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Co-OPS: Anowa
”Do you like hurting other people?”
You feel your blood pumping. Just beating like a fucking drum, like you’re on speed or some shit. You feel your adrenaline flowing. It spreads throughout your body, as your baseball bat crushes some Ruskie’s skull. Soon enough, you’ve smashed his head into a bloody soup, and splashed his blood onto your brand new sneakers. Darn.
After his skull is thoroughly fragmented, you move again. Like a dancing angel of death, you crack the baseball bat over the head of a golf club wielding gangster, sending him reeling to the floor as his neck breaks. Your bat splinters as well, and you throw it at one of the other Russians before he can pull out his gun. Nonexistent music pumps through your mind, booming basses and exploding synthesizers fill your brain as you slaughter through another room.
You remember the voice message that had been left on your answering machine; a simple ”Hey, one of our clients needs a pizza delivered to 358 Tornfield Avenue. Just drop it off as soon as you can, and remember that we don’t take tips!” And that was the end of that. Blood sprays out of some thug’s neck as you hack your machete into his jugular, spitting out all over your mask. You don’t really mind it; you just do what the messages tell you to. In fact, you really like your job. It is an act of patriotism, after all.
But, someone you missed kicks open the bathroom door with a shotgun, and you turn just in time to see a bald, white-suited gentleman blow you away. You fall to the ground, unable to decide if you should try and hold your guts in or stop the gurgling in your throat. It’s okay though.
Everyone dies eventually.
Credit to Galdius for the OP’s formatting, the title image, and the image for Soundtrack.
Credit to Brandon Stricker for the original rules and character sheet picture.