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Grand Britannia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14263
Founded: Apr 15, 2012
Capitalizt

Postby Grand Britannia » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:39 pm

Only in Britannia do you see bears eating alongside people at dinner time.

Only in Britannia do you find courteous bears.

Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.
Member of laissez-fair right-wing worker-mistreatment brigade
Why Britannians are always late
Me as a good capitalist.
Mainland Map | "Weebs must secure the existence of anime and a future for cute aryan waifus"| IIwiki
I Identify as a Graf Zeppelin class aircraft carrier, please refer to me as she.
Economic Left/Right: 2.25 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 6.72

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Mavoria (Ancient)
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jul 16, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Mavoria (Ancient) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:42 pm

Only in Mavoria is hot cocoa served after every evening meal.

Grand Britannia wrote:Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.


O_O

We disaprove.
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Neo Miranda
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Nov 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Neo Miranda » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:49 pm

Only in Neo Miranda there is no money
▼ The Republic of Neo Miranda▼
For a world with no hate nor pain


We are a Communist Liberal Democratic Hippie Nationalistic FT Republic with a Huge ego. Just so you know.
Population: 174 Billion
Active Soldiers: 1.3 Billion
Reserve Soldiers: 2 Billion
Paramilitary Forces: 0.7 Billion

Star Systems: 149
Civilian Systems: 82
Military Systems: 18
Industrial Systems: 49

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Grand Britannia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14263
Founded: Apr 15, 2012
Capitalizt

Postby Grand Britannia » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:06 pm

Mavoria wrote:
Grand Britannia wrote:Only in Britannia is incest a national tradition.


O_O

We disaprove.


Incest is wincest, ze.
Member of laissez-fair right-wing worker-mistreatment brigade
Why Britannians are always late
Me as a good capitalist.
Mainland Map | "Weebs must secure the existence of anime and a future for cute aryan waifus"| IIwiki
I Identify as a Graf Zeppelin class aircraft carrier, please refer to me as she.
Economic Left/Right: 2.25 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 6.72

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Vudnia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 353
Founded: Jun 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Vudnia » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:17 pm

Only in Vudnia will you find whole swathes of people who fear the color white.

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Legokiller
Minister
 
Posts: 3323
Founded: Jan 21, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Legokiller » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:22 pm

Only in Legokiller you will find sapient ponies in every block
Only in Legokiller where almost every animal that exist is available to buy, commonly the entire known species of penguins.
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27164
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:34 pm

Only in Auzkhia
-do nobles ALWAYS carry swords on them
-People Smoke Cigars or Pipes but not cigarettes
-we use the roman salute and NOT fascist.
-Latin is still an official language
-lacy cravats are still in style,
-and so are powdered wigs
-the nation stops doing nearly Everything on March 2nd.
-welfare is nonexistent
-military grades weapons are sold to the public
-you find "men only" and "women only" parking spots
-you will find nipples on TV commercials all the time
-you can get pizza from a vending machine
-you can get a beer and a McRib at mcdonalds
-you can get a "texas bagel cheeseburger".
-there are no speed limits on the highway
-anthros are taken on walks like pets
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Hello I'm Auzi.(They/them|she/her)
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Sanders or Warren 2020

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Luctoria
Attaché
 
Posts: 69
Founded: Jul 17, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Luctoria » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:36 pm

Only in Luctoria do two-year-olds go to school every weekday for 4 hours per day.
"I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out and sees her adversary but slinks out of the race, where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat." -John Milton, Areopagitica: A speech of Mr. John Milton for the Liberty of Unlicensed Printing to the Parliament of England

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New Matawan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 581
Founded: Jun 09, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby New Matawan » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:37 pm

Only in New Matawan may you buy Mayberry cheese.

It's a softer variation of Gouda that's illegal to export.
DEFCON Rating:
5: Peace
4: Increased Notice
{3: War Preparation}
2: War
1: Nuclear War
The United Socialist Cantons of New Matawan is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Toad85 with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 912 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

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Cleshade
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: May 16, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Cleshade » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:24 pm

Only in Cleshade are otters considered the greatest fighters in the nation, and the greatest fear of the people are cats.
I'm RPing a distant past tech nation populated nearly exclusively by five foot tall militant otters who are clearly superior to Lialoth's mice.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10933
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:33 am

Only in Fatatatutti will you find Alphonse, the duck...

