Why not? Kinzar's a relatively weak opponent, and we've got to test you one of these matches. You won the league with Athletic two seasons ago, I see no reason why you can't go this time. Rest of the lineup is as default. ... Look, you want a reason? You're the best at starting attacks with your kicking, and I want to bloody overrun these people. They barely even care about football! They call it soccer!"
"Jesus, chief, calm down," said Kurtis, mildly. Gethin's anger receded, a little.
"Anyway, Kinzar won't be that tough. I'm sure the third-best goalkeeper in New Sideburn can deal with them... anyway. Bring in Rook. I expect he knows what he's here for."
Kurtis visibly paled. "Aw, guv, you can't-"
"Do it," he growled, highlighting that someone was going to get shouted at, and if it wasn't going to be Rook, Kurtis would be second-best. The goalkeeper fled.

Rook walked in a couple of minutes later. Gethin noted that he was keeping proud and upright. So he didn't waste time with accusations, but instead moved straight to it being undisputed fact.
"Fucking... assault? Really?"
"He held us up with a knife!" howled Rook, immediately dropping the facade of innocence. "What could we do?"
"Apparently all you could do was punch him in the face, which, mind, is acceptable. Though most people would've stopped at once or twice. Not eight times. Kicking him repeatedly in the stomach and chest, breaking four of his ribs, that's generally frowned on by the global community. But jesus christ, did you have to jump up and down on his fingers?!"
"I saw red," said Rook, quietly.
"Oh, you'll be seeing red in a flash if you pull a stunt like that in the middle of a game."
Rook sighed, sat down heavily and began wringing his hands. "Two months suspended."
"What?"
"My jail term! Two months! Suspended!"
"A slap on the fucking wrist, my son," said Gethin, sagely. "I think I'm on about sixteen, myself."
"Sixteen?"
"Look, my advice? See a therapist. This anger of yours, it ain't healthy to go walking around like that, alright? I can't have you like this on the pitch."
Rook stood up suddenly, outraged. "A 'therapist'? What are you, crazy? No quack shrink's getting near me, I can tell you that for a fact! No, guv, I am walking out of here a free man, and you can shove this 'therapy' idea of yours right up your-"

Dr. Julia Royce
"So, Rook Harm. Centreback for Crisisbless, and for the national team, correct?"
"Congratulations," said Rook, sarcastically. "You read the news occasionally."
Julia Royce raised an eyebrow. She was a shortish, plump woman in her early thirties, no beauty but not unattractive, either. Her olive green eyes were probably her best feature, with a large, pointy nose, thin lips, a tendency to click her tongue and a hint of a double chin. Her hair was short and sandy blonde, her clothing casual, but businesslike. Rook, meanwhile, was wearing double denim, because nobody would possibly deny him that right to his face.
All Julia said was "Sarcasm in response to a simple confirmation of a statement. Interesting."
"So I'm kind of a prick sometimes. What's interesting about that?"
"You can identify yourself as a 'prick?'"
Rook sank down in his chair. "Well, you seemed to be hinting at it. Personally I just want to put all our cards down on the table. Yes, I'm a professional sportsman. I don't really want to be here, but Gethin, our manager, shouted loudly at me that I had issues with bottling up my anger and releasing it on random people."
Julia raised another eyebrow. "Right. Mr. Ramsey sounds as though he has anger management issues, himself."
"I figured he'd know better than anyone," smirked Rook. "... Anyway, I gave in after a while."
"Well, that's a good start. How about you just tell me a little about yourself, and then we'll get properly started..."
The old ways were best!

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Postby The Archregimancy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:38 pm

THE MONASTIC TIMES

MONKS WIN FIRST MATCH
Holy Synod Applaud Easy Win At Troitse-Sergiyeva


By Fr. Nicholas the Scribe

In this brave new world of the Holy Synod and Monastic Football Association actively promoting the success of a well-drilled (if slightly eccentric) monastic squad that even the heathen expect to do well this qualifying campaign, the Archregimancy's national team started World Cup qualification with an easy 3-1 home victory over the little-known team from Secundus Kasius. The result was applauded by the Holy Synod, who - in an action unimaginable in most recent tournaments - released a statement calling it "expected".

Team manager Fr. Basil the Fool for Christ later dedicated the victory to Venerable Hilarion the New the Abbot of Pelecete. Fr. Basil noted the inspirational St. Hilarion, and how he had motivated the team by describing how, through prayer, the saint had brought down rain during a drought, and like the Prophet Elisha had separated the waters of a river, had driven harmful beasts from the fields, had filled the nets of fishermen when they had no success in fishing.

So it was that the Archregimancy brought down a rain of shots on the opposing goal, separated the opposing defence, had driven the opposing forwards from the home goal mouth, and had filled the opposing net with goals.

Due to confusion over the match schedule resulting from a fixture list that was imperfectly translated into Old Church Liturgic, the MFA are unsure of the identity of the Archregimancy's next opponents. Fr. Basil has apparently asked his team to embrace this uncertainty, citing the example of Venerable Stephen the Wonderworker the Abbot of Tryglia, who boldly denounced the emperor for his iconoclasm, before being subjected to cruel torments.
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Postby West Angola » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:39 pm

Namibe, Portuguese Colonial Fortress (Occupied), 1894
Luke Parrish looked out at the gathered crowd. Portuguese resistance had been light, and they’d pushed them out of the city with little difficulty, the whole operation taking only a few hours. Now, with their initial victory secure, and word coming from the north that General Blyr had succeeded in seizing Luanda, spirits were running high among the men, and Parrish was now supposed to give a rousing speech. Sien’s speech to his men following the First Battle of Namibe was the stuff of legend, required reading in rhetorical classes, a true masterpiece of inspiration and speaking skills that had ignited the revolution across the entire nation. Thankfully, Parrish had memorized the speech while he was king, and had been pleased to discover that he still knew it almost perfectly. Standing on the steps of the garrison headquarters, the place where the uprising had begun, Parrish cleared his throat and began to speak.

People of Namibe, I address you today in triumph! We have today set foot on the path to a new era of freedom in West Angola, an era of self-determination for all who once lay squashed beneath the conquerors’ boot! Just over an hour ago, the last Portuguese soldier in this city surrendered, and their flag was lowered from the building I now stand in front of. In its place, we will raise a new flag, a flag that symbolizes not weakness and defeat, as the old one did, but strength and victory, and shows the world that we are their equal!

Parrish paused, and looked over at the contingent of Africans who had been freed in the battle. Portugal had shipped in hundreds of natives to serve as slaves as they developed the coastal city, but Sien had declared them all free following the battle. Even then, he had offered a foreshadowing of the events that would unfold two years later when he told the angry slave owners: “My people have had the barest taste of slavery, and they even now groan under the heel of oppression. These men have drunk fully and deeply of the bitter drink of forced servitude, and I will not subject anyone to drink any more of it.”

My friends, I know I am not one of you. I am one of those who hurt you, who persecuted your people, but I promise you, I will not rest until the power of those who would keep your people in bondage is broken on this continent. I will not stop until all those who seek to dominate this land from afar are gone, and those who wish to live side-by-side in harmony have replaced them!

Parrish turned back to address the entire group,

But if we are to do this, we must continue on our way! We have won this battle, yes, but even now the Portuguese are massing to reverse that fact. I have received word that three divisions have been dispatched from Lisbon and are steaming south to subjugate us. Many soldiers are present in the jungle, killing natives and burning their homes, and they will oppose us. Those units which are currently fighting the British in the central part of this continent will arrive to assist, and the naval bases in Mozambique are only a few days’ journey away by ship. We must be ever on our guard, and fight with every ounce of our being to throw Portugal out of Angola completely, and build a new, fairer, better nation in its place!

