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by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:09 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:21 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:23 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:32 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Constaniana wrote:Not true. I delegate the Mormonness to my American half, along with my love of fried chicken and casual interest in American football.
Soon enough, foreign relations to your other half will collapse into war.
Guard your White House, Const. Guard your White House.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:32 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:44 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Today is the last day. The last day of the world as we know it. The last day that you will be able to hold your freedoms close to your heart.
Tomorrow the frigid winds of a turbulent Hell will sweep the countryside of every nation on this pitiful rock, freezing all life cold and striking down all who stand in the open. A mist of calm will settle before the fiery breath of God ravages the landscape to cleanse the world of all things. And life will have laid itself down to experience Death, and all things will perish. God will curl and wither, turning to dust.
So I won't be able to post until after school.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Condunum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:03 pm
Constaniana wrote:Condunum wrote:So this morning started off terrifying for me, as I woke up from a nightmarish realistic dream that I was a prison inmate in a NK labor camp, specifically camp #22, the 'missing' one.
Upon waking up, I found my family and told them I loved them, and to never let me be taken away by strange Asian men offering me a one time deal for much wealth.
If there's any place the North Koreans would randomly go to buy American slaves it would be Baltimore.
by Evraim » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:11 pm
Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:17 pm
Evraim wrote:Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.
Vladimir Putin? Is that you?
I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:27 pm
Evraim wrote:Constaniana wrote:Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to determine which body part is supposed to be my White House. Not the brain, obviously. Maybe my abs.
Vladimir Putin? Is that you?
I'm willing to let your abs into the White House. There, I said what all Americans were thinking.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:14 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Condunum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:01 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:16 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html
He's a good man.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:21 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:23 pm
Constaniana wrote:I laughed.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:25 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Constaniana wrote:I laughed.
Of course, keep in mind the thousands of other kids who did end up in no good jobs and shitty lives when not working in school.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:27 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:29 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html
He's a good man.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:32 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10269017/Pope-calls-Argentinian-rape-victim-with-words-of-comfort.html
He's a good man.
Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:33 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Just you watch - sooner or later, he's going to get his ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson and start shooting lightning with a creepy withered ape-face like Benedict.
I made an NSG thread about that call to
1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.
by Esternial » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:36 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I made an NSG thread about that call to
1. Watch the liberals sneer and say that this action was an empty gesture and means absolutely nothing and that the Pope is a psychopath and a rapist himself.
2. The conservatives start arguing rape is good and that the Catholic Church has become corrupt since the Pope is comforting someone.
NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:37 pm
Esternial wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:NSG conservatives are Colbert without the part where he's funny.
I dunno, man. Some of the shit they say is rather funny.
Then I realise they're being serious.
Which makes it even more hilarious and sad at the same time, at which point I huddle in the corner whilst sobbing quietly.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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