Only in your nation

[Grand Britannia]

Only in Britannia do you see bears eating alongside people at dinner time.

Only in Britannia do you find courteous bears.

Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.

[Mavoria (Ancient)]

Only in Mavoria is hot cocoa served after every evening meal.

Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.

O_O

We disaprove.

[Neo Miranda]

Only in Neo Miranda there is no money

[Grand Britannia]

Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.

O_O

We disaprove.

Incest is wincest, ze.

[Vudnia]

Only in Vudnia will you find whole swathes of people who fear the color white.

[Legokiller]

Only in Legokiller you will find sapient ponies in every block
Only in Legokiller where almost every animal that exist is available to buy, commonly the entire known species of penguins.

[Auzkhia]

Only in Auzkhia
-do nobles ALWAYS carry swords on them
-People Smoke Cigars or Pipes but not cigarettes
-we use the roman salute and NOT fascist.
-Latin is still an official language
-lacy cravats are still in style,
-and so are powdered wigs
-the nation stops doing nearly Everything on March 2nd.
-welfare is nonexistent
-military grades weapons are sold to the public
-you find "men only" and "women only" parking spots
-you will find nipples on TV commercials all the time
-you can get pizza from a vending machine
-you can get a beer and a McRib at mcdonalds
-you can get a "texas bagel cheeseburger".
-there are no speed limits on the highway
-anthros are taken on walks like pets

[Luctoria]

Only in Luctoria do two-year-olds go to school every weekday for 4 hours per day.

[New Matawan]

Only in New Matawan may you buy Mayberry cheese.

It's a softer variation of Gouda that's illegal to export.

[Cleshade]

Only in Cleshade are otters considered the greatest fighters in the nation, and the greatest fear of the people are cats.

[Fatatatutti]

Only in Fatatatutti will you find Alphonse, the duck...

- who may or may not be an organized crime boss and/or terrorist
- who ran for President and came in third
- who posts gibberish on the Hungry Hungry Hippos Forum and gets replies
- who has a TV show based on his life (Alphonse and Fish)
- who may or may not be a white duck supremacist
- who is the honorary colonel of several regiments
- who regularly dates human females
- whose action figure is the most popular in Fatatatutian toy history
- etc.

[Central Lothian]

Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata it is written in the consitution that the counting of votes after an election must be shown publicly on live television where every single ballot paper is shown in a way that you know who the person the vote was for but you can't see the handwritting so you don't know who voted for the person. We do this to stop riging the election

>6 "million million" people
>every single one of the ballots shown
if 100% of your population voted and each ballot was shown for 2 seconds it would still take (by my shitty calculations) 190258 years to show every single ballot
good luck; have fun!

OOC - They punish mass murderers with 6 billion whips a day. Going on the basis that you whip them 4 times a minute, that would take *Bex whips phone out* over 2800 years.

[Slembana]

Only in Slembana - Elephants play rugby union.

[Giovenith]

Only in Giovenith do you find pearls in female dragon puke when she's on her period.

[Felix Terra]

Only in Felix Terra will a liberal party stay in power for decades at a time.

[Cu Math]

Only in Cu Math will you have to decide who gets to eat your heart....

[Frinskalland]

Only in Frinskalland

-Is it actually encouraged to race mix, particuraly white-asian
-It is illegal to have a blood promille of 0,6-1.1 while driving, while it is legal to have 1.2 and above

[Bajireyn]

>6 "million million" people
>every single one of the ballots shown
if 100% of your population voted and each ballot was shown for 2 seconds it would still take (by my shitty calculations) 190258 years to show every single ballot
good luck; have fun!

OOC - They punish mass murderers with 6 billion whips a day. Going on the basis that you whip them 4 times a minute, that would take *Bex whips phone out* over 2800 years.

Has anything about kalasparta ever made a single bit of sense?

[Helcasia]

Only in Helcasia do you scientists working on fusing the various fractured theories of physics, chemistry, biology, psychology, economics, politics, etc. into a single giant scientific theory describing as much as possible. They even receive government funding.

Only in Helcasia do you find a public cable car networks around cities.

Only in Helcasia is the lab coat considered casual clothing.

Only in Helcasia do you find a government which tests policies before employing them nation-wide, requiring law to be peer-reviewed before being debated and voted on, and requiring all proposed law to have a rationale.

[Vallermoore]

Only in Vallermoore is noone (other then convicted criminals) forced to work.
Only in Vallermoore is there a Queen with power who chooses most of the time to deligate that power to her reasonably democratic Parliment
Only in Vallermoore is co-habiting and marrage between humans and sapient ponies legal and common.
Only in Vallermoore is racism against blacks common and de facto allowed whilst racism towards all other groups and skin colours is cracked down on.
Only in Vallermoore can people buy huge oversized fireworks.
Only in Vallermoore are bank staff armed with AK 47s.
Only in Vallermoore do large numbers of humans worship Celestia and Luna.

[Owen1]

Owenese election system:
Every vote one candidate gets is 1 vote in parliament. A candidate can only be put on up to 200,000 ballot papers.
Non-patisan
Voters vote for one person for each specific department, such as defence,foreign and energy.
Example with 100 voters with defence foreign and energy on ballots.
40 voters: Defence Person A, Foreign Person B, Energy Person C
35 voters: Defence Person B, Foreign Person A, Energy Person C
25 voters: Defence Person A, Foreign Person C, Energy Person A

In laws to do with defence:
Person A:65 votes
Person B:35 votes
Person C:0 votes

In laws to do with foreign department:
Person A: 35 votes
Person B: 40 votes
Person C: 25 votes

In laws to do with energy:
Person A: 25 votes:
Person B: 0 votes
Person C: 75 votes

Nobody would have a majority like above due to ballot rule making a max of 200,000 votes.
Voters are all represented in parliament and by the person they want in voting on specific things.

[New Lyrane]

Only in New Lyrane do banks offer loans for the purpose of getting pregnant.

[Bereia]

Only in Bereia is it a commonplace sight to see a civilian vehicle towing a 37mm antiaircraft cannon down the streets of the capital.

Only in Bereia is it possible to get on a bus, an airliner, or a cruise ship, and be surrounded by civilians with guns, and not have to worry.

Only in Bereia is it possible to find a private militia which owns more heavy weapons than the Army.

Only in Bereia is it possible to find a man on the streets extolling the virtues of Fascism, and a man across the street preaching his Communist ideals, and nobody is fighting. If anything, people are laughing at them both.

[Olwe]

Only in Olwe is the Kama Sutra taught in sex ed classes.

Only in Olwe is it customary for complete strangers to walk up and start making out with you.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

-Only in the MSA will you find couples mating in the streets.
-Only in the MSA is the law enforcement,fire,medical,& healthcare services all State-funded volunteer organizations.
-Only in the MSA will you find that, each house has four personal computers, but candles for lighting.
-Only in the MSA do spacecraft regularly travel between worlds & universes, but, we don't use machanized labour except for dangerous work (bomb disposal is the only thing we use robots for actually.)