The crowd cheered, and Parrish sighed with relief, he’d given the speech almost perfectly. Unfortunately, he’d discovered an unfortunate fact about the reality he was in. The fact that he’d deviated from the known text of Sien’s speech meant that he wasn’t wedded to the timeline, he could change things. He’d have to tread very carefully for the foreseeable future, until he was able to get home, if he was able to get home…



Namibe, Capital of West Angola, 2016 (West Angolan Calendar)
Phillip Garren, Isaac Warren, and Peter Sien sat around a table, with Warren and Garren on one side, and Sien on the other. Garren had two eTab’s linked together so whatever he did on one would show up on the other. On the screen was a diagram of a football pitch, with West Angola’s shifting 4-4-2/2-4-4 formation superimposed over it. With his finger, Garren moved circles representing players around as he explained the plays to Sien, who listened with rapt attention. “Pawel comes across here and drops the ball off to Wilson, and the four of you umbrella out like this and spread the defense. After a two-count, you break towards the goal like this, and draw your defender out of the way for when Pawel comes through here and passes to Wilson, who either shoots or passes to you here for the goal.”

There was a momentary pause as Sien saved the sequence with narration to the eTab’s memory bank. He had fallen in love with the devices, and had caught on to the basic function after only a couple days. He was learning more and more about it as they went, and often said his biggest regret would be not having one when he went back. Sien was learning fast, and even though he hadn’t been able to play in the opener, a confusing event which had featured the wrong team (which turned out to be the right team) showing up in Namibe and leading to an argument with the right team (which turned out to be the wrong team), Garren was confident he’d be able to play in the next match, a must-win against group third seed Ossidiacqua.
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Postby Valladares » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:48 pm

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New Euran coach proves to not be so VICTOR after letting escape points at home

By: Alan Rosero,
Blogger from "The National Kickoff"


METROPOLIS (VP) - Hello, everyone! Once again, let me welcome you all to another World Cup cycle, with the finals to be held in Wight and New Montreal States this time. And the qualifiers began yesterday, with the Valladars having parted ways with the successful Sargossan coach José Marín in good terms (if "good terms" means buying yourself for an Étoile Verte shirt, then yes) and having brought Euran coach Dimitri Campbell to replace him. However, this new process wasn't off to the best of the beginnings as "Les Gones" dropped two points to the unknown Altiplane in front of their faithful at the National Stadium.

Much Fanfare, Few Football

Campbell came in silence from that stinky and nasty country to the East that dares to call itself "Eura" with the tough mission to match or even exceed the achievements made by the previous boss, who rather than going back to Sargossa, preferred to stay and revive fossils in the fairly decent Liga-2, as aforementioned. Meanwhile, the 45-year old was being presented at the VFA House in Cerro but only had a week to arrive to Fauxham, meet his new squad and prepare the Valladar début in the WC qualifiers against Altiplane, who arrived to Valladares with even more silence than the coach.

There was great expectation to see what the new coach could do with this team, with the VFA even planning a ceremony to honor past heroes to be held before the game, in which, "sir" Marcus Trent not just awarded medals to right and left but also threw ducks to the stands, presented the coach to the general public, and not content with that, also took advantage of the moment to present his nomination for a Parliament seat! (as if I were to vote for him...). Anyway, 85,000 people "enjoyed" the circus orchestrated by the VFA prior to the match, and were also looking forward to enjoy a Valladar victory over the until then unknown Altiplane.

As for the match, I'm going to concede that Campbell will be looking to display a speedy and offensive squad everywhere during this cycle, as the Altiplane players struggled to cope with the demoniac pace imposed by Les Gones from the very start and Renato and Jean-Pierre de Roux felt comfortable making havoc every time they got closer to the Altiplane goal. It must be said that Valladares didn't take too long to drill their rivals' goal, since Yoan Gignac was already scoring his first goal of the campaign in the 13th minute, and Ricardinho was already doubling numbers for Les Gones 10 minutes later. Other players like Jefferson McAllister, and the aforementioned Renato and de Roux had their own chances to extend the lead, but either they miserably missed them or the Altiplane goalie was already aware of their moves.

However, here comes what I will ask Campbell to change right now: for the second half, the team parked the bus and didn't show any will to continue playing. Maybe that was because the pace imposed by them at the start of the match was too much for themselves, but the fact is that Altiplane somehow managed to equalize and take a very valuable point home without much effort. Oh, and by the way, your tactic moves for the second half were too slow, as well as the substitutions. They were delayed and were also not the best ones: for example, Lescott on and Reyes out? Not even Anthony Clark would do something as dumb as that...Fortunately for you, this is a very long road that's just starting and we've just got to lick our wounds and bounce back.

Drop of Poison: After the end of Matchday 1 in Group 4, we see that our Rushmori and Vatmark fellow Birolikans started with a bang after beating Deadmans away and Warkus and 19th Century Beards got important 2-0 wins in their respective openers, but the most interesting match was the one in Farfadillis, where the Farf and Darmeni squads played to a thrilling 2-all draw. Precisely this is the match that interests us most, as they are the second and third seeds of this group, right after us. And, while wishing to stay away from the diplomatic skirmishes between the Darmeni Government and the Royal Government, we found something on a Darmeni website which is worth a laugh:

In other group action, 19th Century Beards and Warkus defeated East Shippensburg and Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne respectively, both by the score of 2-0. Valladares suffered a humiliating draw with unranked Altiplane, 2-2 (see maybe you don't deserve the Westlands), while Birolika defeated Darmen's next opponent, Deadmans, 5-3.


We don't deserve the Westlands, eh? Well, to be frank maybe you don't deserve something you've never owned and something you just became interested in when we arrived there. Not to mention the fact that you also drew last night. Your claim would've been a (very) little bit more valid if you had beat Farfadillis, thing you did not. So there you go. Pathetic statement from even more pathetic Darmenis: backfired successfully. See you in Hoxford, losers...

(For the record, our next game is away at Warkus, while 19th Century Beards is the next side to visit Swangard on MD3.)
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Champions: I Coupe Pomme D'Or, Copa Rushmori 26, Copa Rushmori 29, Di Bradini Cup 48
Runners-Up: World Cup 75, Cup of Harmony 49, Copa Rushmori 25, Copa Rushmori 27, IBC 10
Third Place: Copa Rushmori 18, Volleyball World Expo 9
Fourth Place: World Cup 67, Copa Rushmori 32, IBC 8, IBC 9, IBC 12
<Zwangzug> And the Alligators already have a Ph.D. at making enemies: <- oh, man, speaking of making expressions up, this is fantastic :D

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Postby Socialist States Owen » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:09 pm

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SPORADIC APPOINTED AS EURAN MANAGER
Kallstrom takes assistant role as Eura go for the foreign option

Clint Covey reports from the Euran Football Association Headquarters, Bastion


58 year old Silexhera legend Kelly Sporadic has become the new manager of the Euran national football team after signing a three year deal, alongside a new assistant manager - 45 year old Polarian Johannes Kallstrom.

