Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. zOMG!

[United Federation of Canada]

Two by one author here:

Improve security
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.


Category: International Security

Strength: Strong

Proposed by: Liberal States of New land

Description: Description: ALARMED at the increasing crimes in member nations,

FULLY AWARE that children/people are at risk. And member nation do not allot enough money for Law and Order ,

NOTING that in many nations there increasing demand for security needs in nations

DEFINING security needs:

(a) protecting civilian ,
(b) peace of mind,
(c) Less crimes, no murders and lower crimes act
(d) Facilities focused on:
(i) Social: working with communities
(ii) Physical: development of combat skills,
(iii) Intellectual: providing awareness of crimes in the nation,
(iv) Creative: development of combat skills, awareness, and safety.
(v) Emotional: development of self-awareness, self-confidence, and the ability to cope with feelings, and noise in the case of threats
SEEKING to provide civilians security needs General Assembly:

(1) REQUIRES member nations to allot money for law and security

(2) FURTHER REQUIRES that member nations pose strong laws on criminal offenders

(3) CLARIFIES that this resolution does not require to allot of revenue for law and security,

(4) INSTRUCTS the Global Initiative for Strong Security to protect civilians of member nations currently unable to combat against crimes issues facilities laid out in this document;

(5) COMMANDS the WA General Accounting Office to allocate and provide funds to the nations on this registrar to comply with this legislation, so long as the recipient nation used the funds solely to establish and support stronger security.
As of on this day of 12/17/12

Recreational Drug Use
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use

Decision: Legalize

Proposed by: Liberal States of New land

Description: Description: ALARMED at many member nations not allowing recreational drugs use,

FULLY AWARE that human are destine to make their own decision.

NOTING that in many nations there their is a ban of recreational drug use

DEFINING recreational drug use as facilities following all of these requirements:

(a)make decisions of drugs
(b) make decision if want to use drugs
(c) experiments drugs use
(d)having fun with drugs
(i) Social: drugs helps those who are shy to make more social
(ii) Physical: drugs use has a physical difference on humans body,
(iii) Intellectual: learning to make sense of drugs,
(iv) Creative: development of social, vocal, and out-going
(v) Emotional: see what drugs can do to people
SEEKING to provide every human the opportunities to experience new things, the General Assembly:

(1) REQUIRES member nations to give human the opportunities to make decision,

(2) FURTHER REQUIRES that member nations cut regulation on drug use

(3) CLARIFIES that this resolution does not require nations to change their beliefs,

(4) INSTRUCTS the Global Initiative for Recreational Drug Use to improve member nations currently unable to reach a good state of economic achievement the requirements for Recreational Drug Use

(5) COMMANDS the WA Assembly Office to encourage and support nations who respect the right of human to make decisions of their own and experience new thing this registrar to comply with this legislation, so long as the recipient nation will pick up the idea of Recreational Drug Use...
ON THIS DAY OF 12/17/2012

Aside from serious grammer issues, violates several acts in place and just plain silly...

Furthermore, it is very clear that the author of this proposal just copy-pasted my proposal, the Early Learning Act, which is currently at-vote, and changed all my eduction-related stuff to drug-related stuff. Does that count as plagiarism or just as being annoying?

File a GHR request for plagarism immediately, and watch their asses get booted out of the WA in discrace.

[Frisbeeteria]

it is very clear that the author of this proposal just copy-pasted my proposal, the Early Learning Act, which is currently at-vote, and changed all my eduction-related stuff to drug-related stuff. Does that count as plagiarism or just as being annoying?

Both. There were a lot of differences, but it's clear that the structure was simply lifted intact from your passed resolution.

File a GHR request for plagarism immediately, and watch their asses get booted out of the WA in discrace.

Doesn't always work that way, I'm afraid. Besides, I've already shitcanned them both.

[Abacathea]

it is very clear that the author of this proposal just copy-pasted my proposal, the Early Learning Act, which is currently at-vote, and changed all my eduction-related stuff to drug-related stuff. Does that count as plagiarism or just as being annoying?

