Virginity

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oh goodness. God knows the only thing I have of any worth is the piece of skin within the exit tube of my internal babymaking machine.

Which is why your hymen is up to $5000 on E-bay...

This is only slightly cheaper than a box of used Twinkies.

[SanctusEmpire]

*takes SanctusEmpire's virginity*

*and gives it to 1000 Cats*

Is that code for pussies?

[Tmutarakhan]

*and gives it to 1000 Cats*

Is that code for pussies?

It refers to an ex-member here.

[Saiwania]

There is a chance that I might lose my virginity to a married woman. She told me that her husband will be okay with it, but I have my misgivings about it. I'm not sure I want to take up her offer for fear that it would be morally wrong towards her husband. I'd need to go to Texas for this to possibly happen, but yeah- I will be able to travel soon.

[Mavorpen]

There is a chance that I might lose my virginity to a married woman. She told me that her husband will be okay with it, but I have my misgivings about it. I'm not sure I want to take up her offer for fear that it would be morally wrong towards her husband. I'd need to go to Texas for this to possibly happen, but yeah- I will be able to travel soon.

"On the next All My NationStates..."

[Saiwania]

"On the next All My NationStates..."

She's not from Nationstates, but we have been talking on Chatango and Skype for over a year.

[Xathranaar]

There is a chance that I might lose my virginity to a married woman. She told me that her husband will be okay with it, but I have my misgivings about it. I'm not sure I want to take up her offer for fear that it would be morally wrong towards her husband. I'd need to go to Texas for this to possibly happen, but yeah- I will be able to travel soon.

Some guys have cuckold fetishes, so he may actually enjoy this.

That said, do not do anything you are uncomfortable with.

[Hatsunia]

Why does virgin-shaming happen, anyway?

[Roan Cara]

"On the next All My NationStates..."

She's not from Nationstates, but we have been talking on Chatango and Skype for over a year.

If you are talking to a married woman intimately enough to be discussing having sex with her for over a year then I am sorry but you are already doing something morally wrong against her husband assuming they are both not into that.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Why does virgin-shaming happen, anyway?

Basically they think, "Oh, you aren't good enough to get laid lol" or they place so much value on having a sex life that they think that anyone who doesn't have a sex life is stupid or weird. No one should be shamed for it...

[Saiwania]

If you are talking to a married woman intimately enough to be discussing having sex with her for over a year then I am sorry but you are already doing something morally wrong against her husband assuming they are both not into that.

We don't talk about sex all that much, it is usually about everything else. But yes, she did tell me she'd be interested and it is sort of like an affair but I will take pains to ensure that I won't betray her husband. He's a good man and I don't want to steal her away from him.
At most, I want to be her friend with benefits.

[Blouman Empire]

I really don't give a flying shit. If you want to have sex, good for you. If you don't, good for you too. As long as sex is safe, legal, and consensual its fine by me.

Why does it have to be safe? If you aren't the one engaging in it, what's it to you?

[Ovisterra]

I really don't give a flying shit. If you want to have sex, good for you. If you don't, good for you too. As long as sex is safe, legal, and consensual its fine by me.

Why does it have to be safe? If you aren't the one engaging in it, what's it to you?

Well, there's this thing called "empathy" and this other thing called "giving shit about the health and safety of others"

[Prometheo]

I need virgins for my sacrifices.

[Bottle]

I really don't give a flying shit. If you want to have sex, good for you. If you don't, good for you too. As long as sex is safe, legal, and consensual its fine by me.

Why does it have to be safe? If you aren't the one engaging in it, what's it to you?

Unsafe sex increases the odds that the population will have a high percentage of carriers of STDs. Since I like to have sex with other humans, and I dislike rashes and boils and immunosuppression, I prefer that my fellow humans take steps to protect their naughty bits in anticipation of my future desires.