The decision was announced at a press conference in the Euran Football Association's media centre outside Bastion Arena. Former Licentiapacisterra boss Sporadic was only third in the running according to most bookies in the hours preceding the announcement of his appointment, behind two other foreign candidates and Ulsa boss Carl Barrett on the back of his three title winning seasons. Nevertheless the FA announced that they were 'delighted' that he had chosen to manage Eura. "Kelly is an experienced and talented individual with a style and mantra that we all admire. We consider this a bit of a coup, given the status of Mr Sporadic and how much we admire the Audioslavan way of playing. He won two trophies as Audioslava boss before he went to Licentiapacisterra and he is absolutely the best man for the job." When pressed on his reasons for signing, Sporadic was enthusiastic in his response. "I'm really excited about coming to this country to manage a very talented team. It's not the same team that had that great run at the 60th World Cup, we have a little less experience now and the performance at the last World Cup wasn't great. But the base of quality footballers and passion for the game needed for success exists here in spades, and it's backed by one of the most passionate group of fans you'll ever see."

Sporadic's appointment was almost certainly based on his success earlier in his career. Sporadic played for the Silexhera national side and was one of their stalwarts but it is in Audioslava that he made his name, and that is the country he is commonly associated with. He took over as Audioslava boss for the qualifying cycle of the 59th World Cup, winning both the Baptism of Fire and AOCAF 35 with the re-emerging Audioslava side, as well as making the semi-finals of the Cup of Harmony and finishing as runners up for AOCAF 34. Sporadic's side eventually lost momentum and he left his position, moving on to Licentiapacisterra where he enjoyed immediate success in the form of his third trophy, the Campionato Esportiva. He also took them to World Cup 62, a feat he failed to achieve with Audioslava. However he left that position after falling out with the relevant FA over a poor qualifying performance in the next cycle, albeit his side only went out at the playoffs as they met eventual runners up Starblaydia. Consequently Sporadic might feel a bit lucky to immediately get back into management and at a prominent side, 13th in the world that is. Former Euran defender Matt Boyce thinks its is a good appointment. "Sporadic's record may not be incredible but it's decent. He has won three trophies and has a record for getting teams back into momentum after going off the boil, something that is happening to us at the moment. I would be surprised if he didn't succeed, to be honest, and he'll be expecting to reach at least the Round of 16 at the World Cup."

Meanwhile the assistant managers job went to Johannes Kallstrom; the former assistant manager of his mother country Polar Islandstates. Kallstrom is seen as a complimentary appointment to Sporadic whose style is similar to that of the established Euran system, while hopefully he will be able to refine the capabilities of Eura's not particularly experienced fringe players. Sporadic himself of course has been appointed on the expectation that he can add some rigidity to Eura's defence, a task that will not be easy. His best centre back will be 36 year old Julesk Paranaya, partnering his Directus team mate 28 year old Michael Robertson, who are both good players but not particularly fit at the moment nor free from making mistakes. With age Joe Arne Pizza has lost his finesse and Mickey Smith, now playing in Polar Islandstates at Jan Mayen Islanders, has a lot to prove at the seemingly weak left back position. On the other side, Sporadic's first choice right back Nick Feeney is a superb player who has quickly amassed plenty of experience, but his attacking nature (similar to Smith) may leave Eura's full back positions exposed. All of his backup players are inexperienced and realistically the only truly consistent member of the defence that Sporadic can rely on is Daniel Belgrave, a 34 year old goalkeeper of world class talent whom has somehow not been lured away from Directus by a foreign club. Given the inconsistency of certain players in the last qualifying campaign, Sporadic will be expecting a lot in particular from Belgrave, Steve Thompson and Lee Sharp, while Chad Parsons and Kieran Kane will be under pressure to justify their selection ahead of the usual winger pairing of McCroft and Stevenson. Only time will tell how successful these changes are.

OOC: If Thatius doesn't mind, I've used his WC63 roster for reference as he has no roster yet for this WC. I can change this if he isn't cool with it.

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TRIUMPHANT DEMOLITION OF THATIUS INTRODUCES THE SPORADIC ERA
Silexheran great proud of confident opening display

Clint Covey reports from Bastion Arena, city of Bastion, Eura


EURA - 6
Riley 11
Sharp 24
Needle 39, 65
Oslograd 59
Parsons 80

THATIUS - 2
Voloski 28
Petković 88

Perhaps Eura's main problem in its last few qualifying campaigns has been a weak start. Even if results are obtained, the performances usually are underwhelming. However, Kelly Sporadic appears to have broken that curse.

The home side were immediately on top, thrusting forward against a shaken Thatius defence and coming close within a minute as Sam Needle forced Prakusya into a save. Lee Sharp then put a shot over the bar before Julesk Paranaya's header from a Thompson corner was acrobatically tipped over by Prakusya. From the resulting corner they took a deserved lead when Tom Riley tapped in Smith's rebounded header off the keeper. Thompson then went close with a dipping 30 yard free kick as Thatius struggled to get the ball out of their half, and before long it was 2-0; Chad Parsons found Sharp in the box with a diagonal ground cross that the 36 year old Directus striker swept in with ease. Yet the away side, completely against the run of play, had a goal back within a few minutes of Eura's second. Michael Robertson will most likely struggle to explain why he passed a free kick given for off side straight to Marko Voloski, but it won't excuse the terrible gaffe nor reverse the series of events that followed as Voloski broke clear and scored. At this point the game slowed down a bit as the home side took stock of the situation but soon they were dominant again and restored their two goal advantage. Sam Needle was determined not to repeat his initial goal scoring drought he suffered during the last qualifying campaign, and it showed as he smashed the ball in from 25 yards from Parson's pass.

In the dying seconds of the first half Lee Sharp almost doubled his tally with a sumptuous volley from the edge of the box that Prakusya had to punch wide of his post, but injured himself in the process. Thankfully the injury was a minor one and he should be available for the next qualifying match, but regardless Skorji Oslograd had to come on at half time. The youngster was fired up and ready to go, showing his eagerness to prove himself in front of the new manager with a thunderous 40 yard drive that just cleared the bar. Oslograd, a 24 year old prodigy of Polarian extraction, has an excellent scoring rate for his country with 8 goals in 11 caps. He netted his 9th in 12 in the 59th minute, side footing a precise finish from the edge of the box past Prakusya after Erkocević failed to clear. Only a minute later he stretched himself to the limit to latch on to a long ball from Mickey Smith and his superb flicked effort on the move forced Prakusya into a diving save. It should be noted that the Thatius keeper played very well, despite conceding six goals! Before long the 5th was in the net behind him courtesy of Needle. Steve Thompson made a brilliant charging run at the defence sending them into disarray, before finding Needle with a pass for him to easily tap the ball past the keeper.

Kelly Sporadic was smiling and looking comfortable on the sideline but still urging his team on, even when 5-1 up. Needle came agonisingly close to a hat-trick in the 75th minute with an overhead kick, but could only find the side netting. Not so long afterwards substitute Lyle Heath tried to get in on the goalscoring action, heading over by the narrowest of margins from a corner. But the half belonged to Oslograd and the match had belonged to Chad Parsons, who already had two assists to his name. Oslograd found himself on the right hand side of the box, penned in by Kyrlenko and Erkocević. Yet he somehow managed to spin around when facing away from goal and chip the ball over the flailing arms of Prakusya at the near post. It wasn't going in, but Parsons was waiting unmarked at the far post to nod the ball into the back of the net. Frustratingly for the Euran's though their leaky defence was at work again as they conceded a late consolation goal, when Petković drilled the ball home from all of 25 yards. However the home side were deservedly victors in a match they dominated, applauded from the field with their new manager (who had received a standing ovation as he entered the field at the start of the game) after a win that leaves them top of the group after one game.

