TET: Ermagerd Bleertscherpen

[Coffee Cakes]

I hope it was as good as my laugh on Sunday.
I overheard someone at church say gay folks don't go to church, and in my head I'm like "um... hi, I don't exist?"

Gee, I belong to a religion ignorant jackasses. I'm glad they don't speak for everyone.

Hey CC on a scale of Mr. Krabs to Davy Jones in Pirates of the Carribean how hearty was the laugh?

Davy Jones, easily.

Also, my church is more conservative.
The Congregational church in the center of town has some gay folks, but the Catholic parish up the street is where almost every gay guy in Attleboro goes to church.

[Kannap]

There shall be livermush on every breakfast table and What-a-Burgers on every corner

Krispy kremes™ EVERYWHERE

Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes

[Kannap]

There shall be livermush on every breakfast table and What-a-Burgers on every corner

What in the world is What-a-Burger?

You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

[Coffee Cakes]

Own it, babe. Rub it in their faces.

Half of my sig quotes involve me as a foodstuff. X3

One of my best school friends is a Methodist. She's wicked nice, and cute, too.

I did some volunteer work there a few years ago.

But are you delicious?

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

[Coffee Cakes]

so miserable outside, but I got my bedroom cleaned at least, and visited Gram. Victory. \o/

I still need to do that

You should.

[Jute]

Now he's Methodist?

I dunno. Today I found out over half the UK population is Christian. 43% Protestant alone.

Of course, the UK even has a state religion with the queen at the top, the Anglican church, founded by Henry VIII so that he could get an divorce.

[Coffee Cakes]

Krispy kremes™ EVERYWHERE

Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes

Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...

[Ava Ire]

What in the world is What-a-Burger?

You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

Hush now, ye olde heathen!

[Val Halla]

Half of my sig quotes involve me as a foodstuff. X3


I did some volunteer work there a few years ago.

But are you delicious?

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

[Kannap]

You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

Hush now, ye olde heathen!

You're the heathen here, you pot bellied Yankee

[Kannap]

Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes

Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...

You heathen. No Dunkin Donuts products will be allowed to survive

[Val Halla]

I dunno. Today I found out over half the UK population is Christian. 43% Protestant alone.

Of course, the UK even has a state religion with the queen at the top, the Anglican church, founded by Henry VIII so that he could get an divorce.

Who would have seen that coming? One of the most gluttonous leaders in history legalising divorce. Which is a very important freedom

[Esternial]

The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

[Ava Ire]

Hush now, ye olde heathen!

You're the heathen here, you pot bellied Yankee

How dare you?! I shall send you north of the beloved Mason-Dixon Line post haste as punishment!

[Coffee Cakes]

But are you delicious?

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do.
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

[Val Halla]

The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

[Dyakovo]

Oh joy... I come back from debating with NeoCons to see people bragging about their crappy state...

[Coffee Cakes]

Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...

You heathen. No Dunkin Donuts products will be allowed to survive

Heathen? D:
But we agree on Chase Elliott. D:

[Barboneia]

The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

One of the best things to come out of Finland and now it's dead.

[Val Halla]

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do.
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

It's unfortunate, really. I find it especially annoying when they guilt trip you. "Oh, you cause the suffering in this world". I was genuinely told that once.

[Xanama]

But are you delicious?

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

Very delicious c:

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I couldn't help it. I had to laugh at the guy.

I hope it was as good as my laugh on Sunday.
I overheard someone at church say gay folks don't go to church, and in my head I'm like "um... hi, I don't exist?"

It's obvious I'm a figment of their imagination

[Dyakovo]

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do.
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

Any attempt at converting someone who has not sought it out is annoying.

[Ava Ire]

Oh joy... I come back from debating with NeoCons to see people bragging about their crappy state...

Spare me the haterade...

[Xanama]

The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

Oh. Holy shit who remembers BlackBerry?