- who may or may not be an organized crime boss and/or terrorist
- who ran for President and came in third
- who posts gibberish on the Hungry Hungry Hippos Forum and gets replies
- who has a TV show based on his life (Alphonse and Fish)
- who may or may not be a white duck supremacist
- who is the honorary colonel of several regiments
- who regularly dates human females
- whose action figure is the most popular in Fatatatutian toy history
- etc.
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Central Lothian
Minister
 
Posts: 2224
Founded: May 06, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Central Lothian » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:21 pm

Hamittia wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Only in Kalaspia-Shimarata it is written in the consitution that the counting of votes after an election must be shown publicly on live television where every single ballot paper is shown in a way that you know who the person the vote was for but you can't see the handwritting so you don't know who voted for the person. We do this to stop riging the election

>6 "million million" people
>every single one of the ballots shown
if 100% of your population voted and each ballot was shown for 2 seconds it would still take (by my shitty calculations) 190258 years to show every single ballot
good luck; have fun!


OOC - They punish mass murderers with 6 billion whips a day. Going on the basis that you whip them 4 times a minute, that would take *Bex whips phone out* over 2800 years.
Please note: Central Lothian is the direct successor to Mid Lothian*. As a result, I am still called Rebecca, I am still a Grammar Nazi and most information pertaining to ML also applies to CL (although I will be taking this time to change a few things).

* - And I may refer to the country as Mid Lothian. If I do, assume that I mean Central Lothian. (And not to be confused with "Midlothian" - I'm using that as a fascist version of CL.)

Zersium wrote:I actually meant England. Scotland uses the pound?


Milograd wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:We are a MEGA POWER-A combination between Hyperpower and Smart Power

Obviously. If there is one word that describes Kalasparata, it is obviously "smart."

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Slembana
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16336
Founded: Jul 17, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Slembana » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:34 pm

Only in Slembana - Elephants play rugby union.
I have left NS.

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Giovenith
Senior P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 19522
Founded: Feb 08, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Giovenith » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Only in Giovenith do you find pearls in female dragon puke when she's on her period.
P2TM Mentor, TG w/ RP questions
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"Gio has said "fuck you" a few times prior in this chat.
At her phone, at a friend over the letter x, at poe's law,
at me once, at NA once, at pokemon a lot, at people
who do not like polishing rocks, at god, and I stopped
reading after page one of search results but there's two more"
—Ever-Wandering Souls

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Felix Terra
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1233
Founded: Jun 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Felix Terra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:40 pm

Only in Felix Terra will a liberal party stay in power for decades at a time.
why are you looking at a post from 2012 go home you're drunk

East Apikai is my main nation nowadays

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Cu Math
Senator
 
Posts: 3503
Founded: Mar 12, 2012
Corporate Police State

Postby Cu Math » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:41 pm

Only in Cu Math will you have to decide who gets to eat your heart....
Those who are not willing to support us are second-rate nations, but first-rate main courses.
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
From the Council of Terrible Elders
Distributor of Potato Medals
Acolyte of the NSG Sodomy Club
Requiescat In Pacem, Dyakovo. You were the best of us
Ordained Dudeist Priest
Divair's Big Guide to Proving Evolution
Atheist, Bisexual and Bagpiper
Palestinian-Scottish-American

The One And Only Duke Of The Potato

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Frinskalland
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jul 11, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Frinskalland » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:42 pm

Only in Frinskalland

-Is it actually encouraged to race mix, particuraly white-asian
-It is illegal to have a blood promille of 0,6-1.1 while driving, while it is legal to have 1.2 and above
Just raidin' this site untill my addiction on /int/ is over.
Oterro wrote:Wow you're a caricature of /b/.

Interpals account
Only in Frinskalland

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Bajireyn
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6691
Founded: Jun 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bajireyn » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:12 pm

Central Lothian wrote:
Hamittia wrote:>6 "million million" people
>every single one of the ballots shown
if 100% of your population voted and each ballot was shown for 2 seconds it would still take (by my shitty calculations) 190258 years to show every single ballot
good luck; have fun!


OOC - They punish mass murderers with 6 billion whips a day. Going on the basis that you whip them 4 times a minute, that would take *Bex whips phone out* over 2800 years.

Has anything about kalasparta ever made a single bit of sense?
Right behind you...: UDL

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Helcasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1655
Founded: Dec 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Helcasia » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:30 pm

Only in Helcasia do you scientists working on fusing the various fractured theories of physics, chemistry, biology, psychology, economics, politics, etc. into a single giant scientific theory describing as much as possible. They even receive government funding.

Only in Helcasia do you find a public cable car networks around cities.

Only in Helcasia is the lab coat considered casual clothing.