ANALYSIS

Player Ratings

EURA


1. D Belgrave - 6/10
2. N Feeney - 7/10
4. J Paranaya - 6/10 (Heath - 66)
5. M Robertson - 4/10
3. M Smith - 8/10
7. K Kane - 7/10
6. T Riley - 7/10
8. S Thompson - 8/10 (Dawson - 81)
11. C Parsons - 9/10
10. L Sharp - 8/10 (Oslograd - 45)
9. S Needle - 9/10

Substitutes

13. C Waller
15. L Heath - 7/10
21. G Dawkins
23. JA Pizza
16. J McCroft
18. C Dawson - 6/10
12. J Stevenson
14. S Oslograd - 9/10
17. S Thomas

THATIUS

3. N Prakusya - 9/10
14. L Kyrlenko - 5/10 YC
26. S Erkocević - 3/10 YC
34. C Kowalczyk - 4/10
19. K Stošović - 6/10 YC
24. C Kowalczyk - 5/10
6. J Petković - 7/10
21. M Asarenko - 5/10 (Branham - 45)
13. D Christensen - 4/10 YC
7. M Voloski - 6/10 (Kjel-Mathieu - 70)
20. C Joković - 5/10

Substitutes

18. J Jezdić
23. J McCord
25. J Polášek
4. P Starzyński
33. T Łukasieki
19. P Forgét
5. T Novaković
8. C Branham - 6/10
30. R Kostelić
31. H Kjel-Mathieu - 4/10
27. C Andrijašević

MoM: Chad Parsons (Eura)
Attendance: 97,319

Possession
EUR - 80 % 20 - THA
Shots
EUR - 27 6 - THA
On Target
EUR - 14 3 - THA
Corners
EUR - 14 0 - THA
Pass Completion
EUR - 94 % 50 - THA
Fouls
EUR - 7 19 - THA
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Postby Kinitaria » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:14 pm

In a small village pub in Lokani, Kinitaria, three men were gathering for an inconspicuous drink. By a strange twist of fate, these three men were the same three we had previously watched last time. Dejan - the biggest, hardest and often the drunkest of the trio - made his way to the table the other two were seated at, three pint glasses of ale supported in his sizable hands.

"Well, did you get them?" he grunted in the general direction of Tomas.

"Course I did, look..." came the reply, as Tomas fished about in his pocket before dropping three priceless strips of cardboard on the table. (Well, I say priceless, they cost 28 hirin each and would probably be available from some shady individuals outside the stadium anyway... but I digress.)
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"Nice one, man," said Milo, searching his wallet for the cost of the ticket. "Zwangzug, huh? They used to be really good forty years ago, didn't they?"

Tomas shrugged. "More than that, I think. No need to worry about them now though, their new squad have never played a competitive match. I'm telling you, three points, guaranteed. Got the train tickets up too, but we'll need to change over at Fojvalva."

"Got to qualify this time, surely?" said Milo, almost certainly tempting fate. "Oh, and I thought about what you said," he continued, glancing over to Dejan. "After the Olimpia game."

"Yeah, I said I wanted him out of our club. He's gone now, fortunately. Why do you bring it up?"

"Well, you also said I could do a much better job as a manager. So I went on League Manager and had a look at the Lokani squad. Played through a couple of years, got us up to the Premier. It's not as hard as people make out, you know."

"Come on," interjected Tomas. "It's just a game, it's not as though it can show you what being a real manager's like, you know?"

"Can't be that much different, can it?" queried Milo. "So anyway, I thought if I can do it in the game, there's no reason I can't do it in real life. So I sent off my application yesterday. Should be hearing back from them soon."

"You must be mental," fired back Dejan, while Tomas choked on his beer. "You, Lokani manager? You'd be as much use as mudguards on a turtle."

"Be fair, I can't do worse than what we've had to put up with already this season, can I? I actually care about this club, I don't want to see us drop out of the league, a little support would be appreciated!"

The other two recoiled at this sudden outburst. "You're actually serious..." muttered Tomas. "Right, who's for another pint?" asked Dejan, a little louder than necessary. This idea was well-received.


Four days later, on a train currently making the last leg of its journey to Mi'ato, the capital of Kinitaria. The trio had been to a few national team games before, but they were rarely so well anticipated as this home qualifier against Zwangzug. They'd been getting better with each cycle that passed, and optimism was high amongst Kinitar fans that this, finally, would be their time to break through onto the world stage. What a way to start off, too - against the unranked Zwangzug. Three points in the bag already, surely?

Milo, meanwhile, had been on the receiving end of relentless ribbing since his announcement in the pub that week. Lokani manager, honestly... some people are incapable of distinguishing games from reality. He still held onto a bit of hope, but the days passed with no communication from the club. He knew he could do a good job, certainly - he'd gone through the Lokani team on his copy of League Manager, checking out the strengths and weaknesses of each virtual player and their real-life counterpart, drawn up a virtual transfer list and shot up to the Premier Division. Translating that into reality should be simple.

But those thoughts were far from anyone's mind as the train pulled into Mi'ato West Station, which was conveniently the closest station to the Central Stadium, the location of the day's game. The train in question was packed with football fans and their flags, scarves and banners, all of whom poured out of the vehicle at Mi'ato West and headed either for the stadium or for one of the nearby bars for some over-priced beer from one of the corporate sponsors. Milo, Dejan and Tomas were part of this latter group.

Several pints later, they were on the way to the national stadium. It wasn't hard to locate, given that it dominated the skyline of this part of the capital. Still plenty of time left before kick-off, excellent. Despite the home end being expected to sell out, they were still inside the ground within minutes. A few Kinitaria players were on the field already, knocking balls around. No Zwangzug players, though, which seemed a bit odd. No sign of any Zwangzug presence at all, come to think about it, barring a couple of flags in the away end high above them. Maybe they hadn't turned up and Kinitaria would be awarded the game by forfeit? That was wishful thinking, of course. In the meantime, they'd just have to wait. Maybe check out the lager on the concourse...

35 minutes to go to kick-off, and things were looking very peculiar. Not a single Zwangzug player or official had been seen at all. What had been spotted were a couple of official-looking men in FFK blazers seeming very frantic on the touchline. Maybe their opponents hadn't actually turned up after all? Evinov and the rest of the Kinitaria first team hadn't been spotted either, and those players who had come out onto the field were now being hastily ushered back inside. What on earth was going on? Speculation rushed around the crowd, not all of it plausible or necessarily feasible.

The PA system chimed into life, loud and clear (now there's a novelty). "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. It has come to our attention that the published schedules, from the tournament organisers, for the World Cup qualifying matches were incorrect. Instead of the scheduled home tie against Zwangzug, Kinitaria's first qualifying match is away to Krytenia. We are currently trying to get the squad to Emberton as fast as we can. We apologise for the inconvenience."

For five seconds following the PA's speech, a perfect, ringing silence reverberated around the Central Stadium. Then, uproar. Some were convinced it was an elaborate hoax, but it soon became clear that there would be no match today. Not in Mi'ato, anyway. some fans stormed onto the field, others hurled flares, others still scrambled to get outside. Most of the furious spectators had nowhere to turn their anger, except those who were seated up near the away end (which was, admittedly, scarcely populated - maybe Zwangzug knew something?). It took the efforts of riot police to calm the situation from an inferno to a smouldering coal.

Still, things turned out alright in the end, because the Kinitar squad went to Krytenia and won what might prove to be the most important game of their qualification campaign 2-1. Not as though Milo, Dejan or Tomas got to see it, even despite the delayed kick-off - they were changing trains at Fojvalva, on their way back to Lokani, at the moment Luka Sabčot headed in the vital winning goal from close range in Emberton. Just as they were sitting in silent, furious contemplation, a shrill tone sounded in the carriage. Milo's phone.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Good evening, is this Milo Kovraev?" a business-like, female voice responded on the other end of the line.

