The Eternal Thread: Are We There Yet!?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Why in gods name did you that?

I had no idea what it was.

You had innocence in the first place?

That was going to be my question. Did you have any left?

Until about a month ago, I was still a virgin, so... Yes.

I have a hard time picturing you as a virgin. O.O

[Dorlania]

I'm glad to say I have still never seen goatse.

I know what it is, haven't seen it

[Milks Empire]

I'm glad to say I have still never seen goatse.

Same with me. If I ever do, I'll never be the same again.

[Condunum]

I had no idea what it was.



Until about a month ago, I was still a virgin, so... Yes.

I have a hard time picturing you as a virgin. O.O

Really?

[Astrolinium]

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I have a hard time picturing you as a virgin. O.O

Really?

Yup.

[Condunum]

Same with me. If I ever do, I'll never be the same again.

A good rendition.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

Copy paste the chat.

[Old Erisia]

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

Just head to F7

[Individuality-ness]

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

Post the convo?

[Isointania]

I'm annoyed

[San Leggera]

Is it wrong for me to find this thread more confusing than Sheldon Cooper finds human interaction and relationships or am I just not caught up?

[Milks Empire]

A good rendition.

Someone actually submitted that as a choice for the logo. And I have to say, I like it better than what they actually picked.

[Astrolinium]

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

Copy paste the chat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Harry Potter.

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi. How are you?

Stranger: Im good, you?

You: I'm doing pretty great. So, I hear you like Harry Potter?

Stranger: Yup!!!

Stranger: MAJOR POTTERHEAD

Stranger: my life <3

You: That's cool. I'm pretty into it myself, though I have plenty of other passions.
I'm a Gryffindor. ^__^

Stranger: Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter though.

Stranger: GRYFFINDOR BUDDY YEAH.

You: **hugs Gryffindor buddy**

Stranger: Ahaha *hugs back*

Stranger: Have you read the books or are you a movie muggle?

You: I first saw the first movie because it had a train in it. I fell in love and immediately made my dad go buy me all the books that were out at the time, which was up through... PoA, I think. Read them in three weeks.

Stranger: Ahaha

Stranger: I take it you like trains.

You: Yes, I do. I proudly have the lego set of the Hogwarts Train displayed on a shelf over my bed, next to Thomas the Tank Engine.

Stranger: The first time I read the series it took me 2 days. I didn't really eat. Or move. I was the school book loner, had a lot of practice at reading.

Stranger: I WANT ONE.

Stranger: (Hogwarts Lego train)

Stranger: Where did you get it?

You: I was 8, I think, so my reading level wasn't that great.
And I would send you one if I had any of that sort of knowledge about you. ^_^

You: Oh, I got it in a Platform 9 3/4 set, I think.

You: Now I don't remember...

Stranger: Ohhhhh COOLIES!

Stranger: Whos your fav HP ship?

You: Hmm... that's a tough one. Do you want it judged on /hotness/ or on who I actually think should have ended up together?

Stranger: Any. Personally, I love ronmione.

Stranger: <3333333

You: Well, for pure hotness, I'd have to say Harry/Draco. For who should have ended up together, I'm a very Ronmione shipper.

Stranger: Ahhhh a drarry fan.

Stranger: Or bellamorte.

You: Really, it's more that I'd love to see Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton getting it on. Their actual characters aren't so compatible, in my opinion.

Stranger: I think dear minor woulda been pree cool too. I know what you mean.

Stranger: Autocorrect. drarmione.

You: Eh, I don't really go for het pairings from a hotness standpoint, me being a gay male.

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Still like drarmione though!

You: Makes more sense than Hermione/Snape.

Stranger: Haven't heard of that one! Haha so weird. Snape and lily is the only Snape ship I heard of. (snily. So sad!)

You: It was, but if they'd ended up together we wouldn't have had such a good story.

Stranger: Hmmmmm that's true I guess.

Stranger: But if lily had left James for Snape he would have protected her, and Harry might have had a fairly normal upbringing with divorced parents. If she married James at all. Then Snape would be nice, Harry's father, he'd be a fav in potions...

