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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:08 pm

Catsfern wrote:Of all the guns in the world why did you chose the current one to be featured on your flag.


"Cuz... they are stylish and really badass! Imagine, holdin' a submachine gun that has extended drum mags for 100 rounds, and each of those rounds is a .45 ACP with high stoppin' power, where a flock of such birdies can bring even a chargin' bear to a total halt. It's like unlseashin' a bullet hell on your enemies. Yeah! Although... there is a rumor, that marketing department gonna remove it from flag because some people say it doesn't fit well."-Local.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Nouveau Quebecois
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:13 pm

.Vive le Québec Libre.
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 = The Montreal Gazette - Feburary 1995: [...] Armed Student's Unions seizes Saint-Pacôme Municipality and Local Police armouries in day-long uprising. Agreement reached with the National Assembly provided the National Youth Vanguard is recognised as a legitimate political party. Experts predict a new era of nationalistic youth empowerment in Quebec [...] 

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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:31 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
From: Office of the Premier, Greater Montréal Region, New Québec.
Sent: December 2, XXXX.
To: Skyhooked (Undefined Address)
Regards, Anarchic Leadership of Skyhooked.

It is well-known fact that the Quebecois love their culture, language, history, and tradition, but the nation and its people also understand that it is important to not be lost in the past when the world moves ever-forward in time. Our fine-taste and love for high-society living dates back to our historic roots with the Second Empire lifestyle under Napoleon III.

This year, planned since February of the same, our annual Bal Noël De Montréal, or in English, The Montreal Winter Ball, will be hosted in our refurbished National Assembly and Town Hall of the Old Montreal Region, with grand spectacles of entertainment and beautiful architecture to truly exemplify and capture the cultural and artistic integrity of Quebec.

Attached in this letter are all resolving details.

Please do consider this our formal invitation to the Skyhookedian. Our historic festival dating back to 1534 which has previously been a strictly Francophone event will now be gifted for two months to the social-elites and representatives of Skyhooked.

We hope to have you in Montreal. We are wholly confident the beauty and magesty of our city will capture Skyhookedian acclaim.

~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

[Stamp - Church of Montreal Post] [5¢] || Approved for post by the Sûreté du Québec.


From: Shawn Bjornson, Great Khan of Skyhooked.
To: Pious Premier of New Quebec, Reverend Cedric Lesage.

We are honored and touched by your warm invitation to such an upscale and exclusive cultural event, you are holding in fine city of Montreal. I, Shawn Bjornson, shall attend this magnificent event. We belive, that by exposing ourselves to your culture, we shall gain new insights on the Grand Festival of our own, while we shall introduce you to the basics of our culture, which is deeper than meets the eye.

Therefore, we graciously accept your invitation and appreciate such an exquisite diplomatic gesture.

May Lord and Saviour bless you at this most gracious day.
- Great Khan Shawn Bjornson
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Primo Impero Italiano
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: May 09, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Primo Impero Italiano » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:39 pm

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Per Dio, l'Italia e l'Impero




Greetings, people of Skyhooked.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Italian Empire has some enquiries to make as to the history of your nation and its people, namely the contributing cultures that established your predecessor-state of Enthorea, and the religions present therein. We hope that this insight into your national history, particularly its origins, will help us understand your culture and the spirit of your nation, so as to prove relations between our peoples.

Salutations, Algiso Iannuzzi, Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:52 am

"Lemme' us tell ya' the story of aspiration, tyranny, and then retribution. For many years, since Enthorea was created by merging of five colonies, it was just another backwater pisshole with poverty and violence. It was... until the 30s came. Many artists, scientists and other intellectuals fled from Stalin's USSR, Fascist Italy, and such... They fled there, as this was a place, so backwater they wouldn't be found there. That was a start of cultural uplift. Then, World War 2 started, and many scientists fled with their knowledge from Third Reich.

This influx caused a rapid rise in culture and science, and by 50s, Enthorea became a Mecca for philosophers, artists and scientsts. Breakthroughs happened on frequent basis, many finest musical songs were written, and countless books of high quality filled the bookstores. By the 60s we almost became world benchmark at science and art, and the education system was among the best. However, all our aspirations crumbled to dust, when Vicarius Dei Edgar, that clerical fascist and his goons came to power.

Edgar came, backed up with foreign mercenaries and religious fanatics, and since we were pacifist folks, who never expected such a thing, and even almsot didn't have military, he easily forced his regime on us. This was an age of terror. Artists and sicentsts were killed on a daily basis, and their books were burned methodically, while the rest of us were oppressed by Church, Police and Corporations, who sucked our resources and attempted to indoctrinate our next generation. In 20 years, only half of population remained, and we decided, that enough is enough. We all calculated, that there are two choices, to fight and have a very slim chance to victory, or to let ourselves succumb to a slow and painful genocide. We tried a velvet revolt first, but it was gunned down, and those who survived... they wished they were dead, as they were tortured.

