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Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:15 am

Constaniana wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Eighth OOC? Just how long is this RP going to keep going for!?

Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:09 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:21 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

I bet you say that to all the Brits.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.

Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:23 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.

Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.

Soon enough, foreign relations to your other half will collapse into war.

Guard your White House, Const. Guard your White House.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.

Soon enough, foreign relations to your other half will collapse into war.

Guard your White House, Const. Guard your White House.

Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.
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Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:32 pm

Today is the last day. The last day of the world as we know it. The last day that you will be able to hold your freedoms close to your heart.

Tomorrow the frigid winds of a turbulent Hell will sweep the countryside of every nation on this pitiful rock, freezing all life cold and striking down all who stand in the open. A mist of calm will settle before the fiery breath of God ravages the landscape to cleanse the world of all things. And life will have laid itself down to experience Death, and all things will perish. God will curl and wither, turning to dust.

So I won't be able to post until after school.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:44 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Today is the last day. The last day of the world as we know it. The last day that you will be able to hold your freedoms close to your heart.

Tomorrow the frigid winds of a turbulent Hell will sweep the countryside of every nation on this pitiful rock, freezing all life cold and striking down all who stand in the open. A mist of calm will settle before the fiery breath of God ravages the landscape to cleanse the world of all things. And life will have laid itself down to experience Death, and all things will perish. God will curl and wither, turning to dust.

So I won't be able to post until after school.

Have fun.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Condunum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:03 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Condunum wrote:So this morning started off terrifying for me, as I woke up from a nightmarish realistic dream that I was a prison inmate in a NK labor camp, specifically camp #22, the 'missing' one.

Upon waking up, I found my family and told them I loved them, and to never let me be taken away by strange Asian men offering me a one time deal for much wealth.

If there's any place the North Koreans would randomly go to buy American slaves it would be Baltimore.

I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.
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Postby Evraim » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:11 pm

Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:17 pm

Evraim wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.

Putin is a wicked Eldritch god from before time was even a concept, masquerading as a Blofeld.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:27 pm

Evraim wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.

I will neither confirm not deny this.
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:14 pm

Condunum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:If there's any place the North Koreans would randomly go to buy American slaves it would be Baltimore.

I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.

I assumed that was obvious, given that we're discussing Baltimore.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Condunum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:01 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Condunum wrote:I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.

I assumed that was obvious, given that we're discussing Baltimore.

It's actually things like the low murder rate in my area that make me happy I don't live in the city proper.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:13 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:16 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Indeed.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:21 pm

Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:23 pm

Constaniana wrote:I laughed.

:lol:

Of course, keep in mind the thousands of other kids who did end up in no good jobs and shitty lives when not working in school.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I laughed.

:lol:

Of course, keep in mind the thousands of other kids who did end up in no good jobs and shitty lives when not working in school.

Tôuchè.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:26 pm

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:27 pm

A thread I saw in the sidebar made me decide National Service exists again in the UK in EH.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.

I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.

I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.

NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Esternial » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:36 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.

NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.

I dunno, man. Some of the shit they say is rather funny.

Then I realise they're being serious.

Which makes it even more hilarious and sad at the same time, at which point I huddle in the corner whilst sobbing quietly.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:37 pm

Esternial wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.

I dunno, man. Some of the shit they say is rather funny.

Then I realise they're being serious.

Which makes it even more hilarious and sad at the same time, at which point I huddle in the corner whilst sobbing quietly.

I just take them as being funny and mostly ignore the sad part.

Which is why I'm actually starting to be more irritated by the liberals of NSG more than the conservatives nowadays.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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