In other news, moms are upset at a walrus

[Raeyh]

Next up, One Million Moms will protest the scene in Alice in Wonderland with the walrus that promotes oyster genocide.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Next up, One Million Moms will protest the scene in Alice in Wonderland with the walrus that promotes oyster genocide.

Hey, the oysters had been antagonizing us for generations.

I don't mean to sound harsh, but they had it coming.

[San Leggera]

*Reads thread title*
What did Jamie Hyneman do now?

[Swith Witherward]

Skittles are being taken to tusk over this.

As for me, I don't care a pinni's worth.

You have my seal of approval.

[Avenio]

Skittles are being taken to tusk over this.

As for me, I don't care a pinni's worth.

You have my seal of approval.

You otter be ashamed of yourself.

It's not really a pinniped, but CLOSE ENOUGH, DAMNIT.

[Socialdemokraterne]

But as for the discussion: Do you care what this group thinks? Do you want to buy more skittles? Will this thread inevitably be threadjacked into a debate over the legality or illegality of bestiality?

Let's take this one by one.

Do I care what this group thinks?
Not really, and I think they need to shut up and get over this non-issue.

Do I want to buy more Skittles?
No, but I've never liked fruit-flavored candy anyway.

Will this thread be threadjacked into a debate over bestiality?
Maybe.

[Roan Cara]

You have my seal of approval.

You otter be ashamed of yourself.

It's not really a pinniped, but CLOSE ENOUGH, DAMNIT.

[Swith Witherward]

You have my seal of approval.

You otter be ashamed of yourself.

It's not really a pinniped, but CLOSE ENOUGH, DAMNIT.

I'm barking mad, you know.

[The Black Forrest]

Oh they still around.? JC Pennys and Target Bitch slapped them over their BS.

[Imsogone]

Well, clearly, there is a problem. This is a clear cut case of species-ism. As the founding member and president of the newly invented and totally non-existent National Association for the Advancement of Inter-species Equality, aka the Million Sea Mammals for Morality, i am appalled at the blatant discrimination against seals, sea lions, manatees, dugongs and cetaceans shown by this ad. There are too many humans shown on TV as it is.

[Avenio]

I'm barking mad, you know.

Now you're just doing it on porpoise, whaling on about it like that.

[Transhuman Proteus]

In weird news today, the 'anti-immorality' group "One Million Moms"

I'm endlessly amused they don't think lying is immoral. They don't have One Million Moms in their group, maybe they think they represent one million moms, but still - they don't have evidence for that either I'm sure.

is pushing for Skittles to remove it's weird ad that featured a woman making out with a walrus.

They have too much time on their hands.

As usual with this group, they're only going to succeed in garnering more publicity for Skittles. It's almost as if they're an industry front group. *tinfoil hat*

They do seem to have that effect alot...

But as for the discussion: Do you care what this group thinks?

No, I don't care what they thing. I do like knowing though so I can be endlessly amused by their hopelessness.

Do you want to buy more skittles?

I would, but I don't like skittles. The walrus has nothing to do with that though.

Will this thread inevitably be threadjacked into a debate over the legality or illegality of bestiality?

My opinion: No, No, and probably.

My magic 8 ball is saying the future is unclear on that one.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Damn walruses, stealing all of our women.

Leave some of our women for us, you bastards! But you can have the Skittles.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Damn walruses, stealing all of our women.

Leave some of our women for us, you bastards! But you can have the Skittles.

Fuck no, I like my Skittles. Walruses can get their own candy.

[L Ron Cupboard]

Man you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

[The Covenant Imperium (Ancient)]

Meh, prefer M&M anyways

[Phaedrus Imperator]

I haven't seen this ad, but it sounds like some people are getting needlessly worked up over an advert, which is provoking a series of turtle-y awful jokes here on NS.
Sorry, I just had to.

[Forsakia]

I was expecting them to be upset by the infidelity aspect which I can sort of see.

Then it said they were worried about the bestiality and

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

In weird news today, the 'anti-immorality' group "One Million Moms" is pushing for Skittles to remove it's weird ad that featured a woman making out with a walrus. As usual with this group, they're only going to succeed in garnering more publicity for Skittles. It's almost as if they're an industry front group. *tinfoil hat*

But as for the discussion: Do you care what this group thinks? Do you want to buy more skittles? Will this thread inevitably be threadjacked into a debate over the legality or illegality of bestiality?

My opinion: No, No, and probably.

Yes, I do care about what they say, because I'm extremely worried that watching this advert will tempt me into having sex with a pinniped.

Yes, I do want to buy more Skittles, they're delicious.

Yes, this thread will be threadjacked, but not by me.

[The House of Petain]

Yep. See what happens when we legalize gay marriage? Brazil is allowing threesome unions (which hey, is kinda cool or should I say hot?) and now commercials are reflecting the decadence of this generation -my generation- and their unholy obsession with bumping uglies with walruses. And no, I don't mean Jamie Hyneman.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

It's vague. What time was it actually broadcast?

[Dusk_Kittens]

I love Skittles. Now that this gang of neurotic harpies has attacked them, I love them even more.

[Antoniland]

I thought the commercial was pretty funny and since I love skittles I am going to buy more.

[Samuraikoku]

Goo goo g'joob.

[DesAnges]

You otter be ashamed of yourself.

It's not really a pinniped, but CLOSE ENOUGH, DAMNIT.

I'm barking mad, you know.

My whiskers are twitching with the audacity.