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San
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Postby San » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm

Inventio wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

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A barber.

What's the grape one mean?

lack of oxygen
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm

Heh - good one, Dya. Thus, being so humored, exit our not-heroine, stage right.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I've dabbled in Spanish, have had a quarter of Italian in college, and 2 years of German in HS, and an fluent in nothing but English. Of course I've learned to swear in several other languages, including Vietnamese, but that hardly counts. ;)

Nonsense! The swearing is the best bit.


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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Time to start cracking sammich jokes. :twisted:


You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed

Probably because I would demand an Indy 500 themed one in about fifteen more TETs.
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Postby Inventio » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm

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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed

Probably because I would demand an Indy 500 themed one in about fifteen more TETs.


I want a Daytona 500 themed one.
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Postby Kannap » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed


Run.

And get me a beer.


Get your own damned beer. You have two legs
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Heh - good one, Dya. Thus, being so humored, exit our not-heroine, stage right.


Snagglepuss!!!!! (Props to anyone who gets the reference).
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Run.

And get me a beer.


Get your own damned beer. You have two legs


You are the runner though.
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

New haven america wrote:Gr. :evil:

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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

New Maldorainia wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Heh - good one, Dya. Thus, being so humored, exit our not-heroine, stage right.


Snagglepuss!!!!! (Props to anyone who gets the reference).


I got it.
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Postby Ionian Knights » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Run.

And get me a beer.


Get your own damned beer. You have two legs


Jim might not have legs.
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Postby New haven america » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Dyakovo wrote:So what Languages do you guys speak and what languages would you like to learn?

For me it is English and (some) Russian, and I'd like to become fluent in Russian and learn French.

I speak English, trying to learn Spanish.
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Postby Aquafireland » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Ooooooo this title is kewl!

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Postby Qazox » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Qazox wrote:Why would I be stoned by Maldo, Jim?


For referring to him as a mason.


But he admitted it.

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Postby Kannap » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:13 pm

New Maldorainia wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed


Don't see that happening.


It will when I become a mod
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Postby New Europa Union » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:14 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Run.

And get me a beer.


Get your own damned beer. You have two legs

Be polite and get the gentleman a beer.

Oh, and wear black knee socks....
And A miniskirt.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:14 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Get your own damned beer. You have two legs


Jim might not have legs.


I have legs, but sammiches and beer fetching is womans work.
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:14 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Run.

And get me a beer.


Get your own damned beer. You have two legs


As a young'un, it is your job to do what we elders say.
The Walrus God of NS (arch-nemesis to Big Jim), plus a really strange Jewish cowboy libertarian conservative (Fusionism) believe in Laissez-faire free trade capitalism. Most people call me Mal, Mald, or Maldo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki is my Big Sis Grumpy Cat. She calls me Maru.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:14 pm

Qazox wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
For referring to him as a mason.


But he admitted it.

and Nathi, excellent, Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference!


You do know what a mason is, right?
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:14 pm

Kannap wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Time to start cracking sammich jokes. :twisted:


You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed

So the next one should be titled "TET: Home of the homely runner?
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Kannap wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:
Don't see that happening.


It will when I become a mod


So, about the same odds as me winning the Powerball and paying Jim to help me become governor of Texas.
The Walrus God of NS (arch-nemesis to Big Jim), plus a really strange Jewish cowboy libertarian conservative (Fusionism) believe in Laissez-faire free trade capitalism. Most people call me Mal, Mald, or Maldo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki is my Big Sis Grumpy Cat. She calls me Maru.
Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete. ----Rod Serling, from "The Obsolete Man".

Zionist, deal with it.
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Your PERSONAL issues Score is 90%
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Qazox wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
For referring to him as a mason.


But he admitted it.

and Nathi, excellent, Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference!


It is obviously a Snagglepuss reference.
The Walrus God of NS (arch-nemesis to Big Jim), plus a really strange Jewish cowboy libertarian conservative (Fusionism) believe in Laissez-faire free trade capitalism. Most people call me Mal, Mald, or Maldo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki is my Big Sis Grumpy Cat. She calls me Maru.
Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete. ----Rod Serling, from "The Obsolete Man".

Zionist, deal with it.
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Your PERSONAL issues Score is 90%
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Postby New haven america » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
New haven america wrote:Gr. :evil:

Yar.
В чем проблема?

Me voy, y un nuevo TET comienza
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You make your own damn sammich

Also, on a separate note, I am angered the title was not niaC yraM themed

So the next one should be titled "TET: Home of the homely runner?


:rofl:

Really though, I am still waiting for "TET: where Big Jim comes to play".
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