"Yes, that's me," he said into the phone.

"I'm calling from Lokani United Football Club. It's about your application for the job of manager."
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Postby Lymantatia » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:42 pm

Life About Charles Garcia - Chapter 1 - Kindergarten (1988-1989)
Charles was just a normal kid who liked football more than everything else. His parents were Nicholas Garcia (1955-) of Laurentia FC and homemaker Mary Bauer (1956-). Charles lived in Elizabethville, Northridge, Englesberry, Lymantatia. In addition, he could speak English and Spanish fluently. And it was Monday, September 5, 1988, when it was Charles Garcia's first day at school. His Math teacher was Jennifer Schwartz. His English teacher was William Beth. His French teacher was Genevieve DeVille. His Science teacher was Leanne Thompson. His History teacher was Joan Lewis. His Computers teacher was Adela Lowe. Every one of my teachers hated him, except for Adela Lowe. She became Charles' new friend. Charles made new friends, such as John Orville, Mary Albert and Jennifer Lawrence. The four called themselves the "GOAL Group". Adela Lowe taught him how to use a computer with the CompuSoft OS. The CompuSoft version they used was the first edition. After the end of the school year and during summer, Charles Garcia played in a junior football team named "Elizabethville Junior United". Elizabethville Junior United was a very prestigious junior football team which had won 99 Championship Titles (1869-1889, 1894-1898, 1901-1909, 1914-1927, 1933-1953, 1954-1959, 1962-1964, 1966, 1969, 1971-1988) and was about to win their hundredth. And so they did.
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Chapter 4 - 3rd Grade (1991-1992)
Chapter 5 - 4th Grade (1992-1993)
Chapter 6 - 5th Grade (1993-1994)
Chapter 7 - 6th Grade (1994-1995)
Chapter 8 - 7th Grade (1995-1996)
Chapter 9 - 8th Grade (1996-1997)
Chapter 10 - 9th Grade (1997-1998)
Chapter 11 - 10th Grade (1998-1999)
Chapter 12 - 11th Grade (1999-2000)
Chapter 13 - 12th Grade (2000-2001)
Chapter 14 - Freshman-Sophomore College (2001-2003)
Chapter 15 - Junior-Senior College (2003-2005)
Chapter 16 - Coaching a Children's Football Team (2005-2007)
Chapter 17 - The Prestigious Children's Football Team (2007-2010)
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Postby Jedi8246 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:54 pm

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"Good evening Jedi8246. This is Logan Dale from the amazing Fenris Sports Corner. As always, I'm here to bring you the latest in Jedi8246 sporting news. The World Cup has kicked off but not without conflict. The hosts of the 64th edition of the World Cup tournament made a crucial error. A mistake was made in the releasing of the schedules by the hosts. Ie, Jedi8246's expect upcoming game with Ko-oren was all upset. The actual schedule is as below:

GSchedule
Game 1:Democratic States of Fenbar@ Jedi8246
Game 2:Bearded Moose@Jedi8246
Game 3:Jedi8246@Kericia
Game 4:JSilver Beach@Jedi8246
Game 5:Jedi8246@The Archregimancy
Game 6:Secundus Kasius@Jedi8246
Game 7:Jedi8246@Timfen
Game 8:Michael VII@Jedi8246
Game 9:Jedi8246@Ko-oren
Game 10:Jedi8246@Democratic States of Fenbar
Game 11:Jedi8246@Bearded Moose
Game 12:Kericia@Jedi8246
Game 13:Jedi8246@Silver Beach
Game 14:The Archregimancy@Jedi8246
Game 15:Jedi8246@Secundus Kasius
Game 16:Timfen@Jedi8246
Game 17:Jedi8246@ Michael VII
Game 18:Ko-oren@Jedi8246


As you can see, the change is fairly minimal. In fact it is merely a switch between the first and last game of each nine game cycle. That said, it was alarming to the Wyverns to wake up during game day and find that they had an entirely different opponent than what was stated. The Democratic States of Fenbar. And Jedi8246 also discovered that it would be the host of the game as well. To say that the announcement was sudden was an understatement. The facilities management at Fenris Field rushed to have the stadium ready for the event. Tickets were served on a first come first serve basis with no online preordering. Despite the problems, the game was ready to go when the Fenbar team arrived.

Unfortunately, the game ended in a 0-0 tie. While a tie is not necessarily a bad thing in itself, it happening against the Fenbar team comes as a shock as well as troubling. Though the Jedi8246 was in top shape, the Hem brothers had prepared for a different kind of defense. They found themselves unable to get a goal against the team. With a team that was expected to hand over two wins, our placement in the coming weeks is up in the air. This now means gaining every win that we can from now on is important. Coach Hemlock does not blame his men for being unprepared against the Fenbar squad. As it affected everyone equally, Jedi8246 has no plans to press any sort of charge against the hosting board though a public statement from our coach has stated that he wishes the board would be more responsible in the future.

Our upcoming match is at home once again against the Bearded Moose team. Coach Hemlock intends to wreck a win out of this team with a superb playing strategy. We'll see how things go down in the upcoming week. More sporting news after the break.
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Postby Equestrian States » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:00 pm

How Ponies Play: Hoofball


Author's Note
Enduring Qualities


Speed and endurance. If you ask any player who has faced the Ponies on the pitch, those two words will often be used to describe areas where the equine members of the Equestrian States national team excel. In practically every sport they make the Equestrians a dangerous opponent to come up against, and the recent semifinal appearances of Equestrian teams in the World Bowl and World Baseball Classic offer evidence of how they give the Ponies a devastating natural advantage.

For human foreigners, there is one illustration that is often the most effective way of displaying just what kind of speed opponents of the Ponies can expect to face. Horse racing. Considered a barbaric sport in the Equestrian States, it nonetheless is popular abroad. If one watches a horse race, it is impossible to not be impressed by the speed of the mounts being driven by their whip-bearing masters. Now, take that speed and give it to an intelligent athlete. In longer races, the speed might not be as great, but keeping up with a creature designed to run for long periods of time is no easy task.

How this effects the Ponies' strategy is clear almost every time the team takes the field. In the first half, the Equestrians will typically maintain their energy, keeping pace with their opponents, not actively tying to leave them in the dust from the onset (though it does happen on occasion). In the second half however, the Ponies will normally pull ahead considerably, making them most dangerous in the last minutes of the match. First, this means that late collapses are a rarity when looking at Equestrian losses. It's considerably more likely that the team will simply fall too far behind in the first half to make up for in a stronger second half. Second, this makes the comeback an omnipresent concern for teams leading the Ponies heading into the final minutes of the match.