Both. There were a lot of differences, but it's clear that the structure was simply lifted intact from your passed resolution.

File a GHR request for plagarism immediately, and watch their asses get booted out of the WA in discrace.

Doesn't always work that way, I'm afraid. Besides, I've already shitcanned them both.

Shitcanned... What a great expression! And oddly doesn't come up as incorrect in my
iPhone's autocorrect. I think I've found my new phrase!

[Eireann Fae]

Both. There were a lot of differences, but it's clear that the structure was simply lifted intact from your passed resolution.


Doesn't always work that way, I'm afraid. Besides, I've already shitcanned them both.

Shitcanned... What a great expression! And oddly doesn't come up as incorrect in my
iPhone's autocorrect. I think I've found my new phrase!

Shitcan and clusterfuck are two of my favourite compound words :)

[Flibbleites]

Increase education for childs

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.


Category: Education and Creativity
Area of Effect: Educational
Proposed by: Ni hon

Description: increase education to provide more jobs for learning and helping the economy to benefit it.Helps children learn faster and get scholarships faster.

Illegal, no operative clause (and probably already covered by A Promotion of Basic Education).

[Laeriland]

WA Peacekepping Force
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.


Category: International Security

Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Sovjet Union

Description: The WA lacks a world military organization that can deploy rapidly and/or with effect

Approvals: 1 (Sovjet Union)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 79 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 4 hours

Yet a another someone who failed to read the rules..

[Individuality-ness]

Legalize Gambling Now
A resolution to legalize or outlaw gambling.

Category: Gambling | Legalize/Outlaw: Legalize | Proposed by: Sufani

Description: Noting that gambling is a human right and that all people should be able to gamble if they so chose. But as you may know some governments deprive their own citizens of this right hereby legalizes gambling in all cases.

Uh, what?

[Laeriland]

Legalize Gambling Now
A resolution to legalize or outlaw gambling.

Category: Gambling | Legalize/Outlaw: Legalize | Proposed by: Sufani

Description: Noting that gambling is a human right and that all people should be able to gamble if they so chose. But as you may know some governments deprive their own citizens of this right hereby legalizes gambling in all cases.

Uh, what?

Translation: Anyone who wants to gamble can and the government can not pass laws making gambling illegal.

Not against the rules (afaik), or anything new, just very stupid.

[Abacathea]

WA Peacekepping Force
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.


Category: International Security

Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Sovjet Union

Description: The WA lacks a world military organization that can deploy rapidly and/or with effect

Approvals: 1 (Sovjet Union)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 79 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 4 hours

Yet a another someone who failed to read the rules..

Also, keeping is spelt incorrectly....

[Laeriland]

Yet a another someone who failed to read the rules..

Also, keeping is spelt incorrectly....

So it is, but then again he also spelled "Soviet" wrong in his own nation name (quite possibly to get around the "no real life nation names" rule)..

[Abacathea]

Also, keeping is spelt incorrectly....

So it is, but then again he also spelled "Soviet" wrong in his own nation name (quite possibly to get around the "no real life nation names" rule)..

Or just not a native english speaker. We should sit them down with robo-george washington they'd set em right!

[Laeriland]

So it is, but then again he also spelled "Soviet" wrong in his own nation name (quite possibly to get around the "no real life nation names" rule)..

Or just not a native english speaker. We should sit them down with robo-george washington they'd set em right!

Waste of time and effort me thinks. Although..maybe it is my jaded nature showing through, but why does he smell a teeny bit like a UN multi? Look at one of his endorsements.

[Flibbleites]

Also, keeping is spelt incorrectly....

So it is, but then again he also spelled "Soviet" wrong in his own nation name (quite possibly to get around the "no real life nation names" rule)..

What "no real life nation names" rule? There's no rule that says you can't name your nation after a RL nation. If there was there wouldn't be nations like Mexico here now would there?

