TET marches on

[Inner Albania]

Sent off my first query letter to a literary agency after polishing my manuscript. Also sent off a resume for an office assistant position not too long ago (though applications for it close mid-May, so it'll be a while before I find out if I get the job).

Good luck on both!

_{Though, I feel now like I haven't contributed anything to society.}

[Ancientania]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

[Corporate Collective Salvation]

Good to hear you have your dog. I love dogs and respect cats, I mean I prefer dogs, but I have befriended x number of cats. I used to take my next door neighbors 4 cats to my house one at a time. I would pay attention to them and pet them, from time to time, as I posted on NS. I would give them water, go to the store and buy them cat food and tuna. I have done the same for other cats from time to time. I mean give them water, cat food and tuna.

I'm doing ok, thank you.

*points blaster at screen*
"Boring conversation anyway."

So I just spent an hour and a half combing the woods looking for my dog who was in hiding in the house the whole time.

So how’s you guys’ days going?

Hiding in plain sight, someone hire this dog as a spy

Could be worse.
A cat would follow you through the woods while you were looking for it, and have the gall to look at you like "wtf are you doing out here in the woods?" when you finally notice it padding behind you.
I just laugh when people complain about having a creepy roommate that makes them feel like an ---hole.

[Hidrandia]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Yes..

Good.. Morning..

[The Blaatschapen]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Good afternoon.

[Immoren]

Time for a long weekend

[Ethel mermania]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Good afternoon.

Good night, it's been a hell of a day.

[Corporate Collective Salvation]

Good afternoon.

Good night, it's been a hell of a day.

Sweet dreams.
*sips tarpit style coffee*
Meanwhile, Dad is visiting the farm today, and can still run circles around me at 80.

[Tiami]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Good afternoon.

Good morning!

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

My body preparing to be tired as fuck all day after sleeping peacefully for 8 hours:

[Valentine Z]

Sent off my first query letter to a literary agency after polishing my manuscript. Also sent off a resume for an office assistant position not too long ago (though applications for it close mid-May, so it'll be a while before I find out if I get the job).

Good luck, my friend! <3

My body preparing to be tired as fuck all day after sleeping peacefully for 8 hours:

I slept from 11 AM to 9 PM. Nope, I did NOT write that wrong. ^^;

I don't even have night shift or anything like that (I am still kinda looking for a job myself), but my body clock is shifted by 12 hours.

[New Eestiball]

who doesn't love accidentally getting locked out in the pouring rain

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

it's certainly a morning, although maybe not good.

[Corporate Collective Salvation]

My body preparing to be tired as fuck all day after sleeping peacefully for 8 hours:

Why I only sleep four hours.
Only half as tired through the day.
*sips more tarpit coffee*

[Deblar]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Good morning
on this day we become legendary
Everythin' we dreamed of
I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary
Detroit Red cleaned up
From the streets to the league, from an eighth to a key
But you graduate when you make it up outta the streets
From the moments of pain, look how far we done came
Haters sayin' you changed, now you doin' your thing

[Inner Albania]

Good morning!

Unless you're not in America so it isn't morning which is perfectly acceptable but at the same time I can't cater to everyone

Bad morning!

/j

[Hurdergaryp]

How come [insert terrible YouTuber here] gets a fandom, but I don't?!

Even Max Barry gets his own fandom!

The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

[Corporate Collective Salvation]

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The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

That does help, and being a mad genius does not hurt, either.

[Valentine Z]

Even Max Barry gets his own fandom!

The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

I like to purposely keep a small fandom (or just something that I share with my small circles of friends). Unwritten Rule of the internet - NEVER let your characters and things get way too popular for... reasons.

[Gaybeans]

Sent off my first query letter to a literary agency after polishing my manuscript. Also sent off a resume for an office assistant position not too long ago (though applications for it close mid-May, so it'll be a while before I find out if I get the job).

Good luck!!!

Reminds me I need to get a writing schedule set up

[Hurdergaryp]

The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

I like to purposely keep a small fandom. Unwritten Rule of the internet - NEVER let your characters and things get way too popular for... reasons.

For there are certain rules on the internet, some more prominent than others.

[Floofybit]

Strike through? That's a roof. Keeps the rain off the italics.

Ohh, whew. Gave me a heart attack there.

Whoops, I didn't mean to hurt you. You might have to cardiac arrest me for this violence.

[Ineva]

Ohh, whew. Gave me a heart attack there.

Whoops, I didn't mean to hurt you. You might have to cardiac arrest me for this violence.

I'm afraid that would all be done in vein.

[Floofybit]

Even Max Barry gets his own fandom!

The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

I didn't know it was such a chore to read our posts. Actually, now that I think about it, you're probably right.

[The Vooperian Union]

The main difference between good old Max and the younglings complaining they are unable to acquire a balanced harem fandom, is the often overlooked fact that Barry actually writes things people want to read.

I didn't know it was such a chore to read our posts. Actually, now that I think about it, you're probably right.

Yeah, good point, floofy. Maybe reading is seen as a chore?

[Hidrandia]

I didn't know it was such a chore to read our posts. Actually, now that I think about it, you're probably right.

Yeah, good point, floofy. Maybe reading is seen as a chore?

The very idea that reading is a chore is blasephemous!