The recent World Cup qualifying match against The Gypsies offers one such example of when the Ponies excelled late. Although the Equestrians were dominant throughout the first half, an early conceded goal meant that the score was knotted at one apiece in the 80th minute. However, The Gypsies had been exhausted by the high-energy Equestrian offense in the second half, and when Fire Dash and Rainbow Blitz charged furiously against their defense, there was no stopping them. In a four minute span, the Ponies pulled ahead 3-1 for a clean win.
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Postby Astograth » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:23 pm

From the Archives of RL Sports

World Cup 14

Image Brazil: Voting results are in.
Image Soviet Socialist Republics:
D:<

I had some stuff to do in II anyway...
Image Italy: Oh! Oh! Oh boy! Mamma mia! Didn't think you'd ever trust me to host again :D
Image France: You did a good enough job with Euro 6 and the Olympics, I guess, and it's been a while since WC 2 anyway. Not that everyone's forgotten Euro 3 though...
Image Germany: Congrats Italy! Not sure how active I'll be this time around, got a lot on my plate over at II like USSR says
Image Argentina: Oh don't worry Germany, I'm winning this one anyway ;)
Image Italy: I wouldn't worry, Germany, you're pretty high ranked! Now, how does everyone feel about my idea to encourage defensive styles? I think it would be a great roleplaying opportunity, but only if it's widespread.
Image Argentina: Eh, sounds good. Got Nery Pumpido all ready for that.
Image Ireland: that sounds like a pretty.good idea.italy otherwise the.stay
Image England: Yeah, going defensive for one World Cup doesn't sound bad.
Image Netherlands: About time we shook things up around here!
Image Belgium: The thrill of 1-0 wins, sign me up!
Image Soviet Socialist Republics: Anti-capitalist, karelan RUSSIA VICTOR D:<
Image Brazil: As FIFA president, this endeavour has my blessing.
Image Czechoslovakia: Sorry, I'd really like to stick with my offensive mod.
Image Italy: Oh. Well I wanted to do this nicely, but if you look at the fine print on my bid it says I can change style mods at will :D
Image Czechoslovakia: So World Cup 2 all over again? Stay classy, mate.
Image Italy: It'll be oodles of fun, just trust me.
Image Mexico: OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SIGN UP. Erm... let's say I sent some overage players to the Youth World Cup and FIFA banned me?
Image Brazil: Now that's just silly, Mexico. Nations spontaneously forgetting to sign up for the actual World Cup happens all the time, just fess up.
Image Mexico: Yeah, but I thought we were keeping it serious at FIFA



Image Israel: Looking forward to playing CONMEBOL's third (Colombia, I reckon) in the play-off between South America and Oceania. Yes, Oceania. Oceanic Israel.
Image Chile: Welp, that's it then. Level on points with Brazil with only the match at the Maracanã left to play. Might as well throw in the towel and save some face: Chile withdraws from World Cup 14.
Image Brazil: Dude. Dude, you can't do that. Italy, go ahead and scorinate please.
Image Chile: Was I not clear? Chile will not play Brazil. I WITHDRAW.
Image Italy: That's not really your call now, mate. Once you're in, you're in... at least nowadays.
Image Chile: What about USSR's withdrawal from WC10? That was the same thing! I SAID NO MORE WORLD CUP 14
Image England: Oh shut up and play on already.
Image Chile: Well, if you wanted me to roleplay it, here you go. Happy now?
Image Brazil: O.o
Image Paraguay: Motion to ban Chile from WC15?
Image Brazil: Done. Seriously, WTF was that.
Image England: lol France didn't even make the finals. Because of Scotland.
Image Scotland: Oi!
Image England: Didn't make the Euro, didn't make the World Cup... when are you going to do something France?
Image France: At least I've got a Euro.
Image England: Only one of us has a World Cup though ;)
Image France: We'll see for how long.



Image Egypt: In 6 Group F matches, 7 goals were scored. That's... wow. Thrilling experiment, Italy.
Image England: You're just jealous I'm top of the group, Egypt.
Image Egypt: Of your four points and 1-2-0 record? I like Ireland and the Netherlands' three draws and two goals each better.
Image America: Yeah, this sport sucks anyway.
Image Czechoslovakia: Two wins, six goals and through. Glad to be in Italy's group - means Sweden scorinates.
Image Argentina: Ranks are broken and this Roger Milla guy is stupid. Reigning champions qualifying third from their group, disgraceful.
Image Sweden: Margaret is evidently not on my side this time. Good luck to everyone still in :)
Image Scotland: Can't believe I lost to Costa Rica and finished last in this stupid best-third-place table.
Image Costa Rica: Oi!
Image United Arab Emirates: Not as bad as being dead last. No amount of money can erase the shame.
Image South Korea: At least you scored a whole two goals.
Image Spain: Now now, children! Let's leave this thread to the big boys. Three wins myself, feeling good about this!
Image Yugoslavia:
Italy wrote:Spain 1 - 1 Yugoslavia (1-2 AET)

Woops :D
Image Ireland:
Italy wrote:Ireland 0 - 0 Romania (0-0 AET, 5-4)

Finally.Quartfinals.If tough to lose so much,but is the future in wich my 15 year,and all the powerhouses would forget about it.Not the stay.I have been here long enough to know.
Image Argentina:
Italy wrote:Brazil 0 - 1 Argentina

You know what? Ranks are fine and dandy as they are. Nice World Cup, Italy.
Image Colombia:
Italy wrote:Cameroon 0 - 0 Colombia (2-1 AET)

The ultimate scapegoat has been a long time coming.
Image Argentina:
Italy wrote:Quarterfinals
Yugoslavia 0 - 0 Argentina (0-0 AET, 2-3 pen.)
Italy 1 - 0 Ireland scorinated by Sweden
West Germany 1 - 0 Czechoslovakia
England 2 - 2 Cameroon (3-2 AET)

Interesting results... forget Nery Pumpido, Goycochea's the star now 8)
Image England: HELL YEAH SEMIFINALS WOOOO BRING IT ON GERMANY
Image England:
Italy wrote:Semifinals
Italy 1 - 1 Argentina (1-1 AET, 3-4 pen.) scorinated by Sweden
West Germany 1 - 1 England (1-1 AET, 4-3 pen.)

Well that sucked. A lot.
Image Italy: Oh well! Can't win them all! Third place match it is.
Image Argentina: Hey, hey Italy. You know Maradona and how he's really Italian? How the whole of my country is really, really Italian? Yeah? Cool.
Image Italy: That bit where you had the whole of Naples booing their own national team? Yes, very classy.
Image Germany: Hey guys, what did I miss? Some mad shit going down in II, keeping me short on time
Image Argentina:
Italy wrote:
WORLD CUP FINAL
Stadio Olimpico, Rome
West Germany 1 - 0 Argentina

Literally the worst. World Cup. Ever.
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Nenets Autonomous Okrug (Ancient)
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Postby Nenets Autonomous Okrug (Ancient) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:31 pm

Focus on: Vladya Nen, groundskeeper at Nyaryana Ngyrm (Red North) Stadium, Dedicated to Sirte the Bear

Vladya was sweating. He had just finished painting one side of Nyaryana Ngyrm (Red North) Stadium, Dedicated to Sirte the Bear, in black and yellow, in honour of the visitors from Kulverint.

Vladya’s wife Svetlana had composed an Ode to Friansza Wilhelm Milverki, the Kulvinert head of state. It featured throat singing and a fox being slaughtered to make a nice chorus sound. The song was already zooming up the Nenets charts.

Oh Friansza Wilhelm Milverki,
Sirte the Bear cast her grace on thee!
Enjoy our freeze-dried reindeer meat
If you come to visit, er, we.


The lyrics were not much, but the tribute was well-intended and the melody was sweeter than Sirte the Bear’s favourite honey stash.

Vladya was one of seventy-seven Nenets who had worked to make the grass surface of Nyaryana Ngyrm (Red North) Stadium, Dedicated to Sirte the Bear, fit for football. Like the rest of the Autonomoius Okrug, he had no expectation that the National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug would be able to play on the same terms as a team that had actually qualified for World Cup 63 (sharp intake of breath in awe and respect) but it would be fun to see what a world-class football team looked like.

And so Vladya and his comrades members of the brave new post-soviet society of the Autonomous Okrug lined up, proud of their toil, to welcome the footballers from Kulverint.