[Laeriland]

So it is, but then again he also spelled "Soviet" wrong in his own nation name (quite possibly to get around the "no real life nation names" rule)..

What "no real life nation names" rule? There's no rule that says you can't name your nation after a RL nation. If there was there wouldn't be nations like Mexico here now would there?

My bad, sorry.

[Flibbleites]

Or just not a native english speaker. We should sit them down with robo-george washington they'd set em right!

Waste of time and effort me thinks. Although..maybe it is my jaded nature showing through, but why does he smell a teeny bit like a UN multi? Look at one of his endorsements.

If you suspect such a thing, file a GHR.

[Grays Harbor]

Scientific Research Intiative

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.





Category: Education and Creativity


Area of Effect: Educational


Proposed by: Tritonos




Description: This resolution will create an International Scientific Research Council that,

1. Receives funding from all member nations under the jurisdiction of the World Assembly

2. The funds gained from members will be used for Triton Grants, sums of money given to any scientific researcher.

3. The sum of money granted will be determined by the relevance of the research in regards to furthering national cooperation.

4. Relevance of research will be determined by the Council, determined in one of five categories.
Priority One
Priority Two
Priority Three
Priority Four
Priority Five

5. The highest priority will be Priority One

6. This council will only grant Triton Grants to peaceful research, the pursuit of weapons technology will not be tolerated.

7. The Democratic Republic of Tritonos will establish the center for the Councils headquarters.

Realize the necessity of a massive movement of mass scientific resources to be organized under one banner, the sheer power of the the world united for the benefit of all is undeniable to both international furtherment and international peace.

Holy crap on a cracker. Can we get any more vague? Also, it appears to do little more than create a committee.

[Leutria]

Scientific Research Intiative

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.





Category: Education and Creativity


Area of Effect: Educational


Proposed by: Tritonos




Description: This resolution will create an International Scientific Research Council that,

1. Receives funding from all member nations under the jurisdiction of the World Assembly

2. The funds gained from members will be used for Triton Grants, sums of money given to any scientific researcher.

3. The sum of money granted will be determined by the relevance of the research in regards to furthering national cooperation.

4. Relevance of research will be determined by the Council, determined in one of five categories.
Priority One
Priority Two
Priority Three
Priority Four
Priority Five

5. The highest priority will be Priority One

6. This council will only grant Triton Grants to peaceful research, the pursuit of weapons technology will not be tolerated.

7. The Democratic Republic of Tritonos will establish the center for the Councils headquarters.

Realize the necessity of a massive movement of mass scientific resources to be organized under one banner, the sheer power of the the world united for the benefit of all is undeniable to both international furtherment and international peace.

Holy crap on a cracker. Can we get any more vague? Also, it appears to do little more than create a committee.

Also branding

[Flibbleites]

Scientific Research Intiative

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.





Category: Education and Creativity


Area of Effect: Educational


Proposed by: Tritonos




Description: This resolution will create an International Scientific Research Council that,

1. Receives funding from all member nations under the jurisdiction of the World Assembly

2. The funds gained from members will be used for Triton Grants, sums of money given to any scientific researcher.

3. The sum of money granted will be determined by the relevance of the research in regards to furthering national cooperation.

4. Relevance of research will be determined by the Council, determined in one of five categories.
Priority One
Priority Two
Priority Three
Priority Four
Priority Five

5. The highest priority will be Priority One

6. This council will only grant Triton Grants to peaceful research, the pursuit of weapons technology will not be tolerated.

7. The Democratic Republic of Tritonos will establish the center for the Councils headquarters.

Realize the necessity of a massive movement of mass scientific resources to be organized under one banner, the sheer power of the the world united for the benefit of all is undeniable to both international furtherment and international peace.

Holy crap on a cracker. Can we get any more vague? Also, it appears to do little more than create a committee.

Also branding

Yup, nothing but a committee and Branding, now let's see someone claim I screwed that ruling up.

[Bears Armed]

Also branding

Yup, nothing but a committee and Branding, now let's see someone claim I screwed that ruling up.

