I have a hard time picturing you as a virgin. O.O
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by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:19 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Dorlania » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:19 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I'm glad to say I have still never seen goatse.
by Milks Empire » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:20 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:20 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:20 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:21 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Old Erisia » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:21 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.
by Individuality-ness » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:21 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...
by Isointania » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:21 pm
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by San Leggera » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:22 pm
by Milks Empire » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:22 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:22 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Harry Potter.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi. How are you?
Stranger: Im good, you?
You: I'm doing pretty great. So, I hear you like Harry Potter?
Stranger: Yup!!!
Stranger: MAJOR POTTERHEAD
Stranger: my life <3
You: That's cool. I'm pretty into it myself, though I have plenty of other passions.
I'm a Gryffindor. ^__^
Stranger: Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter though.
Stranger: GRYFFINDOR BUDDY YEAH.
You: **hugs Gryffindor buddy**
Stranger: Ahaha *hugs back*
Stranger: Have you read the books or are you a movie muggle?
You: I first saw the first movie because it had a train in it. I fell in love and immediately made my dad go buy me all the books that were out at the time, which was up through... PoA, I think. Read them in three weeks.
Stranger: Ahaha
Stranger: I take it you like trains.
You: Yes, I do. I proudly have the lego set of the Hogwarts Train displayed on a shelf over my bed, next to Thomas the Tank Engine.
Stranger: The first time I read the series it took me 2 days. I didn't really eat. Or move. I was the school book loner, had a lot of practice at reading.
Stranger: I WANT ONE.
Stranger: (Hogwarts Lego train)
Stranger: Where did you get it?
You: I was 8, I think, so my reading level wasn't that great.
And I would send you one if I had any of that sort of knowledge about you. ^_^
You: Oh, I got it in a Platform 9 3/4 set, I think.
You: Now I don't remember...
Stranger: Ohhhhh COOLIES!
Stranger: Whos your fav HP ship?
You: Hmm... that's a tough one. Do you want it judged on /hotness/ or on who I actually think should have ended up together?
Stranger: Any. Personally, I love ronmione.
Stranger: <3333333
You: Well, for pure hotness, I'd have to say Harry/Draco. For who should have ended up together, I'm a very Ronmione shipper.
Stranger: Ahhhh a drarry fan.
Stranger: Or bellamorte.
You: Really, it's more that I'd love to see Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton getting it on. Their actual characters aren't so compatible, in my opinion.
Stranger: I think dear minor woulda been pree cool too. I know what you mean.
Stranger: Autocorrect. drarmione.
You: Eh, I don't really go for het pairings from a hotness standpoint, me being a gay male.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Still like drarmione though!
You: Makes more sense than Hermione/Snape.
Stranger: Haven't heard of that one! Haha so weird. Snape and lily is the only Snape ship I heard of. (snily. So sad!)
You: It was, but if they'd ended up together we wouldn't have had such a good story.
Stranger: Hmmmmm that's true I guess.
Stranger: But if lily had left James for Snape he would have protected her, and Harry might have had a fairly normal upbringing with divorced parents. If she married James at all. Then Snape would be nice, Harry's father, he'd be a fav in potions...
Stranger: Maybe.
Stranger: Yah I'm weird, ever so slightly. Just a tad.
You: Unfortunately, a happy Harry doesn't make a great story.
And weird is good.
Stranger: True. Normal is boring.
Stranger: But if we did it with voldy involved still it could still
Stranger: Be great.
Stranger: HP will be excellent no
Stranger: Matter what.
You: Also, Snape is perhaps the deepest and most well-rounded character in the series. Giving him happiness would wreck that.
Stranger: True....
Stranger: Snape is the creation of a genius.
You: Exactly. And all genius must have tragedy.
Stranger: True again...
Stranger: Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.
You: Dumbledore!
Stranger: Ahaha
Stranger: Hermione Snape RON RON Ron WEASLEY hermione RON Harry potter. Harry Harry potter.
Stranger:
You:
You: I love Potter Puppet Pals.
Stranger: Voldemort voldemort ooh voldy voldemort VOLDEMORT! (ba duh duh duh dum tss!)
Stranger: Samee
You: I remember the first time I saw the first one I sat in my computer chair giggling for five minutes afterwards.
Stranger: Dan (radcliffe) likes them too. Said maybe about the cast doing a live reenactment for charity of something but it never happened
You: I saw that. I hope they do it, though I'm not sure we want to see Michael Gambon naked.
by Condunum » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:22 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I should try to get this Omegle person to join NationStates...
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:23 pm
San Leggera wrote:Is it wrong for me to find this thread more confusing than Sheldon Cooper finds human interaction and relationships or am I just not caught up?
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:23 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Dyakovo » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:25 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:27 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:27 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Dyakovo » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:27 pm
by Old Erisia » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:28 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.
by Condunum » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:28 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Condunum wrote:Huh. Well... Surprisingly enough... I do.
Yes, but knowing your way around and being a sex fiend are quite different. In fact, there are people who come across as sex fiends and, in reality, have a mediocre understanding of sex. You, oddly enough, don't seem that way. And by that I mean that you seem to be savvy, but not insanely sexually starved.
Do you know what I mean?
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