We decided to fight, and started a real revolution. People just took out their improvised weapons and attacked cops right on the streets, looted them for weapons and continued their violent spree. The disorders turned into a revolt and full fledged civil war. We had countless disadvantages, and like this wasn't enough, foreign fores intervened and tried to surpress the revolt. But we defeated them all. It was an extremely violent revolution, which resulted in a country almost reduced to ashes.

But the most important part, is that we have changed beyond recognition.

Because of those horrors, under that facade of constant drunkiness and hedonism there are deep scars and severe pain, that still echoes. It twisted us and turned into what we are now. Our culture was pushed back by many centuries, and this is why it may not appear upscale enough for you. We have still fully retained enhanced intelligence, our ancestors possessed, although, it became more of an instinct nature. Only toughest of us survived those years, which explains, why Skyhookers are generally tough as hell and can take harm that can kill ordinary people. Deeply in our hearts, we still harbor the fury, that led us during the revolt, and it's vestiges are that thing, that makes us fight better.

We are hedonists, mindless in the eyes of many, because more enlightened culture was obliterated by Edgar, and the self-discipline was enforced on us, so our hearts mostly reject it, in cases it's not absolutely necessary for survival or gains. And like the ancestors, we are fully accepting and even xenophile folks."-Old man Finn
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Saranidia
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Posts: 3131
Founded: Sep 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saranidia » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:52 am

What is the position of Skyhooked on the National Revolutionaries of Saranidia?-
Lieutenant Colonel Muhammad Hashemi, People’s Islamic Federal Police Cavalry
Mostly represents my views but what I think a Middle Eastern nation should do which will be sometimes different to what I think a western nation should do(because the people have different needs in different places)


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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:00 pm

"Let's just say, there are many things we agree on, and some things we disagree. For example, we are pro-LGBT, but we also don't wanna limit or restrict polygamy, we are against Saudi Arabia, but we don't exactly fully trust NATO. I mean, we have some sort of relations, but don't trust them too close. So we hope for a peaceful resolution, and will help to negotiate peace if it's necessary."
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Palmyrion
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Posts: 1876
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Palmyrion » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:27 pm

What's your opinion on Palmyrion?
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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:42 am

Palmyrion wrote:What's your opinion on Palmyrion?


"There is no history of hostilities between us, and your values and ideology seem to be pretty nice and kind. That's why, we think of you as potential friends and are open to diplomacy and trade with Palmyrion."-Official
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Zeniforza Free State
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 25, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zeniforza Free State » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:48 am

Ooh, how about sex. Are public sexual orgies legal in good ol'Skyhooked? Like in mass numbers?
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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:53 am

Zeniforza Free State wrote:Ooh, how about sex. Are public sexual orgies legal in good ol'Skyhooked? Like in mass numbers?


"Unless they obstruct traffic or cause too much inconvenience, yes. Otherwise, they might be required to move somewhere else."-Local
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Penguin Union Nation
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Posts: 968
Founded: Feb 14, 2007
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Penguin Union Nation » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:29 pm

What is your country's official position on penguins?
Which penguin(s) should be elected to the Penguin Council? VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!
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Skyhooked
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:35 pm

Penguin Union Nation wrote:What is your country's official position on penguins?


"We have several regular penguins of all kinds in our zoos, and they look pretty nice. Or perhaps you mean the sapent ones, which apparently exist, since one of them asked us this question? Well, just like any xeno, they can count on our warm reception, wanna beer? We have it! Wanna smoke weed? We grow it! Wanna fish? Fishmongers can sell ya' their finest pieces of their last catch."-Guide.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Penguin Union Nation
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Posts: 968
Founded: Feb 14, 2007
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Penguin Union Nation » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:37 pm

Skyhooked wrote:
Penguin Union Nation wrote:What is your country's official position on penguins?


"We have several regular penguins of all kinds in our zoos, and they look pretty nice. Or perhaps you mean the sapent ones, which apparently exist, since one of them asked us this question? Well, just like any xeno, they can count on our warm reception, wanna beer? We have it! Wanna smoke weed? We grow it! Wanna fish? Fishmongers can sell ya' their finest pieces of their last catch."-Guide.


Excellent.
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The Rapture Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 573
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:06 pm

"Good Evening, my friend in the underworld. I would like to know if I want to expand my trades into your territory that is acceptable and won't cost me funds?"
-Mason Mercer, President of the Clockwork Syndicate and CEO of Zash Industries.
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Skyhooked
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Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:59 am

The Rapture Republic wrote:"Good Evening, my friend in the underworld. I would like to know if I want to expand my trades into your territory that is acceptable and won't cost me funds?"
-Mason Mercer, President of the Clockwork Syndicate and CEO of Zash Industries.


