TET:TET

[Pax Nerdvana]

Google Translate is hilarious.

Google Translate always tries to translate my name. It's somewhat entertaining.

Oh boy. It's also probably always telling you that it's spelled wrong too.

[Geneviev]

Google Translate always tries to translate my name. It's somewhat entertaining.

Oh boy. It's also probably always telling you that it's spelled wrong too.

Yes. Google Translate is culturally insensitive.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Oh boy. It's also probably always telling you that it's spelled wrong too.

Yes. Google Translate is culturally insensitive.

Surprisingly. Google Docs used to say my name was spelled wrong, when it wasn't.

[Geneviev]

Yes. Google Translate is culturally insensitive.

Surprisingly. Google Docs used to say my name was spelled wrong, when it wasn't.

Rude Google.

[The Holy Therns]

Cruel

Depends on where you're standing.

and unusual.

You got me there.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Surprisingly. Google Docs used to say my name was spelled wrong, when it wasn't.

Rude Google.

And creepy too, if you ask me.

[Geneviev]

Rude Google.

And creepy too, if you ask me.

So pretty much Google is Google.

[The South Falls]

And creepy too, if you ask me.

So pretty much Google is Google.

Embrace Lord Google.

[Potato]

hello I'd like to order a water with extra whipped cream

[Pax Nerdvana]

And creepy too, if you ask me.

So pretty much Google is Google.

Yeah.

So pretty much Google is Google.

Embrace Lord Google.

NEVER!

[Valentine Z]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

[The South Falls]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

I think writing the language might be the problem.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

Wait. It can be accurate?

[Geneviev]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

I wish I could understand. I'll just trust you.

How does Google Translate get Burmese and not German?

[The South Falls]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

Wait. It can be accurate?

It's fine with one translation, but more than that...

[Pax Nerdvana]

Wait. It can be accurate?

It's fine with one translation, but more than that...

And that's when it falls apart?

[The South Falls]

It's fine with one translation, but more than that...

And that's when it falls apart?

It crumbles like a weak cookie.

[Valentine Z]

Speaking about Google Translate, it is somehow amazingly accurate with Burmese. Not perfect, but I'm impressed.

I want to go home. Leave me alone. -> ငါအိမ်ပြန်ချင်တယ်။ ငါတစ်ယောက်တည်းနေပါရစေ။ Which is actually word by word dead-on!

This one?

I would kiss you, but I will not. -> ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုနမ်းပါ, ဒါပေမယ့်ငါမသွားဘူး။ This... doesn't make sense. At all.

Wait. It can be accurate?

A few translations are fine, and formal even. Ok, the use of ငါ isn't exactly polite in front of your elders, but still...

And knowing that Burmese has a crapton of slangs and street-talk... Mr. Google Translate is going to be in trouble.

I wish I could understand. I'll just trust you.

How does Google Translate get Burmese and not German?

That's one of those mysteries of life. I actually expect Eng <-> Burmese to perform extremely horribly.

EDIT: Fun fact - the second Burmese phrase translated back to "I will kiss ALL of you, but I will not go."

[Pax Nerdvana]

And that's when it falls apart?

It crumbles like a weak cookie.

I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Wait. It can be accurate?

A few translations are fine, and formal even. Ok, the use of ငါ isn't exactly polite in front of your elders, but still...

And knowing that Burmese has a crapton of slangs and street-talk... Mr. Google Translate is going to be in trouble.

I wish I could understand. I'll just trust you.

How does Google Translate get Burmese and not German?

That's one of those mysteries of life. I actually expect Eng <-> Burmese to perform extremely horribly.

It probably will.

[Pax Nerdvana]

And creepy too, if you ask me.

It knows all your search history.

Exactly. It also tracks your location.

[Geneviev]

I wish I could understand. I'll just trust you.

How does Google Translate get Burmese and not German?

That's one of those mysteries of life. I actually expect Eng <-> Burmese to perform extremely horribly.

EDIT: Fun fact - the second Burmese phrase translated back to "I will kiss ALL of you, but I will not go."

I tried to translate something about myself into English from German and it sounded like a summary of a horror movie. It was very entertaining.

That is something I will find the opportunity to say sometime.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Exactly. It also tracks your location.

I'm pretty sure 100% of aspiring politicians are screwed.

Quite possibly.

[Potato]

did yall know the solution to cancer is pepto bismal

[Valentine Z]

Oooh, one more, one more! Before I hit the hay.

English: I am Valentine. Hello, TET!

Burmese (Translated): ငါချစ်သူများနေ့ဖြစ်၏။ Tet မင်္ဂလာပါ!

Translated back: I am Valentine's Day. TET hello!

did yall know the solution to cancer is pepto bismal

I think that was when you have an alien inside of you.
"Water, my ass!"

[Gallade]

did yall know the solution to cancer is pepto bismal

I know crops require fertiliser, but do you really want to commit so thoroughly to the shitposting trope?