Only in Helcasia do you find a government which tests policies before employing them nation-wide, requiring law to be peer-reviewed before being debated and voted on, and requiring all proposed law to have a rationale.
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Vallermoore
Senator
 
Posts: 3885
Founded: Mar 27, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vallermoore » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:48 pm

Only in Vallermoore is noone (other then convicted criminals) forced to work.
Only in Vallermoore is there a Queen with power who chooses most of the time to deligate that power to her reasonably democratic Parliment
Only in Vallermoore is co-habiting and marrage between humans and sapient ponies legal and common.
Only in Vallermoore is racism against blacks common and de facto allowed whilst racism towards all other groups and skin colours is cracked down on.
Only in Vallermoore can people buy huge oversized fireworks.
Only in Vallermoore are bank staff armed with AK 47s.
Only in Vallermoore do large numbers of humans worship Celestia and Luna.
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Owen1
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 24, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Owen1 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:02 pm

Owenese election system:
Every vote one candidate gets is 1 vote in parliament. A candidate can only be put on up to 200,000 ballot papers.
Non-patisan
Voters vote for one person for each specific department, such as defence,foreign and energy.
Example with 100 voters with defence foreign and energy on ballots.
40 voters: Defence Person A, Foreign Person B, Energy Person C
35 voters: Defence Person B, Foreign Person A, Energy Person C
25 voters: Defence Person A, Foreign Person C, Energy Person A

In laws to do with defence:
Person A:65 votes
Person B:35 votes
Person C:0 votes

In laws to do with foreign department:
Person A: 35 votes
Person B: 40 votes
Person C: 25 votes

In laws to do with energy:
Person A: 25 votes:
Person B: 0 votes
Person C: 75 votes

Nobody would have a majority like above due to ballot rule making a max of 200,000 votes.
Voters are all represented in parliament and by the person they want in voting on specific things.

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New Lyrane
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1499
Founded: Apr 14, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Lyrane » Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:05 pm

Only in New Lyrane do banks offer loans for the purpose of getting pregnant.
Sari Kaniraya, PhD (University of Haru, New Lyrane)
Speaker-to-Animals
"Also? I can kill you with my brain."
Trying to strike a balance between Author Appeal, Flawed Utopia, Nightmare Fuel, and Realism... IN SPACE!

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Bereia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 957
Founded: Jul 16, 2012
Anarchy

Postby Bereia » Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:06 pm

Only in Bereia is it a commonplace sight to see a civilian vehicle towing a 37mm antiaircraft cannon down the streets of the capital.

Only in Bereia is it possible to get on a bus, an airliner, or a cruise ship, and be surrounded by civilians with guns, and not have to worry.

Only in Bereia is it possible to find a private militia which owns more heavy weapons than the Army.

Only in Bereia is it possible to find a man on the streets extolling the virtues of Fascism, and a man across the street preaching his Communist ideals, and nobody is fighting. If anything, people are laughing at them both.
Man exists for his own sake, and not to add a laborer to the State.

Look below for some views of mine and interesting ideas.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Why Capitalism Works.

Classical Liberal (Libertarian) | Austrian Economics | Baptist Christian | American Citizen

There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order. Thank you.

The population of Bereia is presently capped at three hundred and fifty million people. That's enough for now.

Whatsoever, for any cause,
Seeketh to take or give,
Power above or beyond the Laws,
Suffer it not to live!
Holy State or Holy King—
Or Holy People’s Will—
Have no truck with the senseless thing.
Order the guns and kill!

-- Rudyard Kipling, MacDonough's Song, 1917.

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Olwe
Senator
 
Posts: 4692
Founded: Jan 22, 2004
Ex-Nation

Postby Olwe » Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:01 am

Only in Olwe is the Kama Sutra taught in sex ed classes.

Only in Olwe is it customary for complete strangers to walk up and start making out with you.
Founded: 2480
Current year: 4998
Magic: Non-negotiable
Ponies: Yes, occasionally
Tech levels incompatible? Then kick me out of the thread, because if you RP with me you accept my tech.
Note: Before 2480, Olwe was called Athan. If you see this word in a thread, it's because you mentioned a year incompatible with Olwe in that thread but still made it open to all techs and therefore are allowing Athan's magic.
RP population: 19 billion

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The Multiversal Species Alliance
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1853
Founded: Dec 13, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Multiversal Species Alliance » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:41 pm

-Only in the MSA will you find couples mating in the streets.
-Only in the MSA is the law enforcement,fire,medical,& healthcare services all State-funded volunteer organizations.
-Only in the MSA will you find that, each house has four personal computers, but candles for lighting.
-Only in the MSA do spacecraft regularly travel between worlds & universes, but, we don't use machanized labour except for dangerous work (bomb disposal is the only thing we use robots for actually.)
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In regards to RP,see my factbook:
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_ ... l=factbook
My nation absolutely DOES represent my beliefs.
my author avatar: Garious, who's based on the author of this nation

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