Relationships

[Dyakovo]

Number 3...

CHEATER!

Yup.

[Astrolinium]

Number 3...

CHEATER!

No, he kept the bit where cheating's impossible.

[Dyakovo]

CHEATER!

No, he kept the bit where cheating's impossible.

[Mikland]

Other people of the opposite sex find you so unattractive that even a a hooker wont sell to you.

You honestly didn't really contribute to what I said: You can't have sex with anyone, except your wife.

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

[Mikland]

CHEATER!

No, he kept the bit where cheating's impossible.

[TaQud]

You honestly didn't really contribute to what I said: You can't have sex with anyone, except your wife.

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

why do you make options so painful?

[United Koryo]

Option No. 1.5

[Mikland]

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

why do you make options so painful?

Because thats life! Now man up and deal with it!

[Astrolinium]

You honestly didn't really contribute to what I said: You can't have sex with anyone, except your wife.

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

So what you're saying is that if he gets them glasses that have blue lenses, he'll get laid 27 out of every 28 nights?

[Abatael]

You honestly didn't really contribute to what I said: You can't have sex with anyone, except your wife.

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

I'm sorry, but that doesn't really detract from what I said, but I understand you want to get the point across that you rarely have sex, "once in a blue moon," according to you.

[Mikland]

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

So what you're saying is that if he gets them glasses that have blue lenses, he'll get laid 27 out of every 28 nights?

That is actually...a very clever way to work the situation in your favor. Still, though, you are having sex with the same person when you do get to have sex. If I ever wind up married, though, I am going to try that.

[Grenartia]

why do you make options so painful?

Because thats life! Now man up and deal with it!

There are never only 2 options in life. Also, define how often a blue moon is.

[Mikland]

No. The only person you have a chance of having sex with is your spouse...who only fucks you once in a blue moon.

I'm sorry, but that doesn't really detract from what I said, but I understand you want to get the point across that you rarely have sex, "once in a blue moon," according to you.

Its not so rare if you have blue tinted glasses (why didnt I think of that?)

[Mikland]

Because thats life! Now man up and deal with it!

There are never only 2 options in life. Also, define how often a blue moon is.

Once or twice every 3 months.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

People are answering. OP, is there a point, any point, to this?

[Astrolinium]

So what you're saying is that if he gets them glasses that have blue lenses, he'll get laid 27 out of every 28 nights?

That is actually...a very clever way to work the situation in your favor. Still, though, you are having sex with the same person when you do get to have sex. If I ever wind up married, though, I am going to try that.

In that case, I am definitely picking option one, because that sounds like a great life.

[Monlyth]

So what you're saying is that if he gets them glasses that have blue lenses, he'll get laid 27 out of every 28 nights?

That is actually...a very clever way to work the situation in your favor. Still, though, you are having sex with the same person when you do get to have sex. If I ever wind up married, though, I am going to try that.

You're gonna look for someone who'd only have sex with you if the moon's blue? Bad deal.

[Abatael]

I'm sorry, but that doesn't really detract from what I said, but I understand you want to get the point across that you rarely have sex, "once in a blue moon," according to you.

Its not so rare if you have blue tinted glasses (why didnt I think of that?)

Well, if that's what gets you the girls, then you should wear them, but -- I understand if you don't want to answer this question -- but do you wear them in bed?

[Abatael]

There are never only 2 options in life. Also, define how often a blue moon is.

Once or twice every 3 months.

That's not that bad.

[Mikland]

People are answering. OP, is there a point, any point, to this?

Just getting a general idea of what kind of life people prefer. Of course, I have only posted this topic on two other websites. In reality, I havent surveyed many people.

[Grenartia]

People are answering. OP, is there a point, any point, to this?

Just getting a general idea of what kind of life people prefer. Of course, I have only posted this topic on two other websites. In reality, I havent surveyed many people.

So why only sex once in a blue moon?

[Mikland]

Its not so rare if you have blue tinted glasses (why didnt I think of that?)

Well, if that's what gets you the girls, then you should wear them, but -- I understand if you don't want to answer this question -- but do you wear them in bed?

No, you put them on your spouse, who only fucks you once n a blue moon.
He or she puts on the glasses. The moon looks blue. They know they should fuck you.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

People are answering. OP, is there a point, any point, to this?

Just getting a general idea of what kind of life people prefer. Of course, I have only posted this topic on two other websites. In reality, I havent surveyed many people.

On to the next question: do you have anything other than the glasses comment to add? Something of import?

[Mikland]

Just getting a general idea of what kind of life people prefer. Of course, I have only posted this topic on two other websites. In reality, I havent surveyed many people.

So why only sex once in a blue moon?

Thats the story I hear about marriage all the time. Usually, though, its the wife that rarely wants to have sex.

[Abatael]

Well, if that's what gets you the girls, then you should wear them, but -- I understand if you don't want to answer this question -- but do you wear them in bed?

No, you put them on your spouse, who only fucks you once n a blue moon.
He or she puts on the glasses. The moon looks blue. They know they should fuck you.

So you deceive your wife into having sex with you?

Edit: Also, you say "they," how many wives do you have?