Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Deblar]

Damn. There should be a thread DEDICATED to discussing Reptiles. I would probably be among the soul posters, tho.

I thought that was what the American Politics thread was for.

[Tabako]

Thank you Quebachr, for... *reads more closely* raiding Brebina? Damn, give the man a second commend

By Rosartemis

[Ostalgieland]

More based Cal

I just stumbled onto this thread and I gotta fucking say

You really didn't have to "fucking say."

[Almighty Biden]

I wasn't aware a State governor could just stop a federal agency from doing its job with the national guard.

Yes, this was established in the landmark South Carolina v. Fort Sumter case.

[Juristonia]

Android is better.

It dreams about electronic versions of me.

[Luziyca]

Sauce.

Farfour being beaten to death on screen wasn't for propaganda reasons. Gaza had been threatened by a far more vicious and merciless opponent than the IDF. Disney lawyers.

Context: Fahran mentioned "martyred Mickey Mouse" in a post where they mentioned that "one of the benefits(?) of existential ethnic conflicts is that, while they almost always have propaganda, they can be pretty easily bolstered by the enemy doing unspeakable things to people of your ethnic group or religion on a routine basis," someone asked if it was real, Fahran confirmed it was, they doubted it, Fahran provided a source for it, and the rest, as we say, is history.

[Deblar]

The wife isn't actually that important in my experience,

What experience?

[Juansonia]

Don't you dare make this comparison. There is a very fine line between what you consider oppression and what the Nazi's did.

You're right, comparing the government you support to the Nazis was unfair...

Do you know of any Nazis I can apologize to?

[Kashimura]

After a cursory search of the thread, I didn’t find this gem which lives rent free in my head.

I don't know a single blind person who enjoyed watching Charlie Cox play Daredevil.

[Urine Town]

Thank god that real Slava Z Rossija patriots are in charge to defend the based trad orthodox Rus' from the liberal evil demonic satanist gay VVest....

[Zantalio]

I’m not sure if it’s forum posts but…
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=26303058

[Urine Town]

I’m not sure if it’s forum posts but…
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=26303058

I’m 104% sure that’s Reppy

[Katganistan]

I’m not sure if it’s forum posts but…
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=26303058

I’m 104% sure that’s Reppy

I admit I laughed.

[Experina]

I’m 104% sure that’s Reppy

I admit I laughed.

Who's reppy, did he indeed make that?
Sounds like a funny mod.

[Katganistan]

I admit I laughed.

Who's reppy, did he indeed make that?
Sounds like a funny mod.

Reppy would be Reploid Productions. I didn't look, it's just funny as hell, but it sounds like their humor.

[Almighty Biden]

We have a public process for reporting mods who eat kittens

[Sherpus]

I officially endorse apples for the Senate seat in Penn.

No response.

[Trump Almighty]

Here’s one for Katganistan (shame I can’t quote it properly)

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=544815&p=41258235#p41258235

Probably for IGNORING THE RULES OF THE SITE DESPITE NUMEROUS REMINDERS OF THEM.

[Reploid Productions]

I’m not sure if it’s forum posts but…
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=26303058

I’m 104% sure that’s Reppy

That was totally one of mine.

[Experina]

I do remember one in corrupt a wish 8. It went like this

Member
I wish to be the last person to post in this thread

Moderator
Granted.. the thread is now locked

This is a funny one actually, considering the mod did actually lock the thread because it was around the 500 posts mark.

[Almighty Biden]

viewtopic.php?p=41273398#p41273398

by The Black Forrest » Tue Jan 23, 2024 1:51 pm

When it comes to having a flu or the cold? Sure.

When it comes to mental illness? Serious medical issues? Nope. Always talk to a professional.

If you want to drive yourself crazy? Look at webmd. Input your issues and find how many cancers you have.

adding this from a thread "Are democrats raceist" [sic]:

I'm sure Democrats view the Daytona 500 and the Rolex 24 as equals. There's no need to discriminate on the basis of race, all motorsports are great.

I'm inclined to agree. NASCAR to F1, I've yet to see a Democrat overtly favor one motorsport over another.

[Almighty Biden]

Christianity isn't Communist. Communism isn't Christianity. Communism is about economy in industrial societies: Christianity is about souls and afterworlds.
Of course, being two Western currents of thought, they influenced each other to a point.

Naturally. The section on the 'Reproduction and Circulation of the Aggregate Social Capital' in volume 2 of Das Kapital was obviously a critical influence on the author of Mark's Gospel, while volume 1's discussion of how the class struggle is rooted in the capitalist social relations of production is central to Paul's Epistle to the Galatians.

This was all made possible because of the little-known episode involving James the Son of Zebedee and a 1960s British blue police box, as related in the apocryphal Gospel of the Nazoreans.

this is why Arch is the best

[Luziyca]

The user in question seems to have tripped and fallen on his knife seventy-eight times. Oops.

Context: someone reported a Nazi in the Security Council.

[Juansonia]

We've spent our entire lives being solid, who knows what our vapour era will bring.

Many youngsters today are already in their vaper era. It's overrated.

[Bradfordville]

This coming from someone who called Jefferson and the founding fathers racists and sexist for not abolishing slavery or giving woman full rights.

I'm just gonna leave this here. It's deeply ironic, although I'm not sure that the poster in question was going for irony.