As the strains of Oh Friansza Wilhelm Milverki began, the Kulverint footballers marched in.

But they were not wearing black and yellow. They were in yellow and red, with two lions emblazoned on their jerseys (ooc: or whatever the kits look like, I am using flag colours since no kits posted).

Vladya gasped. The whole stadium gasped, in fact. Imagine 80,000 Nenets all gasping at once. It’s like the sound a squirrel might make if it suddenly found itself crowned King of Magic Unicorn Land. Whaddahuhhh….?

“That’s not Kulverint!” exclaimed Suomi Li, the National Coach of the National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug. “That’s New Ecopia!”

Vladya gasped again. He and seventy-six other toiling groundskeepers scrambled to find some read paint. As the match started against New Kulveropia, er, Ecopia, they painted away frantically.

“Quick, comrades, er, I mean fellow citizens of a democratic society!” Vladya called to his colleagues. “Paint the New Ecopia motto on the walls!”

“What is it?” asked his brother Sergei, another groundskeeper.

“Er, let me check…. It’s Peace, Prosperity and Compassionate.”

“Seriously?” Sergei was a little surprised.

“Yes, that’s right. Peace, Prosperity and Compassionate.”

“What a beautiful motto they be having.”

Nensport special bulletin: Nenets Automous Okrug 0 New Ecopia 0

Nensport hope you have enjoyed our 36-hour coverage of the Bolshzemelskya Tundra Ice-Fishing Marathon. We now bring you the headlines from other sports, starting with World Cup qualifying football.

Sirte the bear, the most sacredest of all the sacred spirits who guide us, is well known to love a scoreless draw.

That’s why former coach Hermione Aglukark tried so hard to get the National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug to concede no goals in the Baptism of Fire. And to score only the smallest number of goals needed to gain three points. But, as she always said, “a scoreless draw is best and tidiest.”

The National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug was all prepared to face Kulverint, but was shocked to see another team show up instead. The confusion is being blamed on Judge Aglukark, already on trial for harpooning a Nensport announcer to death during a live broadcast on this network of the Autonomous Okrug’s win against Barunia.

A win that shall live in glory, dedicated to the colour acquamarine, sacred to Jagte the Troll.

The Nenets defended with their usual style. They were playing, in fact, for the best possible result against Kulverint: a scoreless draw.

So the midfielders hung back. The defenders huddled even closer to keeper Berndt Umber than usual. The lone striker was lonely indeed, but he was used to that.

In fact, the National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug did not manage a single shot on New Ecopia’s keeper, who we assume was called Brendan Peaceprosperitycompassionate, or something like that. The Nenets hung back and concentrated on possession and not giving up a chance.

It was as exciting as watching a 36-hour ice fishing marathon in which no one caught any fish.

In other words, the crowd loved it.

The result? A scoreless draw. Sirte the Bear couldn’t have asked for a more satisfying start to the National World Cup Qualifying Campaign of the National Football Squad of the Nenets Autonomous Okrug, with Home Matches Played at Nyaryana Ngyrm (Red North) Stadium, Dedicated to Sirte the Bear.

Match dedicated to: the Colour Brown, sacred to Sirte the Bear
Runner-up, Baptism of Fire 51

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Northern Sunrise Islands
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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:40 pm

DE PLACA
Technically, Birthday Break


WORLD CUP 64 QUALIFIERS
NSI wins 2-0, Nagatomo sings

"Caps flew high
The Marills scored twice
And held New Sideburn back
Like a wall composed of bricks

While our passion isn't sky high
We did our best
Honoring our people
And our blue and yellow crest"

That was what Nagatomo sang while returning to the locker room as an answer to a sideline reporter about the result. The Marills took on the team of New Sideburn for the first match of a very troubled group at the Qualifiers of the World Cup 64. Once again, the Marills are more into the possibility of playing the Cup of Harmony again, rather than take a try at the World Cup itself.

"While we are developing from time to time, we are still far from being a decent contender to the top teams. Besides, getting drawn in a group with Jeruselem, Yesopalitha and Sicoutimont is just too much bad luck one can have." as declared by Francisco de Sousa, forward of the team. Obviously, the InComm Arena was very receptive to the fellow Esportivan nation of New Sideburn as they both squared off to a two to nothing win, goals from Di Martine and Bonapart.

WORLD CUP 64 QUALIFIERS
Four Goals and a Handful of Disappointment, Jeruselem 4-1 NSI

There are some matches that are just plain disappointing. All the time you waste to get ready into it, just to watch another team beat yours without difficulty. That's the kind of thing that people who support teams such as Red Wood Ashes tend to feel oftenly, but that's not about that.
If you are trying to forget that our national team still plays the qualifiers for the World Cup, well, fail.

The Marills suffered a 4-1 loss in the hands of Jeruselem. Nothing really surprising, though, but still, good enough to piss the fans off. From all that it was said about this match, the national team just promised that they would try their best to fix their errors and get ready for the next match. The coach also said that "Well, remember that we only played two qualifiers seriously... We weren't even close of being an underdog in this match!"
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New Sideburn
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Postby New Sideburn » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:32 pm

NSB 3-1 KIN; Coverage by Matt Hope of the Brinemouth Herald
As both sides set up for the match, everyone knew New Sideburn were the distinct favourites. Champions of a tournament Kinzar had been beaten at the group stages of, and playing at home at that... and yet, by the twelfth minute, it was Kinzar in the lead. A long clearance from Kinzar goalkeeper Jamie Addison found Clint Martinek, who ran past Cheney Rosewood (who was in hindsight more than a little slack in defence) and crossed in just before Leila Corvette could reach him. Daniel Larsen rose above the Sideburn defence to make a powerful header, and Kurtis Fitzmarten was rooted to the spot. 1-0 Kinzar.

However, the lead did not last for long. By the eighteenth minute, a cross from Grant Beardsley found Gerd Thunder unmarked in the box. As the shot rifled in, it was judged to have been blocked by Kevin Parker's hand; he was cautioned, and a penalty given. Lukas Strongnesse thundered it well past Addison, but it cannoned off the far post; Karelline Charmwell, however, got possession and slid the ball into the net.

In the 30th minute, Sideburn took the lead, as Alicia Scabbard took advantage of some weak ball control by Brad Geary to dispossess him. She feinted past Parker and chipped an onrushing Addison; 2-1 New Sideburn as they came into the break.

Kinzar's defence sharpened after the break, and it took until the 71st minute for Scabbard to notch her second of the match. Lucia Oakwood's free kick was headed well away by Alej Ramirez, but only as far as Oakwood again. Trying a different tack, she rolled it to Beardsley, who crossed it to Scabbard. Scabbard somehow found a chink in Kinzar's armour, and as Addison found his line of sight blocked by his own defence, he was powerless to stop the hooked shot.

Kinzar nearly managed a consolation goal, an incisive Martinek pass finding Michael Sanders in space, but pressure from Strongnesse and Fitzmarten made him bottle it and slice the shot well over. The final score, a convincing triumph for the hosts, 3-1.
The old ways were best!

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Postby Sandwich Territories » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:52 pm

So, do you want to know how it has been going for Sandwich and their football adventures?

