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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:23 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:It wasn't a bomb, it was a Turret gun stored in a compact toolbox. And I am still leaving things out for the sake of time.

Sorry. I thought it was a bomb, and there was a turret watching them nearby.

:eyebrow: You did it in one post. The delay was in clarifying information. That's normal, and expected. I'm the one who asked for clarification, so it in no way implicates your character who, once the information was clarified, accomplished his task with a snap post. *nods*
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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:24 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:That's a shame, NVE. Sorry for being so slow. :hug:

I thought it would only be a weekend thing.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:28 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:That's a shame, NVE. Sorry for being so slow. :hug:

I thought it would only be a weekend thing.


No harm done. *nods*

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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:30 pm

Urran... what nation is the car registered in, and is the license for a citizen or a foreigner?
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The BranRiech
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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:48 pm

Sorry, Swith.

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Erucia
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Postby Erucia » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:48 pm

Alright, back from a drama club meeting. A wolf cub for all of you! And @Swith: Ta for clearing that up.

Is the velociraptor on? Or is he in his evil hideaway?
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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Erucia wrote:Alright, back from a drama club meeting. A wolf cub for all of you! And @Swith: Ta for clearing that up.

Is the velociraptor on? Or is he in his evil hideaway?

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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:29 pm

Yay! New corporate policy!

"Smoking employees are reminded that they must extinguish their cigarette before stepping into non-smoking areas. Smoked is only permitted in designating smoking areas."

Where are those designated areas?

"Smoking is only permitted in Quad 3."

Quad 3 is an inner courtyard accessible only by a security key. Only lab personnel and security personnel have those keys.

"Employees are reminded that secure areas are to remain secure. Unauthorized personnel are restricted from entering secure areas."

Duh. That's why the smokers don't have keys.

So where can the smokers go? Quad 3, of course!

"Lab personnel are reminded that unauthorized personnel are not to be granted access to secure areas. Please do not use your code key to grant unauthorized personnel access."

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. So, whenever anyone wants a cigarette, they're required to only smoke in Quad 3. But, only lab workers with code keys can enter Quad 3. So, naturally, the smokers buzz us and we let them in, and who gets flack? We do. So that prompted this gem from Cer:

"Dear Facility Management,

Please identify all smoker employees and equip them with code keys to Quad 3. These employees are authorized to access this restricted area despite a lack of security level designation by virtue of the current smoking policy mandated by your department. Smokers are authorized to only smoke in Quad 3, and thus should be authorized to enter Quad 3.
"

Which gained the response: "Effective immediately, this is a non-smoking facility"

Which was replied to with: "Earnie [one of the CEOs], in regard to the new smoke-free facility policy, consider this a preamble to my resignation..."

And a half hour ago: "Effective immediately, non-clearance smokers must utilize the west end loading dock during their breaks. Lab employees who smoke will continue to use Quad 3."

It was distributed at 8:45 PM... office hours are long over. Someone rattled cages. ^5 for smoker's rights.

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Torsiedelle » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:31 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Yay! New corporate policy!

"Smoking employees are reminded that they must extinguish their cigarette before stepping into non-smoking areas. Smoked is only permitted in designating smoking areas."

Where are those designated areas?

"Smoking is only permitted in Quad 3."

Quad 3 is an inner courtyard accessible only by a security key. Only lab personnel and security personnel have those keys.

"Employees are reminded that secure areas are to remain secure. Unauthorized personnel are restricted from entering secure areas."

Duh. That's why the smokers don't have keys.

So where can the smokers go? Quad 3, of course!

"Lab personnel are reminded that unauthorized personnel are not to be granted access to secure areas. Please do not use your code key to grant unauthorized personnel access."

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. So, whenever anyone wants a cigarette, they're required to only smoke in Quad 3. But, only lab workers with code keys can enter Quad 3. So, naturally, the smokers buzz us and we let them in, and who gets flack? We do. So that prompted this gem from Cer:

"Dear Facility Management,

Please identify all smoker employees and equip them with code keys to Quad 3. These employees are authorized to access this restricted area despite a lack of security level designation by virtue of the current smoking policy mandated by your department. Smokers are authorized to only smoke in Quad 3, and thus should be authorized to enter Quad 3.
"

Which gained the response: "Effective immediately, this is a non-smoking facility"

Which was replied to with: "Earnie [one of the CEOs], in regard to the new smoke-free facility policy, consider this a preamble to my resignation..."

And a half hour ago: "Effective immediately, non-clearance smokers must utilize the west end loading dock during their breaks. Lab employees who smoke will continue to use Quad 3."

It was distributed at 8:45 PM... office hours are long over. Someone rattled cages. ^5 for smoker's rights.

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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:31 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:Urran... what nation is the car registered in, and is the license for a citizen or a foreigner?

Bump.

Torsi, it boggles the mind!
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The BranRiech
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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:32 pm

Swith, nice!

At least you guys got it changed, they still seem pretty stupid for the people in-charge.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:32 pm

The BranRiech wrote:Swith, nice!

At least you guys got it changed, they still seem pretty stupid for the people in-charge.


People in charge of large organizations are usually stupid.

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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:34 pm

NVE... viewtopic.php?p=16809051#p16809051.

Bran, they're assholes. There's a "no perfume" policy which actually does make sense, but then the cost of health insurance was high so they decided to replace the junk food in the vending machines with healthy... and more expensive... alternatives. They took away my $0.50 Snickers and replaced it was a $1.25 Smart Ones type of bar.
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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:38 pm

Yeah, my mom complains about her boss quite a bit, since her boss is indirectly our Governor (This joke). She works for the State.

