Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Union of Confederate Socialist Republics]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.

I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.

You have no idea how tempted I am to create an actual party called that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

viewtopic.php?p=16357913#p16357913

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16357913#p16357913

For those who don't feel like clicking a link...

50 points from Gryffidor for not understanding that NSG is not a blog site.

[Anollasia]

In F&NI:

We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

[Kouralia]

In F&NI:

We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.

[Katganistan]

50 points from Gryffidor for not understanding that NSG is not a blog site.

I laughed.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Let's go for a walk.

In this heat!?

Won't kill you.
You might melt, but I've upgraded your systems. You'll reform like the bad guy terminator after the sun goes down.

You used parts made in China...

So your eyes are a little different than before. Big deal.

[Anollasia]

In F&NI:

Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.

Not that it's a bad thread but I meant that I found the quote funny.

[Farnhamia]

The sun discriminates against me and turns my ass red in about 15 minutes.

If I had to look at your ass for fifteen minutes I'd want to punish you, too.

[Maklohi Vai]

I don't know what came over me typing up that schedule - Thursday doesn't ever go after Monday. Should be OK now.

And we all thought that Rebecca Black taught us nothing...

It might help to read some of the previous discussion, but I think it's pretty self-explanatory.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Ok we get it, Both sides are fucked

You get it, but does Congress?

*start trailer music*

Find out, on September 9th, in a thrilling trailer: will America go to war, over the thin red line, without knowing who crossed it? Will Congress attach pork barrel spending to the Tonkin Persian Gulf Resolutions? Will Obama be able to impress the Republicans? How will the lobbyists do?

All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

*end trailer music*

Coming soon, to a C-SPAN channel near you!

[Shofercia]

You get it, but does Congress?

*start trailer music*

Find out, on September 9th, in a thrilling trailer: will America go to war, over the thin red line, without knowing who crossed it? Will Congress attach pork barrel spending to the Tonkin Persian Gulf Resolutions? Will Obama be able to impress the Republicans? How will the lobbyists do?

All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

*end trailer music*

Coming soon, to a C-SPAN channel near you!

Thank you

[NERVUN]

No, the NRA (That's Japan's new nuclear regulatory agency, not the American gun nuts) has concluded that quite likely the earthquake trashed Fukushima Daiichi and even without the tsunami, there would have been a meltdown in at least Reactor number 1.

Actually, the U.S. National Rifle Association did release the following statement:

"Once again, we see that the gun grabbers in Japan, whose barbaric and near total prohibition of firearms has left Japan a crime-ridden demilitarized zone of drug addicts and non-Christians, only succeeded in denying an innocent Reactor in its own nuclear power plant to be raped and killed by an earthquake. If that reactor had a simple AR-15 or even just a Mossberg 500 Pump Action Shotgun, that earthquake could have been stopped at the door, or more likely deterred completely by the fear of an armed reactor. Look closely, America: Do you want your family raped and killed by a Tsunami?"

[Regnum Dominae]

Hippo,

You have said in the past that the sole responsibility of a business is to generate profit:



And that's exactly what this business was doing. Consumers complained, and the company responded by doing what the consumers asked of them. If they had ignored the consumers, their bottom line would have suffered, and the company would have failed to generate maximum profit for its shareholders. To ignore the demands of these consumers would have been a blatantly anti-profit move, and you know it.

Stop being so hypocritical - or, should I say, hippocritical, and stop ignoring your own principles when it suits your "EVIL AMERICA-HATING LIBERALS" narrative.

But that's just the commie's two cents.

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

[Gaveo]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:rofl:

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

[Bone Fort]

... Hippo's Finnish?

[Wisconsin9]

... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.

[Regnum Dominae]

... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

He's much more American than you will ever be, Regnum.

[Bone Fort]

... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.

...

[Arglorand]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

Fucking beautiful.

[Blekksprutia]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

I laughed. Hard. And then I choked a little.

[Greater Tezdrian]

^Glorious. However...

This should be a TV show. The Kaiser's Flying Rape Train.

[Ontorisa]

Anonymous is just looking for their 15 minutes of fame. They could've made a cat video, but oh well...

Hilarious.