Basically:

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Except that we are on a pitch, and the USA is actually Sandwich Territories.
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Darmen
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Postby Darmen » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:55 pm

Darmen defeats Deadmans, 6-2, ahead of Valladares and Farfadillis in Group 4

Tor Tong Lee scored two goals in the first half, leading the All Greens to a 6-2 victory over Deadmans in the second match of the ongoing World Cup qualifying campaign. Bryan Faulkner added a goal of his own within twenty seconds of the second half kickoff, and Roberto Gregio, Gene Turko and Luca Cormio all added goals of their own in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

"It was a very impressive offensive performance from the boys," said Manager William St. John de la Ware, "I would've liked to have seen a bit more effort on defense, but we kept them at bay for the most part."

The 6-2 win over Deadmans puts Darmen third in the group, behind 19th Century Beards and Birolika, and ahead of Farfadillis and Valladares. Darmen's next match will be against second place Birolika. "It should be a good test on the road, but I think we can easily come away with three points," said de la Ware. Birolika will be coming off of a 1-0 win over East Shippensburg on matchday two, and a 5-3 victory over Deadmans on matchday one. "They've had some good results, but they haven't played any of the big boys yet," commented de la Ware, "I'd like to think that we're one of the big boys, at least in this group."

Lee, Faulkner and Turko have score two goals each in the two games so far, and are itching to get more. "I'm impressed with our offensive output," said Captain and midfielder Tor Tong Lee, "so far we're averaging four goals a game, and if we keep that up, there's no way we can't finish at least second in the Group." Keeping up the four goals a game pace will be a tough job though, and forward Bryan Faulkner seemed a bit more realistic, "We just need to keep working hard, getting our shots on goal, and putting a couple in the back of the net each game."

Valladares will be playing 19th Century Beards, the current leaders of the Group. Valladares is coming off of a 3-1 win over Warkus, while 19th Century Beards is coming off of a 3-0 win over Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne. The other result from Matchday two was Farfadillis' 4-1 victory over Altiplane (proof that even Farfadillis is better than Valladares, and that they really should just hand over the Westlands to us).



"Hey Mikey, come here, you gotta look at this."

"What?"

We don't deserve the Westlands, eh? Well, to be frank maybe you don't deserve something you've never owned and something you just became interested in when we arrived there. Not to mention the fact that you also drew last night. Your claim would've been a (very) little bit more valid if you had beat Farfadillis, thing you did not. So there you go. Pathetic statement from even more pathetic Darmenis: backfired successfully. See you in Hoxford, losers...


"What is this idiot talking about, 'just became interested in when we arrived there.'"

"Yeah, we've had our eyes on the Westlands for a long time, before Valladares even existed."

"If only we'd had the guts to go take it from them when they first claimed it, now we've got a deal with all this diplomatic saber rattling."

"Yuck."

"And look at the next part 'Not to mention the fact that you also drew last night. Your claim would've been a (very) little bit more valid if you had beat Farfadillis, thing you did not.'"

"Ok, let us see. First, 'thing you did not' is not grammatically correct, proof that their education system is awful. Next, they drew against a team that's unranked, and was playing in their very first game. Not to mention they were at home. We were playing on the road, against a team ranked almost twenty spots ahead of us, and a pretty experienced team at that. Our draw is way more impressive than theirs. In fact, is their impressive at all. No, I think not, pretty humiliating actually. Pathetic statement from pathetic Darmeni's, geez, this guy really needs to check his facts. In fact, I'd suggest he go to the border between us and the Westlands, and watch the thousands of Valladarian refugees flee across the border each day, welcomed by the Darmeni Border Agency with gift baskets of muffins. I bet most Valladarians can't even afford muffins."
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Postby Qazox » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:57 pm

Ooc to hosts: please change my style mod from 0 to the maximum positive value, thanks.

(Worst week ever... Part 2)

As I came back into the foyer, a gun quickly found itself pointed to my head. Now, I'd never seen a real gun before in person, other than at flea markets, so understandably I pissed myself. As I felt my urine trickle down my legs, I heard something, but didn't quite hear it. The person with his gun in my face waved it at me, and I realized that he (I assumed it was a guy, unless it was a really flat chested girl), had asked again who I was. I stammered out that I was just a t.v. installer and please don't kill me! Then eveything went black.

One thing movies and tv shows and videogames get wrong is being pistolwhipped. It hurts like a motherfucker when you finally wake up. Your head hurts and surprisingly so did my neck, shoulders and legs I tried to stretch, but found iut why my legs hurt, they were tied behind me along with my arms. The rest of the family to whose house I was just at were tiedup as well. They looked pitifully at me, and I finally noticed that we were in my own van.

Great, not only had I been pistolwhipped, but now my van was stolen; I laughed at the absurdity of this, until one of the people up front threatened to come back and shoot whoever was laughing. I stopped, and wondered how the hell did I get caught up in this mess, and what I would have to tell my boss if I ever got out of this situation. A few hours later, the van stopped, the back doors opened and all of us were told to get out...
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Postby Gaveo » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:02 pm

Past Editions of the Gaveoan Times:
And so it begins...
We tied, but not against the Polar Islandstates


The Gaveoan Times

Victory!

Group 16                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Gaveo 2 1 1 0 7 2 +5 4
2 Leorudo 2 1 1 0 6 2 +4 4
3 Cassadaigua 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4
4 Charruterra 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
5 Polar Islandstates 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
6 Advenia 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
7 Qazox 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
8 Bergnovinaia 2 0 1 1 1 2 −1 1
9 Phalnia 2 0 0 2 3 8 −5 0
10 Catholican Catholica 2 0 0 2 1 8 −7 0

No seriously, we're first.


By: Beni Cortez

After the surprise tie in the Leorudo-Gaveo game the Gaveoans flew to Catholican Catholica and faced their national team. We beat them 6-1 in a game where Gaveoan fans outnumbered the home crowd. Here is a recap of the match. Gaveo scores in the 6th minute with a goal by Sebastian Cadiz, two minutes later Cesar Milano scores his goal, 2-0 Gaveo. In the 27th minute the Catholicans tried to respond but their attempt was shut down by Joaquin Cadiz. In the 30th minute Gaveo increased their lead 3-0 with a goal from Santiago Rojas. And right when we thought the half time score was going to stay 3-0, Sebastian Cadiz fires a wicked shot from 24 meters and makes a beautiful goal. 4-0 Gaveo, halftime. Jacob Andersen switched off with Anders Ericksen and oddly enough the 5th goal by Gaveo was scored by Ericksen. The corner kick went to the right head and Ericksen nailed the ball into the net with a amazing header. In the 78th minute goal was scored by the great Sebastian Cadiz, a jumping kick and the ball went through the goalie's hands. 6-0 Gaveo. In the 89th minute Catholican Catholic scored a goal and the match ended 6-1, Gaveoan victory. The squad goes home to Estadio Cadiz and faces off against Advenia, a team that lost 2-0 against Cassadaigua. Will Gaveo remain undefeated? We will find out soon enough. And as always, go Gaveo!
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A Player's Journey


Catholican Catholica
April 4th, 2028
Local International Airport


Sebastian just finished the game of his international career, he scored three goals, three goals! He couldn't believe it, he was so happy. He got on the team plane that was headed for Gaveo, the whole team cheered when entered the large jet, Sebastian just smiled. After they settled down they headed to Cadiz, Gaveo the place of their next match, a reporter for the Gaveoan Times asked him if he would like to be interviewed, Sebastian said yes. He asked a few questions and then asked about the recent death of his mother, Sebastian didn't say a word. The reporter asked again and Sebastian asked that he stopped, the reported nodded and sat back in his seat.

Sebastian sighs after that, a terrible memory he has been trying to forget and it comes back to bite him. He looks at the window and frowns, he wonders if the death of his mother will ever effect his play on the pitch, the question is will it?
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