Unsafe sex also increases the odds of pregnancy. From my highly scientific sampling of my six close friends who have children, pregnancy causes one to talk about nothing but gluten-free formula and Signing Time videos for babies, and also leads to blanket refusal to come over at play Mario Kart at 2:15 am. I therefore benefit tremendously from increasing safe sex and reducing pregnancy rates, because people with babies do not sufficiently entertain me.

Risky sex practices such as sex whilst driving increase the odds that I will be rendered a greasy smear on the sidewalk by a driver who was too focus on receiving road head and not focused enough on remaining safely within his lane.

Short version: I wish for my fellow humans to maintain good personal health and show reasonable care with their bodies and the bodies of those around them, because this makes it easier for me to get ass and have fun.

[Dyakovo]

Why does it have to be safe? If you aren't the one engaging in it, what's it to you?

Unsafe sex increases the odds that the population will have a high percentage of carriers of STDs. Since I like to have sex with other humans, and I dislike rashes and boils and immunosuppression, I prefer that my fellow humans take steps to protect their naughty bits in anticipation of my future desires.

Unsafe sex also increases the odds of pregnancy. From my highly scientific sampling of my six close friends who have children, pregnancy causes one to talk about nothing but gluten-free formula and Signing Time videos for babies, and also leads to blanket refusal to come over at play Mario Kart at 2:15 am. I therefore benefit tremendously from increasing safe sex and reducing pregnancy rates, because people with babies do not sufficiently entertain me.

Risky sex practices such as sex whilst driving increase the odds that I will be rendered a greasy smear on the sidewalk by a driver who was too focus on receiving road head and not focused enough on remaining safely within his lane.

Short version: I wish for my fellow humans to maintain good personal health and show reasonable care with their bodies and the bodies of those around them, because this makes it easier for me to get ass and have fun.

[Ethel mermania]

There is a chance that I might lose my virginity to a married woman. She told me that her husband will be okay with it, but I have my misgivings about it. I'm not sure I want to take up her offer for fear that it would be morally wrong towards her husband. I'd need to go to Texas for this to possibly happen, but yeah- I will be able to travel soon.

the downside is you have to go to texas, ewwwwwww.

[Zottistan]

Is that code for pussies?

It refers to an ex-member here.

He sleeps with the fishes, so I hear.

[SaintB]

I never really cared about the concept of virginity. To me it seems silly to wait for the right person and its downright offensive when people try to force others to do the same.

[BushSucks-istan]

It's all stupid religious dogma. The purity myth with all it's superstitious idiotic followers, the Christian abstinence obsessives, the Muslim clitoris cutters and the whole bloody horrorshow around genital mutilation (referring circumcision for both males and females).

It's anti-natural, so it's basically stupid. But if anyone feels like suppressing his or her sexual lusts because of his/her imaginary sky-friend, be my guest, but leave others out of it.

[Mikland]

Being a virgin is no fun. Ignore the words of these people, which are the effects of the puritanical influence on our country.

[Dyakovo]

Being a virgin is no fun. Ignore the words of these people, which are the effects of the puritanical influence on our country.

Having sex is the only way you know how to have fun?
I feel sorry for you.

[Rocopurr]

I really don't give a flying shit. If you want to have sex, good for you. If you don't, good for you too. As long as sex is safe, legal, and consensual its fine by me.

Why does it have to be safe? If you aren't the one engaging in it, what's it to you?

I think Bottle and Ovisterra summed it up.

[Rocopurr]

It's all stupid religious dogma. The purity myth with all it's superstitious idiotic followers, the Christian abstinence obsessives, the Muslim clitoris cutters and the whole bloody horrorshow around genital mutilation (referring circumcision for both males and females).

It's anti-natural, so it's basically stupid. But if anyone feels like suppressing his or her sexual lusts because of his/her imaginary sky-friend, be my guest, but leave others out of it.

There are really Muslims who cut off ladies clitorises?

[Wind in the Willows]

I don't really care.