[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse III

[Tayner]

That time that someone who gets killed in a movie has the same name as you...

Ha, sucker.

That time someone who lives through a lethal movie has the same name AND rank as you.

Saving Private Ryan

You're not in Carlie Company are you?

[Grenartia]

That time that someone who gets killed in a movie has the same name as you...

Ha, sucker.

That time someone who lives through a lethal movie has the same name AND rank as you.

Saving Private Ryan

Did I ever tell yall about that time me and some of my friends had to do a musical based on Saving Private Ryan?

[Tayner]

Ha, sucker.

That time someone who lives through a lethal movie has the same name AND rank as you.

Saving Private Ryan

Did I ever tell yall about that time me and some of my friends had to do a musical based on Saving Private Ryan?

This seems... Interesting.

How many characters died?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Ha, sucker.

That time someone who lives through a lethal movie has the same name AND rank as you.

Saving Private Ryan

You're not in Carlie Company are you?

I am.

[Tayner]

You're not in Carlie Company are you?

I am.

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

[Zeinbrad]

I am.

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

And lie to them and say the movie was based off you.

[The Grey Wolf]

I am.

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I am.

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

Ironically, my MOS was recently taken off the list of jobs the Airborne want, so I can't go airborne. Not that I could or would regardless.

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

And lie to them and say the movie was based off you.

If they're any bit as smart as me, then they'd notice the gap. Then again, I could tell them I'm the reason China banned time travel after the incident with their king.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

That's quite the assumption.

[Zeinbrad]

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

Ironically, my MOS was recently taken off the list of jobs the Airborne want, so I can't go airborne. Not that I could or would regardless.

And lie to them and say the movie was based off you.

If they're any bit as smart as me, then they'd notice the gap. Then again, I could tell them I'm the reason China banned time travel after the incident with their king.

I think it would worth a laugh.

[Lavan Tiri]

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

Why?

[The Burning Sun]

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

Why?

He did say he was the same rank as the guy in the movie title.

I haven't seen that, by the way, but I keep hearing it in pop culture discussions. Is it good?

[Nature-Spirits]

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.

[Occupied Deutschland]

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.

What a preposterous idea. The ghost soldier program was discontinued because it kept running into the problem of somehow making the spirit capable of interacting with the physical realm. That's why we transitioned into experiments on reincar--
I mean, that's a funny joke Nature-Spirits. Hahaha. Haha. Ha!

[Constaniana]

You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.

What a preposterous idea. The ghost soldier program was discontinued because it kept running into the problem of somehow making the spirit capable of interacting with the physical realm. That's why we transitioned into experiments on reincar--
I mean, that's a funny joke Nature-Spirits. Hahaha. Haha. Ha!

Wikileaked defender of American liberty.

[Grenartia]

Did I ever tell yall about that time me and some of my friends had to do a musical based on Saving Private Ryan?

This seems... Interesting.

How many characters died?

Well, we had like 6 people. 1 had a death in the family, so there were only 4 on the only day we scheduled. He was going to play every Nazi, because he had blonde hair and blue eyes. We had to have one guy play Ryan, so that means one person had to fill in for the Nazi(s), 2 squad members, and one cameraman (and it was his camera, and only he knew how to work it). I was originally going to be Upham, but I got the short straw and was picked to play the Nazi(s). We had a guy named Ryan, so he was naturally playing Ryan.

So, with the roles sorted out, we proceeded to get our props together. We used a broom for a machine gun, and I brought a deactivated pineapple grenade I got from the WWII Museum.

Cue me badly singing Another One Bites the Dust while using the broom to mow down everybody randomly popping up from a small ditch. Then they started wandering around singing Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. Then, they find Ryan, and all sing Mama I'm Coming Home, while I get blown up by a grenade.

If you want the footage, too bad. The lead guy said right out, before we even picked roles, that he'd delete the file after he sent it to our teacher.

[Nature-Spirits]

You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.

What a preposterous idea. The ghost soldier program was discontinued because it kept running into the problem of somehow making the spirit capable of interacting with the physical realm. That's why we transitioned into experiments on reincar--
I mean, that's a funny joke Nature-Spirits. Hahaha. Haha. Ha!

This seems... Interesting.

How many characters died?

Well, we had like 6 people. 1 had a death in the family, so there were only 4 on the only day we scheduled. He was going to play every Nazi, because he had blonde hair and blue eyes. We had to have one guy play Ryan, so that means one person had to fill in for the Nazi(s), 2 squad members, and one cameraman (and it was his camera, and only he knew how to work it). I was originally going to be Upham, but I got the short straw and was picked to play the Nazi(s). We had a guy named Ryan, so he was naturally playing Ryan.

So, with the roles sorted out, we proceeded to get our props together. We used a broom for a machine gun, and I brought a deactivated pineapple grenade I got from the WWII Museum.

Cue me badly singing Another One Bites the Dust while using the broom to mow down everybody randomly popping up from a small ditch. Then they started wandering around singing Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. Then, they find Ryan, and all sing Mama I'm Coming Home, while I get blown up by a grenade.

If you want the footage, too bad. The lead guy said right out, before we even picked roles, that he'd delete the file after he sent it to our teacher.

lol

Too bad it's all gone, though. I might've enjoyed watching that.

[Astrolinium]

Oh, look, new restaurant.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.

I neither confirm nor deny participating in supernatural government programs besides those requires for my MOS.

[The Unhallowed City]

I never really posted in the last one, but [tag]

[Alleniana]

We might transition to the next thread soon. Don't know which Mod will post it.

Max Barry himself will journey to the highest point in Australia and call it down from the skies like thunder from mighty Jupiter.

Thing is that that highest point is probably the top of a particularly large entrance to a bull ant nest, or the top of a Giant Pineapple.

Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

BOOM!

WHAT WAS THAT?

AT4's!

CLAYMORES!

HAND GRENADES!

HOWITZERS!

BUNNY BITS!

EVERYWHERE!

Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.

what the hell, I was on the Wikipedia page for this rhyme just today
...well, yesterday, as of an hour ago

Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.

I'm pretty sure he's already corporeal.

I, too, will bend up each corporeal agent. (exams have murdered Macbeth, and thus I shall sleep no more)

tbh guys why don't we just Gordon Ramsey and fix the Restaurant once and for all

[Zeinbrad]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

[Rupudska]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

You should probably leave Syria.

[Alleniana]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

You should probably leave Syria.

^
There's a travel warning on it.

[Lavan Tiri]

I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?

It means your mother is secretly a Muslim.