Wanted: TET or alive

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Her fear tastes delicious.

Tastes like passionfruit.
*nods*

Nah, that's your fear. Hers tastes like cotton candy.

[Idzequitch]

I think you know which one is easier to get.....

No, I really don't, but that's because I'm judging from my own situation. But whichever's easier, yes, get it.

Well, look at it from the perspective of a shy, single college student.
Plus, personally, I'm not the type to go around fucking everyone I see, so yeah. The bath is a lot more convenient.

[Hladgos]

Anyone here as good as me at giving massages?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No, I really don't, but that's because I'm judging from my own situation. But whichever's easier, yes, get it.

Well, look at it from the perspective of a shy, single college student.
Plus, personally, I'm not the type to go around fucking everyone I see, so yeah. The bath is a lot more convenient.

Then you and your tub shall have an intimate moment and you're going to enjoy it, damn it!

[Dumb Ideologies]

Anyone here as good as me at giving massages?

Repeated punchings can have a massaging effect, maybe?

[Idzequitch]

Well, look at it from the perspective of a shy, single college student.
Plus, personally, I'm not the type to go around fucking everyone I see, so yeah. The bath is a lot more convenient.

Then you and your tub shall have an intimate moment and you're going to enjoy it, damn it!

Ma'am, yes ma'am!

This is the first time I've been ordered to take a bath in probably 15 years. It's an odd sensation when you're not a young kid

[Hladgos]

Anyone here as good as me at giving massages?

Repeated punchings can have a massaging effect, maybe?

I know you have this thing for punching people who are in pain, but you'll have to let it slide this time.

[Edgy Opinions]

Acerola has a ton of vitamin C, IIRC. Do you like guanabana (breadfruit)?

Yes, a cup of juice of it is equivalent to 20-30 oranges IIRC. Not that I need it because I really like bell peppers and fucking love broccolini (these aren't always available though, as our local supermarket only gives us trash).

I've never ever ever ever ever ate breadfruit, "fruta-pão". I remind jackfruits from my childhood, though... They had an absurdly exotic smell and taste. Like something from a distant island country in Southeast Asia.

Have you checked about transgender/agender groups in your area? Incidentally, do you identify as trans?, because I can't remember.

I'd likely feel much, much like this: viewtopic.php?p=23735382#p23735382 (the post that made me think of having you as a relative, btw)

Except to a worse degree because I'd meet as many transsexual/travesti "nationalists" who have absurd attitudes toward non-binary folk as I meet radfems or social justice people who take me as an aggressive, entitled bloke (or demi-bloke at best) in internet groups. I'm also fat, autistic, don't self-groom a lot (much less femme-wise), and I dunno if these would be safe spaces... I'd be most likely very out of place.

Yes, as trans, transgender, genderqueer, non-binary, neutrois, genderfluid, and neutroisflux panflux (but not as pangender; I might tune to everyone else's gender, but none of these many genders is truly mine).

I might be starting to identify as agender, and/or might also start to identify again as demiboy. I also might not.

BTW I need to update Facebook with this (we were finally allowed transgender options in Portuguese).

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Then you and your tub shall have an intimate moment and you're going to enjoy it, damn it!

Ma'am, yes ma'am!

This is the first time I've been ordered to take a bath in probably 15 years. It's an odd sensation when you're not a young kid

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

[Dumb Ideologies]

Repeated punchings can have a massaging effect, maybe?

I know you have this thing for punching people who are in pain, but you'll have to let it slide this time.

You're too too mean ;_;

[Dyakovo]

Anyone here as good as me at giving massages?

Having no evidence that you're any good at giving massages, I'm going to go with: yes, everyone is.

[Hladgos]

No, I really don't, but that's because I'm judging from my own situation. But whichever's easier, yes, get it.

Well, look at it from the perspective of a shy, single college student.
Plus, personally, I'm not the type to go around fucking everyone I see, so yeah. The bath is a lot more convenient.

I'm a shy college student! And not a year and a half ago I wasn't that type either, but look at me now! *atop a pile of bitches*

[Idzequitch]

Ma'am, yes ma'am!

This is the first time I've been ordered to take a bath in probably 15 years. It's an odd sensation when you're not a young kid

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

Why is this necessary? I'm halfway respectably clean!!! I swear it!!!!

[Dyakovo]

Repeated punchings can have a massaging effect, maybe?

I know you have this thing for punching people who are in pain.

It's one of her more endearing traits.

[Hladgos]

Ma'am, yes ma'am!

This is the first time I've been ordered to take a bath in probably 15 years. It's an odd sensation when you're not a young kid

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

Tell him what to do Nana! I wanna see if he's a good little slave!