Stranger: Maybe.

Stranger: Yah I'm weird, ever so slightly. Just a tad.

You: Unfortunately, a happy Harry doesn't make a great story.
And weird is good.

Stranger: True. Normal is boring.

Stranger: But if we did it with voldy involved still it could still

Stranger: Be great.

Stranger: HP will be excellent no

Stranger: Matter what.

You: Also, Snape is perhaps the deepest and most well-rounded character in the series. Giving him happiness would wreck that.

Stranger: True....

Stranger: Snape is the creation of a genius.

You: Exactly. And all genius must have tragedy.

Stranger: True again...

Stranger: Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

You: Dumbledore!

Stranger: Ahaha

Stranger: Hermione Snape RON RON Ron WEASLEY hermione RON Harry potter. Harry Harry potter.

Stranger:

You:

You: I love Potter Puppet Pals.

Stranger: Voldemort voldemort ooh voldy voldemort VOLDEMORT! (ba duh duh duh dum tss!)

Stranger: Samee

You: I remember the first time I saw the first one I sat in my computer chair giggling for five minutes afterwards.

Stranger: Dan (radcliffe) likes them too. Said maybe about the cast doing a live reenactment for charity of something but it never happened

You: I saw that. I hope they do it, though I'm not sure we want to see Michael Gambon naked.

[Condunum]

Really?

Yup.

Wow...
Do I really come off that hard as a sex fiend?
Edit: Fuck. I make innuendos so often, that's now how I speak!

I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...

Spare his soul. NO. WAIT. DO IT.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Is it wrong for me to find this thread more confusing than Sheldon Cooper finds human interaction and relationships or am I just not caught up?

Nah, it's fine. It can be confusing at times and I'm a regular.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yup.

Wow...
Do I really come off that hard as a sex fiend?

Nope. You don't come off as a sex fiend. But you do come off as knowing your way around.

[Condunum]

Wow...
Do I really come off that hard as a sex fiend?

Nope. You don't come off as a sex fiend. But you do come off as knowing your way around.

Huh. Well... Surprisingly enough... I do.

[Dyakovo]

Is it wrong for me to find this thread more confusing than Sheldon Cooper finds human interaction and relationships or am I just not caught up?

Nah, it's fine. It can be confusing at times and I'm a regular.

Это - только ложь, и я отказываюсь слушать такую грязь от Вас всех людей.

[Condunum]

Nah, it's fine. It can be confusing at times and I'm a regular.

Это - только ложь, и я отказываюсь слушать такую грязь от Вас всех людей.

Но вы должны слушать!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Nope. You don't come off as a sex fiend. But you do come off as knowing your way around.

Huh. Well... Surprisingly enough... I do.

Yes, but knowing your way around and being a sex fiend are quite different. In fact, there are people who come across as sex fiends and, in reality, have a mediocre understanding of sex. You, oddly enough, don't seem that way. And by that I mean that you seem to be savvy, but not insanely sexually starved.

Do you know what I mean?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Nah, it's fine. It can be confusing at times and I'm a regular.

Это - только ложь, и я отказываюсь слушать такую грязь от Вас всех людей.

Dya, sweetie, I'm too lazy to fire up the translator. Care to explain?

[Dyakovo]

Это - только ложь, и я отказываюсь слушать такую грязь от Вас всех людей.

Но вы должны слушать!

Хорошо, так как Вы настаиваете...

*слушает грязь*

[Old Erisia]

Это - только ложь, и я отказываюсь слушать такую грязь от Вас всех людей.

Но вы должны слушать!

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[Condunum]

Huh. Well... Surprisingly enough... I do.

Yes, but knowing your way around and being a sex fiend are quite different. In fact, there are people who come across as sex fiends and, in reality, have a mediocre understanding of sex. You, oddly enough, don't seem that way. And by that I mean that you seem to be savvy, but not insanely sexually starved.

Do you know what I mean?

Educated, as if I've studied Kama Sutra, but not as if I'm actively searching for every pair of spread legs in town, yes?