Also, what about WASP?

[Cookesland]

Restriction of Firearms
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.
Category: Gun Control
Decision: Tighten
Proposed by: Benedictus
Description: Purpose: To protect the citizens of the member nations within the World Assembly.

Description:
NOTING that there are many deaths at the hand of guns, whether they are self-inflicted or inflicted by an outside source,

FURTHER NOTING that among these victims, many of them are elderly, women, or are children,

ACKNOWLEDGING that firearm have, in the past, have prevented deaths as well produced fear in the heart of those who would aspire to attempt a murder, or robery, or other acts,

ALLOWING federal officials and government endorsed protection services to carry firearms,

DEFINING federal officials and government endorsed protection services as police officers and military,

PROMOTING the use and mandating of mental illness tests prescribed to federal officials and government endorsed protection services,

FURTHER PROMOTING the use of firearms among citizens in member nations of the World Assembly if they pass the mental illness tests negatively,

MANDATING member nations of the World Assembly to create facilities for those wishing to own firearms that offer mental illness tests,

TRUSTING member nation of the World Assembly to create their own mental illness tests that are capable of detecting illnesses in member nations of the World Assembly's citizens,

HEREBY attempts to pass the Restriction of Firearms Act

Category Violation, it doesn't seem to do anything to tighten gun control or restrict firearms. The seventh clause promotes the use of guns with the condition of "passing mental illness tests negatively". It promotes the creation of tests designed to detect mental illness, but the only thing the proposal requires is that WA nations build facilities to administer these tests. It doesn't require these tests as a prerequisite for gun ownership.

[Grays Harbor]

Restriction of Firearms
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.
Category: Gun Control
Decision: Tighten
Proposed by: Benedictus
Description: Purpose: To protect the citizens of the member nations within the World Assembly.

Description:
NOTING that there are many deaths at the hand of guns, whether they are self-inflicted or inflicted by an outside source,

FURTHER NOTING that among these victims, many of them are elderly, women, or are children,

ACKNOWLEDGING that firearm have, in the past, have prevented deaths as well produced fear in the heart of those who would aspire to attempt a murder, or robery, or other acts,

ALLOWING federal officials and government endorsed protection services to carry firearms,

DEFINING federal officials and government endorsed protection services as police officers and military,

PROMOTING the use and mandating of mental illness tests prescribed to federal officials and government endorsed protection services,

FURTHER PROMOTING the use of firearms among citizens in member nations of the World Assembly if they pass the mental illness tests negatively,

MANDATING member nations of the World Assembly to create facilities for those wishing to own firearms that offer mental illness tests,

TRUSTING member nation of the World Assembly to create their own mental illness tests that are capable of detecting illnesses in member nations of the World Assembly's citizens,

HEREBY attempts to pass the Restriction of Firearms Act

Category Violation, it doesn't seem to do anything to tighten gun control or restrict firearms. The seventh clause promotes the use of guns with the condition of "passing mental illness tests negatively". It promotes the creation of tests designed to detect mental illness, but the only thing the proposal requires is that WA nations build facilities to administer these tests. It doesn't require these tests as a prerequisite for gun ownership.

I really really hate these RW knee-jerk proposals that pop up in droves every time something bad happens.

[Eireann Fae]

I really really hate these RW knee-jerk proposals that pop up in droves every time something bad happens.

I really really hate the RL knee-jerk reactions to RW events. I'd rather have bad laws in NS than bad laws RL :(

[Abacathea]

Category Violation, it doesn't seem to do anything to tighten gun control or restrict firearms. The seventh clause promotes the use of guns with the condition of "passing mental illness tests negatively". It promotes the creation of tests designed to detect mental illness, but the only thing the proposal requires is that WA nations build facilities to administer these tests. It doesn't require these tests as a prerequisite for gun ownership.

I really really hate these RW knee-jerk proposals that pop up in droves every time something bad happens.

