Do you have a crush/love story?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Probably not.

You are mortal. No matter how much money you have, if you live alone, you will die alone, and all that money can't save you.

If you live with friends, family, and love, you will die with friends, family and love.

That is worth more than a casket made out of gold.

Really?

How many loving people do we remember from 4000 years ago?

How many pharaohs with a casket of gold we remember?

I was around then.

[Galloism]

Probably not.

You are mortal. No matter how much money you have, if you live alone, you will die alone, and all that money can't save you.

If you live with friends, family, and love, you will die with friends, family and love.

That is worth more than a casket made out of gold.

Really?

How many loving people do we remember from 4000 years ago?

How many pharaohs with a casket of gold we remember?

I remember quite a few drinking buddies from back then.

The pharoahs were too good to drink with me, so I don't remember any of them.

Why?

[Ardunshin]

Something that helped me was that I concentrated on my college education before I was open to get into a relationship. After college I found my first partner.

But if you get too distracted by being in a relationship, I don't know what to say.

I guess I just need to take a step back and learn from the past. You might be on to something there. I think I take things a little too seriously sometimes.

[Katyuscha]

If only I had the guts to approach said redhead and tell her how I feel without the fear of being rejected (which I know will happen).

Oh, well. Her friendship is good enough.

[Galloism]

Probably not.

You are mortal. No matter how much money you have, if you live alone, you will die alone, and all that money can't save you.

If you live with friends, family, and love, you will die with friends, family and love.

That is worth more than a casket made out of gold.

Ah somehow I doubt when I die that my family and friends will attend my funeral. If anything they'd go to piss on my grave.

I've stepped on a lot of toes. My family's disowned me, so yeah.

Family can be strange about that.

If you went and made up (right or wrong), they probably would forgive you.

Unless they're douchebags, in which case you're probably better off without them.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Really?

How many loving people do we remember from 4000 years ago?

How many pharaohs with a casket of gold we remember?

I remember quite a few drinking buddies from back then.

The pharoahs were too good to drink with me, so I don't remember any of them.

Why?

Because you drank too fucking much. Heck, that you remember your drinking buddies from back then is a miracle.

I know you spent the better part of a thousand years in a drunken stupor.

[The BlAAtschApen]

Nana, Gallo, I edited my post to specify who I mean by 'we'.

Stop playing coy with me

[United Koryo]

Go to a hair salon.

If I did that right now, it would literally accomplish nothing.

Research hairstyles on telegenic people or even celebrities. Ask a person in the hair salon to cut it just like that style.

To earn somebody's heart costs an amount.

[Galloism]

I remember quite a few drinking buddies from back then.

The pharoahs were too good to drink with me, so I don't remember any of them.

Why?

Because you drank too fucking much. Heck, that you remember your drinking buddies from back then is a miracle.

I know you spent the better part of a thousand years in a drunken stupor.

Hey, that's not fair.

There were sober days scattered in here and there when I ran out of money.

[Mavorpen]

If I did that right now, it would literally accomplish nothing.

Research hairstyles on telegenic people or even celebrities. Ask a person in the hair salon to cut it just like that style.

To earn somebody's heart costs an amount.

I'm black, and my hair is nowhere long enough to do ANYTHING with it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Something that helped me was that I concentrated on my college education before I was open to get into a relationship. After college I found my first partner.

But if you get too distracted by being in a relationship, I don't know what to say.

I guess I just need to take a step back and learn from the past. You might be on to something there. I think I take things a little too seriously sometimes.

There's nothing wrong with taking things seriously. It's just that one should try and be open to the experience of love, if it comes. But you know way better than I do what's best for you.

Now, if it comes, do allow yourself the time to experience it. Who knows, it may be the best thing in the world.

[The Corparation]

Research hairstyles on telegenic people or even celebrities. Ask a person in the hair salon to cut it just like that style.

To earn somebody's heart costs an amount.

I'm black, and my hair is nowhere long enough to do ANYTHING with it.

Shave it all off and wear a wig.

[Galloism]

Nana, Gallo, I edited my post to specify who I mean by 'we'.

Stop playing coy with me

I guess the pharoahs in the coffins.

However, they're all dead. Their gold helped them none in preventing their deaths.

My friendship and carousing with a minor god resulted in immortality.

Who wins now?

[Agymnum]

Family can be strange about that.

If you went and made up (right or wrong), they probably would forgive you.