I know you have this thing for punching people who are in pain, but you'll have to let it slide this time.

You're too too mean ;_;

I'm as mean as MLK, aggressive as Ghandi, and violent as the Dali Lama!

[Idzequitch]

Well, look at it from the perspective of a shy, single college student.
Plus, personally, I'm not the type to go around fucking everyone I see, so yeah. The bath is a lot more convenient.

I'm a shy college student! And not a year and a half ago I wasn't that type either, but look at me now! *atop a pile of bitches*

You don't come across as shy over the internet

[Hladgos]

Anyone here as good as me at giving massages?

Having no evidence that you're any good at giving massages, I'm going to go with: yes, everyone is.

I know what you're suggesting, and no, I'm not giving YOU a massage unless I get paid.

[Idzequitch]

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

Tell him what to do Nana! I wanna see if he's a good little slave!

Glad to see you're a fan of human rights

[Dumb Ideologies]

I know you have this thing for punching people who are in pain.

It's one of her more endearing traits.

Opinion noted. I'm here to please

[Hladgos]

I'm a shy college student! And not a year and a half ago I wasn't that type either, but look at me now! *atop a pile of bitches*

You don't come across as shy over the internet

The internet allows me to have time to think about what to say, and I don't have to look at anyone. I'm only shy around people I don't know anyway. If I'm with a friend or two then I'm just as crazy as I am here. :3

[Hladgos]

Tell him what to do Nana! I wanna see if he's a good little slave!

Glad to see you're a fan of human rights

Human rights apply unless I'm in the mood to dominate. ;p

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Acerola has a ton of vitamin C, IIRC. Do you like guanabana (breadfruit)?

Yes, a cup of juice of it is equivalent to 20-30 oranges IIRC. Not that I need it because I really like bell peppers and fucking love broccolini (these aren't always available though, as our local supermarket only gives us trash).

I've never ever ever ever ever ate breadfruit, "fruta-pão". I remind jackfruits from my childhood, though... They had an absurdly exotic smell and taste. Like something from a distant island country in Southeast Asia.

Have you checked about transgender/agender groups in your area? Incidentally, do you identify as trans?, because I can't remember.

I'd likely feel much, much like this: viewtopic.php?p=23735382#p23735382 (the post that made me think of having you as a relative, btw)

Except to a worse degree because I'd meet as many transsexual/travesti "nationalists" who have absurd attitudes toward non-binary folk as I meet radfems or social justice people who take me as an aggressive, entitled bloke (or demi-bloke at best) in internet groups. I'm also fat, autistic, don't self-groom a lot (much less femme-wise), and I dunno if these would be safe spaces... I'd be most likely very out of place.

Yes, as trans, transgender, genderqueer, non-binary, neutrois, genderfluid, and neutroisflux panflux (but not as pangender; I might tune to everyone else's gender, but none of these many genders is truly mine).

I might be starting to identify as agender, and/or might also start to identify again as demiboy. I also might not.

BTW I need to update Facebook with this (we were finally allowed transgender options in Portuguese).

If I may say this, yours has been quite the search into acceptance. And for what I can gather from that post, you're still coming to terms with many things. What I don't get is why that made you think of me, but that's ultimately irrelevant. I just hope you come to accept your self, completely.

Often, I wonder how lost transgender people feel, because regardless of knowing that gender you want to be, identify with, are inside, you still have to walk a path (shorter for some, longer for others) from where you start to where you want to get to regarding your gender. And that path must be more confusing than it is for say, me, who identify as cisgender. I say fuck it with gender roles, but my sexual and gender identity align. I do go through confusing phases, but I wager it's nothing like you do.

[Toddlrsta]

It's one of her more endearing traits.

Opinion noted. I'm here to please

Save me from the Nana sissy o.o. She's scary. She tastes my fear.

[Idzequitch]

You don't come across as shy over the internet

The internet allows me to have time to think about what to say, and I don't have to look at anyone. I'm only shy around people I don't know anyway. If I'm with a friend or two then I'm just as crazy as I am here. :3

I can relate with that. I can be myself with my friends (which still isn't too crazy, but not as tame as I normally come across either). Big crowds of people make me feel bleh, though.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

Why is this necessary? I'm halfway respectably clean!!! I swear it!!!!

Because you have to make up for not having the other thing. Looooove that tub, damn you!

Oh my, no, I am not ordering you. But when you do, you're going to loooove it. \o/

Tell him what to do Nana! I wanna see if he's a good little slave!

Want me to press my stiletto boots against his unprotected skin until he squeals?