The grammer and wording on it's terrible too, it actually allows for the opposite of what the author intends ie;

FURTHER PROMOTING the use of firearms among citizens in member nations of the World Assembly if they pass the mental illness tests negatively,

So if i pass in a negative fashion and it turns out i am mentally unstable, you're actually promoting my having a firearm?! Jesus! Thanks very much bud!

TRUSTING member nation of the World Assembly to create their own mental illness tests that are capable of detecting illnesses in member nations of the World Assembly's citizens,

Well... What else what a mental illness test, test for?

FURTHER NOTING that among these victims, many of them are elderly, women, or are children

Seriously?

Actually, i'm going to stop here, I could tear this thing to so many pieces a postmortem would just be a waste of valuable time.

[United Federation of Canada]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: godriro_1355973907

Estudos fora da terra
A resolution to develop industry around the world.


Category: Advancement of Industry

Area of Effect: Protective Tariffs

Proposed by: Godriro

Description: Exploração e Desenvolvimento Humano no Espaço
Existem diversos planos para estudar biologia na Estação Espacial Internacional. Um objetivo é melhorar o conhecimento do efeito da exposição de longa exposição do corpo humano no espaço. Fatos como a atrofia muscular, perda óssea e bombeamento de fluidos são estudados com a intenção utilizar os dados obtidos na colonização espacial e durante viagens de longa duração num futuro próximo.
O efeito da falta de peso na evolução, desenvolvimento, crescimento e processos internos das plantas e animais também são estudados. Em resposta a recente dados sugerindo que a micro gravidade permite o crescimento tridimensional de tecidos parecidos com o de humanos e que cristais de proteínas podem ser formados no espaço, a NASA indicou o desejo de investigar melhor esses fenômenos.
A NASA também gostaria de estudar proeminentes problemas em física. A física dos fluidos em micro gravidade não é completamente desconhecida e pesquisadores gostariam de ter modelos precisos dos fluidos no futuro. Adicionalmente, desde que fluidos podem ser combinados no espaço completamente independente de seu peso relativo, existe algum interesse em investigar a combinação de fluidos que não se misturam bem na Terra. Através do exame das reações que são desaceleradas pela baixa gravidade e temperaturas, cientistas também esperam obter novas ideias sobre estados da matéria (especialmente sobre a supercondutividade).
Além disso, pesquisadores esperam examinar a combustão na presença de baixa gravidade fora da Terra. Muitas buscas envolvendo a eficiência de queima ou a criação de produtos secundários poderiam melhorar o processo de produção de energia, o qual apresenta interesse econômico e ambiental. Cientistas planejam usar a Estação Espacial para estudar aerossóis, ozônio, vapor d’água e óxidos na atmosfera terrestre e também os raios cósmicos, poeira cósmica, antimatéria e matéria negra no Universo.
Os objetivos de longo prazo para essas pesquisas são desenvolver tecnologia necessária para a exploração humana do espaço, planetária e colonização (incluindo sistemas de suporte a vida, preocupações com segurança, monitoramento ambiental, etc.). Também objetiva procurar novas alternativas para tratar doenças, eficientes métodos para produção de materiais e medições mais acuradas, coisas que seriam impossíveis de conseguir na Terra, além de um entendimento mais completo do Universo.
A Proposta.
Todo país destinar uma pequena quantia menos de meio % da bruto do país para subsidiar pesquisas no Espaço sideral, a fim de novas descobertas.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 80 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 1 hour

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[The divided]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: godriro_1355973907

Estudos fora da terra
A resolution to develop industry around the world.


