Why was six afraid of seven? Because Ten Eleven Twelve

[United States of Conner]

I was thrown off by this title.

New TET. Cool.

[The Serbian Empire]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

[The Holy Therns]

The day I know I'm hungry without other people having to inform me will be a good day.

[Outer Sparta]

Nice title. Nice title.

[Second Blazing]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

Because for some reason they make yoga pants in sizes that you know have never and will never exercise.

[The Serbian Empire]

The day I know I'm hungry without other people having to inform me will be a good day.

Yeah, it would be a good day. Also, it's a T H E R N S Y!

[Val Halla]

The day I know I'm hungry without other people having to inform me will be a good day.

Yeah, it would be a good day. Also, it's a T H E R N S Y!

*Dances with pom poms*

[Dumb Ideologies]

Yeah, it would be a good day. Also, it's a T H E R N S Y!

*Dances with pom poms*

M-m-moe!

[Auremena]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

Because for some reason they make yoga pants in sizes that you know have never and will never exercise.

I was going to say they're comfy af.
But you bring up the advantages of an elastic waistband.

[Second Blazing]

Because for some reason they make yoga pants in sizes that you know have never and will never exercise.

I was going to say they're comfy af.
But you bring up the advantages of an elastic waistband.

For when you think your ass says yoga but it really screams KFC.

[Ethel mermania]

I was going to say they're comfy af.
But you bring up the advantages of an elastic waistband.

For when you think your ass says yoga but it really screams KFC.

Mmmm. Biscuits

[Val Halla]

*Dances with pom poms*

M-m-moe!

Am I good at this!?!

[The Serbian Empire]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

Because for some reason they make yoga pants in sizes that you know have never and will never exercise.

True, and worse yet... it's a blight to both lesbian and straight man alike. Nothing like seeing someone who makes me look lithe (I am not) in yoga pants to make me wish that they had never been made.

Because for some reason they make yoga pants in sizes that you know have never and will never exercise.

I was going to say they're comfy af.
But you bring up the advantages of an elastic waistband.

They sure are comfy. I do have a pair of leggings. Still seem to be a nylon addict instead.

Yeah, it would be a good day. Also, it's a T H E R N S Y!

*Dances with pom poms*

Even more moe...

[The Serbian Empire]

I was going to say they're comfy af.
But you bring up the advantages of an elastic waistband.

For when you think your ass says yoga but it really screams KFC.

Then there's the fat guys with the shirt that says UFC, but the gut screams KFC. Almost as bad as the Nina example.

[Hladgos]

Adult issues:

"Hey Hlad, wanna go home early?" Boss says.
A crowd of lazy-ass people gather around, eager to hear my reply, because if I stay, then all of them get to go home because I can work as hard as all of them combined. They all give me the 'I'm tired and want to go home to play videogames and get drunk so pls stay' look. I think the 'well I could always use an extra couple bucks with the overtime pay' shpiel.
"Yeah, I guess I can stay to do cuts." Hlad replies.
Laze-bots are already out the door and Steve keeps me 'till 1:15 instead of 12:15. Thanks Steve, I didn't like sleep anyway. I hope your wife gets a massive strapon after she has her baby and rams it right up yours.

[The Serbian Empire]

Adult issues:

"Hey Hlad, wanna go home early?" Boss says.
A crowd of lazy-ass people gather around, eager to hear my reply, because if I stay, then all of them get to go home because I can work as hard as all of them combined. They all give me the 'I'm tired and want to go home to play videogames and get drunk so pls stay' look. I think the 'well I could always use an extra couple bucks with the overtime pay' shpiel.
"Yeah, I guess I can stay to do cuts." Hlad replies.
Laze-bots are already out the door and Steve keeps me 'till 1:15 instead of 12:15. Thanks Steve, I didn't like sleep anyway. I hope your wife gets a massive strapon after she has her baby and rams it right up yours.

Why are Steves either the nicest person you'll meet or complete douchecanoes?

[Hladgos]

Adult issues:

"Hey Hlad, wanna go home early?" Boss says.
A crowd of lazy-ass people gather around, eager to hear my reply, because if I stay, then all of them get to go home because I can work as hard as all of them combined. They all give me the 'I'm tired and want to go home to play videogames and get drunk so pls stay' look. I think the 'well I could always use an extra couple bucks with the overtime pay' shpiel.
"Yeah, I guess I can stay to do cuts." Hlad replies.
Laze-bots are already out the door and Steve keeps me 'till 1:15 instead of 12:15. Thanks Steve, I didn't like sleep anyway. I hope your wife gets a massive strapon after she has her baby and rams it right up yours.

Why are Steves either the nicest person you'll meet or complete douchecanoes?

Thing is, he is a nice guy, he just assumes that if you're a hard worker you must enjoy working lots. I do a lot of volunteering for other people and coming in early and taking multiple trailers, so he knows I can do the work.

[The Serbian Empire]

Why are Steves either the nicest person you'll meet or complete douchecanoes?

Thing is, he is a nice guy, he just assumes that if you're a hard worker you must enjoy working lots. I do a lot of volunteering for other people and coming in early and taking multiple trailers, so he knows I can do the work.

If I assume, I'll make an ass out of you and me! That's the problem with assuming.

[Valyrian Freeholds]

I thought this was a counting thread, then I realised it was a trap Blaat set up to get us all in the TET again.

Don't forget, you're here forever

[Dyakovo]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

To keep her legs warm.

[Jute]

Poor Jute.

Its all his own fault, really...

What did I do?

Oh god, I've gotten in the middle of a conversation with radical feminists on Twitter. This can only end well.

Is ignoring an option?

[The Serbian Empire]

I thought this was a counting thread, then I realised it was a trap Blaat set up to get us all in the TET again.

Don't forget, you're here forever

Jack Blaat can eat no fat, and his shepherd can eat no lean.

[The Serbian Empire]

Nina had 18 Snickers
She ate 4 of them
She trades 8 of them for 10 Mars bars
She sells 6 to buy 3 Big Macs
Why is she wearing leggings?

To keep her legs warm.

Then what's the purpose of all those Big Macs and Mars bars?

[Hladgos]

Thing is, he is a nice guy, he just assumes that if you're a hard worker you must enjoy working lots. I do a lot of volunteering for other people and coming in early and taking multiple trailers, so he knows I can do the work.

If I assume, I'll make an ass out of you and me! That's the problem with assuming.

I don't mind ass though, just depends on what type I guess!

[Valyrian Freeholds]

To keep her legs warm.

Then what's the purpose of all those Big Macs and Mars bars?

To keep her self warm when Fimbulwinter comes, the fat is useful.