Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Agritum]

Eighth OOC? Just how long is this RP going to keep going for!?

Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.

[Constaniana]

Elfen High specializes in long things.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

I bet you say that to all the Brits.

I want to marry you now, my British damsel.

He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.

Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He's a Mormon.

He cancelled his subscription to the UK.

Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.

Soon enough, foreign relations to your other half will collapse into war.

Guard your White House, Const. Guard your White House.

[Constaniana]

Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.

Soon enough, foreign relations to your other half will collapse into war.

Guard your White House, Const. Guard your White House.

Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

[Nude East Ireland]

Today is the last day. The last day of the world as we know it. The last day that you will be able to hold your freedoms close to your heart.

Tomorrow the frigid winds of a turbulent Hell will sweep the countryside of every nation on this pitiful rock, freezing all life cold and striking down all who stand in the open. A mist of calm will settle before the fiery breath of God ravages the landscape to cleanse the world of all things. And life will have laid itself down to experience Death, and all things will perish. God will curl and wither, turning to dust.

So I won't be able to post until after school.

[Constaniana]

Today is the last day. The last day of the world as we know it. The last day that you will be able to hold your freedoms close to your heart.

Tomorrow the frigid winds of a turbulent Hell will sweep the countryside of every nation on this pitiful rock, freezing all life cold and striking down all who stand in the open. A mist of calm will settle before the fiery breath of God ravages the landscape to cleanse the world of all things. And life will have laid itself down to experience Death, and all things will perish. God will curl and wither, turning to dust.

So I won't be able to post until after school.

Have fun.

[Condunum]

So this morning started off terrifying for me, as I woke up from a nightmarish realistic dream that I was a prison inmate in a NK labor camp, specifically camp #22, the 'missing' one.

Upon waking up, I found my family and told them I loved them, and to never let me be taken away by strange Asian men offering me a one time deal for much wealth.

If there's any place the North Koreans would randomly go to buy American slaves it would be Baltimore.

I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.

[Evraim]

Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.

Putin is a wicked Eldritch god from before time was even a concept, masquerading as a Blofeld.

[Constaniana]

Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.

Vladimir Putin? Is that you?

I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.

I will neither confirm not deny this.

[Constaniana]

If there's any place the North Koreans would randomly go to buy American slaves it would be Baltimore.

I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.

I assumed that was obvious, given that we're discussing Baltimore.

[Condunum]

I really, really need to leave this city.

You honestly do not understand how right you are.

I assumed that was obvious, given that we're discussing Baltimore.

It's actually things like the low murder rate in my area that make me happy I don't live in the city proper.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... mfort.html

He's a good man.

[Constaniana]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Indeed.

[Constaniana]

I laughed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I laughed.

Of course, keep in mind the thousands of other kids who did end up in no good jobs and shitty lives when not working in school.

[Constaniana]

I laughed.

Of course, keep in mind the thousands of other kids who did end up in no good jobs and shitty lives when not working in school.

Tôuchè.

[Nude East Ireland]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A thread I saw in the sidebar made me decide National Service exists again in the UK in EH.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html

He's a good man.

Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.

I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.

I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.

NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.

[Esternial]

I made an NSG thread about that call to

1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.

NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.

I dunno, man. Some of the shit they say is rather funny.

Then I realise they're being serious.

Which makes it even more hilarious and sad at the same time, at which point I huddle in the corner whilst sobbing quietly.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.

I dunno, man. Some of the shit they say is rather funny.

Then I realise they're being serious.

Which makes it even more hilarious and sad at the same time, at which point I huddle in the corner whilst sobbing quietly.

I just take them as being funny and mostly ignore the sad part.

Which is why I'm actually starting to be more irritated by the liberals of NSG more than the conservatives nowadays.