Category: Advancement of Industry

Area of Effect: Protective Tariffs

Proposed by: Godriro

Description: Exploração e Desenvolvimento Humano no Espaço
Existem diversos planos para estudar biologia na Estação Espacial Internacional. Um objetivo é melhorar o conhecimento do efeito da exposição de longa exposição do corpo humano no espaço. Fatos como a atrofia muscular, perda óssea e bombeamento de fluidos são estudados com a intenção utilizar os dados obtidos na colonização espacial e durante viagens de longa duração num futuro próximo.
O efeito da falta de peso na evolução, desenvolvimento, crescimento e processos internos das plantas e animais também são estudados. Em resposta a recente dados sugerindo que a micro gravidade permite o crescimento tridimensional de tecidos parecidos com o de humanos e que cristais de proteínas podem ser formados no espaço, a NASA indicou o desejo de investigar melhor esses fenômenos.
A NASA também gostaria de estudar proeminentes problemas em física. A física dos fluidos em micro gravidade não é completamente desconhecida e pesquisadores gostariam de ter modelos precisos dos fluidos no futuro. Adicionalmente, desde que fluidos podem ser combinados no espaço completamente independente de seu peso relativo, existe algum interesse em investigar a combinação de fluidos que não se misturam bem na Terra. Através do exame das reações que são desaceleradas pela baixa gravidade e temperaturas, cientistas também esperam obter novas ideias sobre estados da matéria (especialmente sobre a supercondutividade).
Além disso, pesquisadores esperam examinar a combustão na presença de baixa gravidade fora da Terra. Muitas buscas envolvendo a eficiência de queima ou a criação de produtos secundários poderiam melhorar o processo de produção de energia, o qual apresenta interesse econômico e ambiental. Cientistas planejam usar a Estação Espacial para estudar aerossóis, ozônio, vapor d’água e óxidos na atmosfera terrestre e também os raios cósmicos, poeira cósmica, antimatéria e matéria negra no Universo.
Os objetivos de longo prazo para essas pesquisas são desenvolver tecnologia necessária para a exploração humana do espaço, planetária e colonização (incluindo sistemas de suporte a vida, preocupações com segurança, monitoramento ambiental, etc.). Também objetiva procurar novas alternativas para tratar doenças, eficientes métodos para produção de materiais e medições mais acuradas, coisas que seriam impossíveis de conseguir na Terra, além de um entendimento mais completo do Universo.
A Proposta.
Todo país destinar uma pequena quantia menos de meio % da bruto do país para subsidiar pesquisas no Espaço sideral, a fim de novas descobertas.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 80 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 1 hour

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here is a rough translation:

Studies off the ground

Description: Human Development and Exploration in Space
There are several plans to study biology at the International Space Station. One goal is to improve the knowledge of the effect of exposure long exposure of the human body in space. Facts such as muscle atrophy, bone loss, and fluid pumping are studied with the intention to use the data obtained in space colonization and during long trips in the near future.
The effect of weightlessness on the evolution, development, growth and internal processes of plants and animals are also studied. In response to recent data suggesting that microgravity allows the growth of three-dimensional tissues like the human and protein crystals that can be formed in space, NASA has indicated a desire to investigate these phenomena.
NASA also would like to study outstanding problems in physics. The physics of fluids in microgravity is not completely unknown and researchers would like to have accurate models of fluids in the future. Additionally, since fluids can be combined in space completely independent of their relative weight, is there any interest in investigating the combination of fluids that do not mix well on Earth. Through the examination of reactions that are slowed by low gravity and temperatures, scientists also hope to get new ideas about states of matter (especially on superconductivity).
In addition, researchers hope to examine the combustion in the presence of low gravity outside Earth. Many quests involving the burning efficiency or creating secondary products could improve the process of energy production, which has economic and environmental interests. Scientists plan to use the Space Station to study aerosols, ozone, water vapor, and oxides in Earth's atmosphere as well as cosmic rays, cosmic dust, antimatter and dark matter in the Universe.
The long-term goals for this research are to develop the technology necessary for human space exploration, planetary colonization (including life support systems, security concerns, environmental monitoring, etc.).. It also aims to look for new alternatives to treat illnesses, efficient methods for the production of materials and measurements more accurate, things that would be impossible to achieve on Earth, and a more complete understanding of the Universe.
The Proposal.
Every country aside a small amount less than half of the country's gross% to subsidize research in outer space, to new discoveries.

makes it even more illegal, wrong category.