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Union of Confederate Socialist Republics
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Postby Union of Confederate Socialist Republics » Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:29 am

Slafstopia wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.


I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.


You have no idea how tempted I am to create an actual party called that.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:04 am

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Belligerent Alcoholics
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Postby Belligerent Alcoholics » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:06 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16357913#p16357913

For those who don't feel like clicking a link...
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Anollasia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:07 am

In F&NI:


Azadstan wrote:We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

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Kouralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:08 am

Anollasia wrote:In F&NI:


Azadstan wrote:We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.
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Postby Katganistan » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:19 am

Farnhamia wrote:50 points from Gryffidor for not understanding that NSG is not a blog site.


I laughed.

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Belligerent Alcoholics
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Postby Belligerent Alcoholics » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:00 am

Galloism wrote:Let's go for a walk.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:In this heat!?

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You might melt, but I've upgraded your systems. You'll reform like the bad guy terminator after the sun goes down.

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Anollasia
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:01 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Anollasia wrote:In F&NI:



Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.


Not that it's a bad thread but I meant that I found the quote funny. :p

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Farnhamia
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Postby Farnhamia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:36 pm

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Maklohi Vai
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:31 pm

Milchama wrote:
Astograth wrote:I don't know what came over me typing up that schedule - Thursday doesn't ever go after Monday. Should be OK now.


And we all thought that Rebecca Black taught us nothing...


It might help to read some of the previous discussion, but I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:01 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Kelmet wrote:Ok we get it, Both sides are fucked


You get it, but does Congress?

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All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

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Shofercia
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Postby Shofercia » Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:10 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
You get it, but does Congress?

*start trailer music*

Find out, on September 9th, in a thrilling trailer: will America go to war, over the thin red line, without knowing who crossed it? Will Congress attach pork barrel spending to the Tonkin Persian Gulf Resolutions? Will Obama be able to impress the Republicans? How will the lobbyists do?

All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

*end trailer music*

Coming soon, to a C-SPAN channel near you!


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NERVUN
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby NERVUN » Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:57 pm

Skrewalkers wrote:
NERVUN wrote:No, the NRA (That's Japan's new nuclear regulatory agency, not the American gun nuts) has concluded that quite likely the earthquake trashed Fukushima Daiichi and even without the tsunami, there would have been a meltdown in at least Reactor number 1.


Actually, the U.S. National Rifle Association did release the following statement:

"Once again, we see that the gun grabbers in Japan, whose barbaric and near total prohibition of firearms has left Japan a crime-ridden demilitarized zone of drug addicts and non-Christians, only succeeded in denying an innocent Reactor in its own nuclear power plant to be raped and killed by an earthquake. If that reactor had a simple AR-15 or even just a Mossberg 500 Pump Action Shotgun, that earthquake could have been stopped at the door, or more likely deterred completely by the fear of an armed reactor. Look closely, America: Do you want your family raped and killed by a Tsunami?"
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Regnum Dominae
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Postby Regnum Dominae » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:33 pm

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:Hippo,

You have said in the past that the sole responsibility of a business is to generate profit:



And that's exactly what this business was doing. Consumers complained, and the company responded by doing what the consumers asked of them. If they had ignored the consumers, their bottom line would have suffered, and the company would have failed to generate maximum profit for its shareholders. To ignore the demands of these consumers would have been a blatantly anti-profit move, and you know it.

Stop being so hypocritical - or, should I say, hippocritical, and stop ignoring your own principles when it suits your "EVIL AMERICA-HATING LIBERALS" narrative.

But that's just the commie's two cents.


Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.
I support peace in Israel and Palestine. The governments and people in power on all sides are an absolute disgrace, and their unwillingness to pursue peace is a disservice to the people they are meant to be serving. The status quo is not simply untenable; it is unquestionably unacceptable.

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Postby Gaveo » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:37 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:rofl:
Bruh.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:38 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Bone Fort
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bone Fort » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:41 pm

... Hippo's Finnish?
Me summed up in one sentence.

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Wisconsin9
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:42 pm

Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.
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Regnum Dominae
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Postby Regnum Dominae » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:43 pm

Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".
I support peace in Israel and Palestine. The governments and people in power on all sides are an absolute disgrace, and their unwillingness to pursue peace is a disservice to the people they are meant to be serving. The status quo is not simply untenable; it is unquestionably unacceptable.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:44 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

He's much more American than you will ever be, Regnum. ;)
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Bone Fort
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Postby Bone Fort » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:46 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.


...
Me summed up in one sentence.

I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.

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Postby Arglorand » Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:52 am

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

Fucking beautiful.
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Blekksprutia » Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:54 am

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

I laughed. Hard. And then I choked a little.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:16 am

^Glorious. However...

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ontorisa » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:18 am

Spoder wrote:Anonymous is just looking for their 15 minutes of fame. They could've made a cat video, but oh well...


Hilarious.
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