Swithers: I freaking hate "Healthy alternatives", being someone in public school. I know all too well how far they'll go to screw people over out of a good snack.

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Postby Erucia » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:38 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:NVE... viewtopic.php?p=16809051#p16809051.

Bran, they're assholes. There's a "no perfume" policy which actually does make sense, but then the cost of health insurance was high so they decided to replace the junk food in the vending machines with healthy... and more expensive... alternatives. They took away my $0.50 Snickers and replaced it was a $1.25 Smart Ones type of bar.

Cheesus. That's cray-cray.

If I'm allowed to go off-topic, my school sells bags 'o snacks in vending machines for $0.75 and $1.25 for sodas/waters.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:39 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Yay! New corporate policy!

"Smoking employees are reminded that they must extinguish their cigarette before stepping into non-smoking areas. Smoked is only permitted in designating smoking areas."

Where are those designated areas?

"Smoking is only permitted in Quad 3."

Quad 3 is an inner courtyard accessible only by a security key. Only lab personnel and security personnel have those keys.

"Employees are reminded that secure areas are to remain secure. Unauthorized personnel are restricted from entering secure areas."

Duh. That's why the smokers don't have keys.

So where can the smokers go? Quad 3, of course!

"Lab personnel are reminded that unauthorized personnel are not to be granted access to secure areas. Please do not use your code key to grant unauthorized personnel access."

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. So, whenever anyone wants a cigarette, they're required to only smoke in Quad 3. But, only lab workers with code keys can enter Quad 3. So, naturally, the smokers buzz us and we let them in, and who gets flack? We do. So that prompted this gem from Cer:

"Dear Facility Management,

Please identify all smoker employees and equip them with code keys to Quad 3. These employees are authorized to access this restricted area despite a lack of security level designation by virtue of the current smoking policy mandated by your department. Smokers are authorized to only smoke in Quad 3, and thus should be authorized to enter Quad 3.
"

Which gained the response: "Effective immediately, this is a non-smoking facility"

Which was replied to with: "Earnie [one of the CEOs], in regard to the new smoke-free facility policy, consider this a preamble to my resignation..."

And a half hour ago: "Effective immediately, non-clearance smokers must utilize the west end loading dock during their breaks. Lab employees who smoke will continue to use Quad 3."

It was distributed at 8:45 PM... office hours are long over. Someone rattled cages. ^5 for smoker's rights.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:43 pm

Didn't know the door wasn't open, Bran. I'll edit.

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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:47 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:Didn't know the door wasn't open, Bran. I'll edit.

No, it's fine, I never specified. You're good.

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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Primordial Luxa » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:48 pm

Hey everyone how are things?
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Postby New Aksarben » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:49 pm

Erucia wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:NVE... viewtopic.php?p=16809051#p16809051.

Bran, they're assholes. There's a "no perfume" policy which actually does make sense, but then the cost of health insurance was high so they decided to replace the junk food in the vending machines with healthy... and more expensive... alternatives. They took away my $0.50 Snickers and replaced it was a $1.25 Smart Ones type of bar.

Cheesus. That's cray-cray.

If I'm allowed to go off-topic, my school sells bags 'o snacks in vending machines for $0.75 and $1.25 for sodas/waters.

same here. I don't bother wasting my money at school.... I haven't even really been eating lunch there, cause they really don't even have that good of food there.....and I usually only eat sandwiches, which is kind of a waste of money to get every day...*shrugs*


The school board for my school district seems really idiotic. They try to discourage kids from using electronics in school, when teaching us how to use them constructively would be much easier to do..... And you get an hour detention for being caught using anything electronic when not told you can by a teacher..... no warning, just instant punishment..... *sigh* They should be really teaching us more about how they work, instead of trying to ban them because kids are on it..... which doesn't really help....


At least its not the level of stupidity that seems to be in Congress now-a-days......


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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:51 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:Hey everyone how are things?


Multitasking OPing, RPing, FTPing...you get the idea.

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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:56 pm

Oh... no, it's much worse.

They jacked up the price of our sodas from $0.75 to $2. Two friggen dollars for a soda?! So we discovered how to get the machine to dispense two for the price of one. Ah, clever lab rats, we are indeed! So what do they do? They replace all the sodas with bottled water. No one buys bottled water. The vending machine's next to a water fountain, so we just fill our cups with cold water there.

They replaced all the chips with microwavable popcorn. We don't have a microwave on that floor.

We use these.
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and they ordered us these because they were cheaper.
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It's almost as funny as buying all of us tablets and then cancelling the contract that provided the wifi to link them.
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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:57 pm

Swith, those look like snuggies for . . . I don't even know, it's not even funny enough to make a joke about.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:58 pm

Some guy flopped a royal on me. GG WP.

And now I look like a donk for shoving against a guy with a low and a flush redraw. LMAO.
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Postby Swith Witherward » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:00 pm

The BranRiech wrote:Swith, those look like snuggies for . . . I don't even know, it's not even funny enough to make a joke about.

It's just a protective thing but it's medical. We don't do medical.


Okay, I can't post for Hans et al because I don't know what's at the end of the hall. I might go to bed soon, so I leave Hans and Minerva in Tilt's hands. Just move them with the group.

Tilt, did he do it with your consent?

Followup, too... I'm paused with Urran because he didn't see my OOC Q. I can't respond if I don't know what country is listed on the passport, or what country the car is registered to, or what country the driver's license is from. Do the papers indicate tourists, seasonal workers, immigrants, etc?
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