Technopolis wrote:
You don't just make love to it. You give it the best time it's ever had. You look into its eyes and whisper sweet nothings. You lie next to it afterwards and kiss it on the cheek and let it know that you love it. When it wakes up, you're gone. It tries to call you but you don't pick up. It goes to visit you and you gave it a false address. You leave it wondering who you were and why you left for the rest of its life. That'd really interfere with a vehicle.
I love you... That was an amazingly weird mental image.
The Other Side