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What to do about the "Gay" problem?

Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:37 pm

What are your thoughts on this issue?
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Postby Satirius » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:39 pm

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Postby East Fancainia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:39 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:What are your thoughts on this issue?

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Postby The Weegies » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:40 pm

THERE IS NO PROBLEM

THERE ARE NO GAYS

NOT EVEN THE ONES I THINK ABOUT WHEN HOME ALONE

THEIR SOFT SUPPLE SKIN

THEIR ROCK-HARD ABS

THEIR AMAZINGLY CUTE BUTTS

THEY DO NOT EXIST
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Postby Minotzia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:41 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:What are your thoughts on this issue?


Nothing at the moment. Larger concerns at hand.
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Postby Cyber Utopia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:41 pm

The problem that there's a shortage of partners for Gay people you mean? Personally, I think homosexuality should be indoctrinated into children's minds at an early age. Let's face it, men and women really don't understand each other. Where would the children come from you ask? Well, IVF obviously. Let's have a world full of Gay love and IFV babies! Sounds dandy! :)
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Postby Conserative Morality » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:42 pm

We should make them CHOOSE to be straight!
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Postby Katganistan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:45 pm

People minding their own business should take care of the "gay problem" quite nicely. Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong and being overly concerned with other people's sexuality is always a problem.
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Postby Mirkana » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:47 pm

Gay people don't exist.

People like Neil Patrick Harris, John Barrowman, etc., are all figments of our imagination.
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Postby Franberry » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:47 pm

Katganistan wrote:People minding their own business should take care of the "gay problem" quite nicely. Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong and being overly concerned with other people's sexuality is always a problem.

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Postby The Weegies » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:48 pm

Mirkana wrote:Gay people don't exist.

People like Neil Patrick Harris, John Barrowman, etc., are all figments of our imagination.


DOUGIE WHOSER?
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:51 pm

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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:52 pm

I thought this was the conservative discussion zone. As in, no 'liberals' who support people having civil freedoms while controlling the economy constantly with the government.

Apparently I was mistaken :oops:
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:53 pm

Homosexuality is a virus-borne epidemic, just like zombies. Everyone knows how to deal with zombies, so there's what you can do about the "Gay" problem.
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Postby Satirius » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:57 pm

Gauthier wrote:Homosexuality is a virus-borne epidemic, just like zombies. Everyone knows how to deal with zombies, so there's what you can do about the "Gay" problem.

Aim for the head. Thankfully the 2nd Amendment hasn't been under fire by the socialist One Big Ass Mistake America dictatorship (haha pun) yet, so I'm gunna hit the range in my local Hutaree chapter.

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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:00 pm

You guys are making fun of me :(
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Postby Cyber Utopia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:01 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:You guys are making fun of me :(


(It's April Fools Day)
"You will be required to do wrong no matter where you go. It is the basic condition of life, to be required to violate your own identity."

Feazanthia wrote:Remember - every time you chuck an asteroid at a planet, Bruce Willis gets a sappy self-sacrifice scene in a shitty movie.

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Postby Minotzia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:01 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:I thought this was the conservative discussion zone. As in, no 'liberals' who support people having civil freedoms while controlling the economy constantly with the government.

Apparently I was mistaken :oops:


Incidentally I believe I'm the only conservative who posted here.
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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:02 pm

Minotzia wrote:
Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:I thought this was the conservative discussion zone. As in, no 'liberals' who support people having civil freedoms while controlling the economy constantly with the government.

Apparently I was mistaken :oops:


Incidentally I believe I'm the only conservative who posted here.


No I'm conservative too. :)

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Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:You guys are making fun of me :(


(It's April Fools Day)


I'm in USA :?
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Postby Sailsia » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:05 pm

Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:What are your thoughts on this issue?

SEVERAL YEARS OF ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY SHOULD END THE PROBLEM

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Postby Dutch-Ruled Benelux » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:06 pm

Sailsia wrote:
Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:What are your thoughts on this issue?

SEVERAL YEARS OF ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY SHOULD END THE PROBLEM

***April fools post


I agree...

wait a minute... you have an April Fool's disclaimer. And it's in all caps! Not more of this :( I thought I might be able to actually express my political views in this forum.
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Postby Niur » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:07 pm

Eat them?
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:08 pm

Sailsia wrote:
Dutch-Ruled Benelux wrote:What are your thoughts on this issue?

SEVERAL YEARS OF ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY SHOULD END THE PROBLEM

***April fools post


No no no... they'll be stimulated by the electricity!! You know what happens every time teh gheys are stimulated!!
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Postby Dimzul » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:09 pm

Lets just kill all the gays with our liberal death panels.
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Postby Unidox » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:10 pm

Cyber Utopia wrote:The problem that there's a shortage of partners for Gay people you mean? Personally, I think homosexuality should be indoctrinated into children's minds at an early age. Let's face it, men and women really don't understand each other. Where would the children come from you ask? Well, IVF obviously. Let's have a world full of Gay love and IFV babies! Sounds dandy! :)


Interesting theory, care to combine research? We could be lab partners.
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