Unless they're douchebags, in which case you're probably better off without them.

I don't feel like making up, to be honest, because the whole affair was their fault for being close-minded.

Or maybe it's my fault that I fail to see their angle, but I digress.

On-topic, anyone I've ever loved or had a crush on has only become worse off from being around me, so suffice to say I feel bad for anyone who comes to like me, shallow and cruel as I am.

Well, all my crushes except the one that kicked me in the nuts. I respected her response so much I remain cordial friends and hope to be business partners with her in the future.

[Mavorpen]

I'm black, and my hair is nowhere long enough to do ANYTHING with it.

Shave it all off and wear a wig.

In retrospect, I enjoy not having to deal with long hair.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Because you drank too fucking much. Heck, that you remember your drinking buddies from back then is a miracle.

I know you spent the better part of a thousand years in a drunken stupor.

Hey, that's not fair.

There were sober days scattered in here and there when I ran out of money.

That's not how I remember it.

You still owe me for that time you peed in the Nile and fucking Egypt thought it was one of the 7 plagues.

[Ardunshin]

If only I had the guts to approach said redhead and tell her how I feel without the fear of being rejected (which I know will happen).

Oh, well. Her friendship is good enough.

Dude, take advice from an arrogant, overly dramatic, depressive substance abusing idiot (ME).
It's always worth the risk, just think of it like this: It takes 5 seconds, not of courage, but of sheer stupidity. Tell her how you feel and let the world and result be damned. Better that than wondering forever.

[The BlAAtschApen]

Nana, Gallo, I edited my post to specify who I mean by 'we'.

Stop playing coy with me

I guess the pharoahs in the coffins.

However, they're all dead. Their gold helped them none in preventing their deaths.

My friendship and carousing with a minor god resulted in immortality.

Who wins now?

I win.

I always win.

[Tagmatium]

I guess the pharoahs in the coffins.

However, they're all dead. Their gold helped them none in preventing their deaths.

My friendship and carousing with a minor god resulted in immortality.

Who wins now?

I win.

I always win.

Obviously

Blaatschapen, ruler over those who rule.

[Galloism]

Hey, that's not fair.

There were sober days scattered in here and there when I ran out of money.

That's not how I remember it.

You still owe me for that time you peed in the Nile and fucking Egypt thought it was one of the 7 plagues.

Is it somehow my fault that I got on a red wine kick for several weeks, and the grapes they used turned my pee red?

[Katyuscha]

If only I had the guts to approach said redhead and tell her how I feel without the fear of being rejected (which I know will happen).

Oh, well. Her friendship is good enough.

Dude, take advice from an arrogant, overly dramatic, depressive substance abusing idiot (ME).
It's always worth the risk, just think of it like this: It takes 5 seconds, not of courage, but of sheer stupidity. Tell her how you feel and let the world and result be damned. Better that than wondering forever.

I suppose I could try, but I can already predict the outcome.

[Mavorpen]

That's not how I remember it.

You still owe me for that time you peed in the Nile and fucking Egypt thought it was one of the 7 plagues.

Is it somehow my fault that I got on a red wine kick for several weeks, and the grapes they used turned my pee red?

Little did Gallo know, it had nothing to do with the grapes.

[Galloism]

Dude, take advice from an arrogant, overly dramatic, depressive substance abusing idiot (ME).
It's always worth the risk, just think of it like this: It takes 5 seconds, not of courage, but of sheer stupidity. Tell her how you feel and let the world and result be damned. Better that than wondering forever.

I suppose I could try, but I can already predict the outcome.

Ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy?

[Ardunshin]

There's nothing wrong with taking things seriously. It's just that one should try and be open to the experience of love, if it comes. But you know way better than I do what's best for you.

Now, if it comes, do allow yourself the time to experience it. Who knows, it may be the best thing in the world.

Too right. I was in love once, but I blew it. I let some questionable habits of mine get between me and her. I don't think she liked me getting high.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's not how I remember it.

You still owe me for that time you peed in the Nile and fucking Egypt thought it was one of the 7 plagues.

Is it somehow my fault that I got on a red wine kick for several weeks, and the grapes they used turned my pee red?

That's not the problem. The problem is that you made into the Bible and I have never been able to live that down. And why the fuck did you pee in the Nile? Can't you pee against a wall or something?

Wait, no. That's how we got into trouble in Babylon.