Obama The Communist? May Be More Marxist Than American!

[Zaras]

He's not.

Why not? Spinach is healthy and delicious.

My shite is more delicious than spinach ever will be.

[Oneracon]

Everyone knows that cancer is God's way of telling you to get a job.

It's true.

And dying in childbirth is because God hates women for that whole apple thing.

[Evraim]

Everyone knows that cancer is God's way of telling you to get a job.

What's ebola then?

[Oneracon]

Everyone knows that cancer is God's way of telling you to get a job.

What's ebola then?

God rage-quitting.

[Laerod]

Everyone knows that cancer is God's way of telling you to get a job.

What's ebola then?

An ethnic dance?

[Zaras]

Everyone knows that cancer is God's way of telling you to get a job.

What's ebola then?

Dessert?

[Sdaeriji]

I thought it was the opposite, that he was replacing all junk food with spinach.

He's not.

No, I'm pretty sure that Obama forced Nabisco to make the new Oreo entirely out of spinach. I read it on the Internet.

[Evraim]

What's ebola then?

God rage-quitting.

I see.

Why not? Spinach is healthy and delicious.

My shite is more delicious than spinach ever will be.

Do you have empirical evidence demonstrating the validity of this assertion, monsieur?

[Oneracon]

He's not.

No, I'm pretty sure that Obama forced Nabisco to make the new Oreo entirely out of spinach. I read it on the Internet.

And it will be coloured with food additives to turn children gay.

[Laerod]

He's not.

No, I'm pretty sure that Obama forced Nabisco to make the new Oreo entirely out of spinach. I read it on the Internet.

And now I did too! =O

[Zaras]

Do you have empirical evidence demonstrating the validity of this assertion, monsieur?

I've tasted spinach. It's terrible.

[Evraim]

No, I'm pretty sure that Obama forced Nabisco to make the new Oreo entirely out of spinach. I read it on the Internet.

And it will be coloured with food additives to turn children gay.

Rainbow spinach cookies?

That's so deliciously evil!

[Sdaeriji]

Do you have empirical evidence demonstrating the validity of this assertion, monsieur?

I've tasted spinach. It's terrible.

You understand the logical conclusion to this line of argument is that you've also tasted your own shit?

[Oneracon]

I've tasted spinach. It's terrible.

You understand the logical conclusion to this line of argument is that you've also tasted your own shit?

Hey, what someone does in the privacy of their own home is nobody's business

[Dyakovo]

I've tasted spinach. It's terrible.

You understand the logical conclusion to this line of argument is that you've also tasted your own shit?

And preferred it to spinach...

[Wikkiwallana]

Ahh, it's that time of year again...

Is it ever not that time of year?

[Computer Land]

You made the claims; you back 'em up. I expect to see sources for all of them. Reliable ones.

[Europe and Asia]

Barack Obama is an anti-semite, anti-white, black supremacist and a friend of the black hitler Louis Farrakhan.

Um, there's no proof he hates Jews, at all. Not even a little. Also, the man is half white, so making him anti white would be hypocritical. Also, the term Black Hitler makes no sense. Hitler did not like blacks, so him being black is also hypocritical, among other things.

[Oneracon]

Barack Obama is an anti-semite, anti-white, black supremacist and a friend of the black hitler Louis Farrakhan.

Um, there's no proof he hates Jews, at all. Not even a little. Also, the man is half white, so making him anti white would be hypocritical. Also, the term Black Hitler makes no sense. Hitler did not like blacks, so him being black is also hypocritical, among other things.

But, they need to find some excuse for not liking having one of "those people" in the White House.

[Khadgar]

And it will be coloured with food additives to turn children gay.

Rainbow spinach cookies?

That's so deliciously evil!

Spinach cookies, that could be good, assuming they were savory rather than sweet.

[Wikkiwallana]

Every group of people, needs to celebrate their own ethnicity, religion, language and culture, in their own nation,

Screw that. Nothing dispels stereotypes like actually getting to meet and live with the people you fear. And then there's all the scientific advances we'd miss because the geniuses happen to be different nationalities and so all work separately many thousands of miles apart instead of working together in one place. Then there's the loss to culture because no one can experience anything but one way of making music, one way of celebrating, and one type of food their whole lives. I think I'll take the rich life full of friends, knowledge, and happiness over the drab paranoid one huddling away against the scary outsiders.

[Tmutarakhan]

Barack Obama is an anti-semite, anti-white, black supremacist and a friend of the black hitler Louis Farrakhan.

Um, there's no proof he hates Jews, at all. Not even a little.

[Evraim]

Um, there's no proof he hates Jews, at all. Not even a little.

I wonder what he had written on the note.

[Khadgar]

I wonder what he had written on the note.

According to reliable sources on Fox the note said "Hitler didn't go far enough".

[Wikkiwallana]

I'd be shocked if you fully understood the Q, regardless.

Can one really understand the Q?

Yes, they're a bunch of self-righteous, pretentious dicks who happened to be lucky enough to be just shy of omnipotence. Pretty simple, really.