Sheep

[Vestr-Norig]

I think it is because, when the leading sheep runs out of a cliff, the rest tend to follow.

[Kleomentia]

Have you HUGED a SHEEP today?

What is that supposed to mean?

[Candain]

Have you HUGED a SHEEP today?

What is that supposed to mean?

Hugging Sheep? Why, what do you do with them?

[Aethyopea]

Have you HUGED a SHEEP today?

What is that supposed to mean?

You are huge! That means you have huge sheep! huge and tear your sheep!

[Sheepatropolis]

Nothing wrong with hugging Sheep.

As long as that isn't a euphemism.

A topic about Sheep? About time!

[Salvarity]

Respect the Sheep

[Dyakovo]

Respect the Sheep

The only sheep I respect is The Blaatschapen.

[AiliailiA]

Have you HUGED a SHEEP today?

What is that supposed to mean?

"Huged" is obviously a mis-spelling of "hugged". Hugging is where you put your arms around someone and squeeze gently. Or firmly, if that's what they like. Or squirm around and rub yourself against them, if that's what they like. It's supposed to please them, or you really shouldn't do it.

As to "sheep" ... if you don't know what a sheep is you should have done some research before posting in a thread entitled "Sheep".

Now, I have hugged a sheep. With one arm, around her chest, while trying to clip some wool off her. I was pitifully bad at it, but I tried my best and the sheep didn't seem to mind too much. I think she had a lot more experience of shearing than I did.

[Dyakovo]

What is that supposed to mean?

"Huged" is obviously a mis-spelling of "hugged". Hugging is where you put your arms around someone and squeeze gently. Or firmly, if that's what they like. Or squirm around and rub yourself against them, if that's what they like. It's supposed to please them, or you really shouldn't do it.

As to "sheep" ... if you don't know what a sheep is you should have done some research before posting in a thread entitled "Sheep".

Now, I have hugged a sheep. With one arm, around her chest, while trying to clip some wool off her. I was pitifully bad at it, but I tried my best and the sheep didn't seem to mind too much. I think she had a lot more experience of shearing than I did.

So are you suggesting we squirm around and rub ourselves against sheep?

[Serrland]

I came in here to make a Welsh joke but then decided it would be too easy.

[Zeth Rekia]

What is that supposed to mean?

Hugging Sheep? Why, what do you do with them?

Zeno sees what you did there.

[Darth Didacticus]

In this thread:

Someone tries to claim that, by dint of living near a farm, he comprehends the social behavior of an animal which has been domesticated for millenia, and because he lives by a farm, he can say that everyone else is wrong.

Oh, and a bunch of really great sheep jokes. Did you hear the one about virgin wool?

[AiliailiA]

Respect the Sheep

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Respect the Sheep

[AiliailiA]

"Huged" is obviously a mis-spelling of "hugged". Hugging is where you put your arms around someone and squeeze gently. Or firmly, if that's what they like. Or squirm around and rub yourself against them, if that's what they like. It's supposed to please them, or you really shouldn't do it.

As to "sheep" ... if you don't know what a sheep is you should have done some research before posting in a thread entitled "Sheep".

Now, I have hugged a sheep. With one arm, around her chest, while trying to clip some wool off her. I was pitifully bad at it, but I tried my best and the sheep didn't seem to mind too much. I think she had a lot more experience of shearing than I did.

So are you suggesting we squirm around and rub ourselves against sheep?

The words "squirm around" appear about one-quarter of the way into my post.

You didn't pay much attention after that, did you?

[Darth Didacticus]

Respect the Sheep

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Respect the Sheep

Respect the Sheep

[Dyakovo]

So are you suggesting we squirm around and rub ourselves against sheep?

The words "squirm around" appear about one-quarter of the way into my post.

You didn't pay much attention after that, did you?

No... Was I supposed to?

[Intangelon]

Man, herding cats is easier than sheep? Nice try there, but no.

[Darth Didacticus]

What is that supposed to mean?

"Huged" is obviously a mis-spelling of "hugged". Hugging is where you put your arms around someone and squeeze gently. Or firmly, if that's what they like. Or squirm around and rub yourself against them, if that's what they like. It's supposed to please them, or you really shouldn't do it.

As to "sheep" ... if you don't know what a sheep is you should have done some research before posting in a thread entitled "Sheep".

Now, I have hugged a sheep. With one arm, around her chest, while trying to clip some wool off her. I was pitifully bad at it, but I tried my best and the sheep didn't seem to mind too much. I think she had a lot more experience of shearing than I did.

I, too have worked with sheep. One in particular. He broke his leg when he was little, so he ran around in a cast until it was healed. Really cute. Then he pretty much followed us humans around all the time once he grew older. Not quite so cute.

Oh, and then there's this one time where some of my female friends visited the farm... One of them comes screaming through the barn, being chased by Sampson the sheep. It was absolutely hilarious.

[Aethyopea]

In this thread:

Someone tries to claim that, by dint of living near a farm, he comprehends the social behavior of an animal which has been domesticated for millenia, and because he lives by a farm, he can say that everyone else is wrong.

Oh, and a bunch of really great sheep jokes. Did you hear the one about virgin wool?

1.) No I don't
2.) Yes they are

[Darth Didacticus]

Man, herding cats is easier than sheep? Nice try there, but no.

He lives near a farm... Don't argue with his expertise!

[Intangelon]

Shear ignorance.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying mutton.







Yeah, long way to walk for that pun, but whaddya want fer nothin', a rrrrrrrubber biscuit?

[Intangelon]

Sheep are stupid.

Cows are even stupider. So why doesn't anyone call submissive people cows?

'Cause that one's reserved for stupid, fat women...usually.

[Darth Didacticus]

In this thread:

Someone tries to claim that, by dint of living near a farm, he comprehends the social behavior of an animal which has been domesticated for millenia, and because he lives by a farm, he can say that everyone else is wrong.

Oh, and a bunch of really great sheep jokes. Did you hear the one about virgin wool?

1.) No I don't
2.) Yes they are

Apparently you haven't observed shepherding in pretty much anywhere but the U.S. Sheep follow a shepherd. In the Middle East especially, the shepherd LEADS the sheep, and the sheep (who are imprinted upon the shepherd, because he was most likely present at their birth and practically lives with the sheep all the time) follow.

If you've seen sheep running from the "shepherds" it's because the owners of the sheep aren't shepherds in the original sense of the word- sheep are very much herd animals, and they follow the example of their alpha animal, whether sheep or human.

Tell me again how everyone else but you is wrong?

[Aethyopea]

Man, herding cats is easier than sheep? Nice try there, but no.

He lives near a farm... Don't argue with his expertise!

I don't live next to a farm, damnit! All I said is that I live close to a few places where they keep sheep. I never mentioned farms!
And I think I already made it clear in the OP that I am not a farmer and that I am not an expert sheepiologist (is that even a word?). I'm just saying that I have seen sheep regularly and that I think they're pretty neat animals who get a bad rap.

[Intangelon]

And why would cows get bored?

Well, imagine that you're a woman. You have plenty to eat, but your entertainment consists of hanging around with women just like you. Most of them are your biological half-sisters, and some of them are your biological twins. None of you has had any experience that the others haven't. You don't have much to talk about except the weather and the taste of the grass today.

And then the revolution begins...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Yes. Yes it does.