"Let's just say, yes. You can, and there are no fees. And since your operations on our territory align well with our strategic interests, we can provide you with office, warehouse or whatever building you need. All you need is to comply with laws (Nothing too hard, just remember about worker's rights, some enviornment regulations, like "don't spill toxic wastes on our beaches", and aboslutely no human trafficking! We have standarts!) and pay taxes. Taxes are low, almost symbolic, but still..."-Business and marketing department.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:31 pm

"New Year gonna come soon! And of course all Skyhooked gonna be piss drunk or high as kite."
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Eclius
Minister
 
Posts: 3344
Founded: Oct 24, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Eclius » Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:13 pm

"How do Skyhookedians celebrate New Years Eve? Do they get drunk or simply have a casual dinner like most others?"

-A guy nicknamed Tourist1325 from some Eclisian Q&A site
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Satuga
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1318
Founded: Mar 27, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Satuga » Thu Jan 02, 2020 12:18 pm

What's Skyhooked's view on dictators and monarchies?
Alt-Acc: Kronotek.
Funny quotes:
Infected Mushroom wrote:I don’t like democracy. It’s messy, disorderly, unclean.

I much prefer uniforms, soldiers, clear lines of authority, order.
Tarsonis wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Can the pair of you go do it in one of the myriad American politics threads?

(Image)


So help me I will throw your tea into the harbor again

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 02, 2020 12:27 pm

Eclius wrote:"How do Skyhookedians celebrate New Years Eve? Do they get drunk or simply have a casual dinner like most others?"

-A guy nicknamed Tourist1325 from some Eclisian Q&A site


"At first, it may appear as your usual celebration with presents, family or friends. Until the booze and weed kick in... After that... Playing in casinos, shopping marathons, high speed driving, while listening to metal or pop or synthwave, brothel tours, some art appreciation, brawls, lewd jokes and songs, extreme sport attempts, shooting ranges, skinny or phat dipping, and of course various attractions and theme parks! But that ain't a limit, limit is creativity and there are so many stories to tell..."-Drunken guy, who woke up on the chandelier.

Satuga wrote:What's Skyhooked's view on dictators and monarchies?

"Dictators are usually negatively viewed, however, there are exceptions like Dmitri Rasputin of Yegla... or Yelga Islands, if they are commited to people's freedoms and rights. Monarchies? We are neutral on this, but we mostly belive, they are something for historical museums and themed parties. We use case-by-case judgement, when deal with both of types you've mentioned."-Official.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Satuga
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1318
Founded: Mar 27, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Satuga » Thu Jan 02, 2020 12:29 pm

Skyhooked wrote:"Dictators are usually negatively viewed, however, there are exceptions like Dmitri Rasputin of Yegla... or Yelga Islands, if they are commited to people's freedoms and rights. Monarchies? We are neutral on this, but we mostly belive, they are something for historical museums and themed parties. We use case-by-case judgement, when deal with both of types you've mentioned."-Official.

"I believe our nations can become very, very close friends." - Sanguel Manyana.
(Seriously though our nations are so similar it's kinda funny.)
Alt-Acc: Kronotek.
Funny quotes:
Infected Mushroom wrote:I don’t like democracy. It’s messy, disorderly, unclean.

I much prefer uniforms, soldiers, clear lines of authority, order.
Tarsonis wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Can the pair of you go do it in one of the myriad American politics threads?

(Image)


So help me I will throw your tea into the harbor again

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 02, 2020 12:37 pm

Satuga wrote:"I believe our nations can become very, very close friends." - Sanguel Manyana.
(Seriously though our nations are so similar it's kinda funny.)


"I'll take it from here... Hell, yeah, we can make friends! I am glad to see fellow men and women, who threw off the shackles of tyranny and oppression, so they could start a new and meaningful life! Those refugees, whom you don't accept, we will take in, as we always need more good men! And yes, you deserve standard ally discount on all our goods."-Shawn Bjornson
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:17 am

"Attention on deck! Know that idiot ambassador, who cannled Zelensky a "clown" right to his face? Well, after making amends (Shawn had to do that himself, because he lost a game of poker to Foreign affairs department.), Shawn has passed his judgement. Ambassador was demoted and assigned to a boring ass job with shittones of paperwork. Finding his replacement wasn't hard. A new ambassador was dispatched to Ukraine recently. Glory to Skyhooked!"
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3803
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:19 am

"This hotline still works..."
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Postby Ippolyta the Manreaper » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:45 am

"First and most pertinent question! Where's the first place to pick up alcohol from your wonderful country? Question the second! Who holds the record for competitive drinking around here? And question 2a: where do I find this individual? I've already got my glove packed!"

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper.
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From the pea-brained turdblossom that brought you Blakullar.
Created mainly for forum tomfoolery. Guard your semechki.

Based on, and told from the perspective of, this character.

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