Something Wicked TET Way Comes!

[Western Pacific Territories]

How does one reboot a cat? Kick it up the arse?

Cover it with anthrax

Mess around with it's organs until it's inside-out, then repeat the process making it look better

[Xanama]

How does one reboot a cat? Kick it up the arse?

Kick it twice. Once for the boot, another for the reboot.

Or beat it with a game board, preferably chutes and ladders

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

How does one reboot a cat? Kick it up the arse?

Cover it with anthrax

I would have suggested Chocolate. Or Caesium, then dump it in water.

[The Blaatschapen]

Sweeney TET?

Shhh, we're in negotiations with LG for wanted terms.

Wear a red nose.

Bring tacos.

[Western Pacific Territories]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I can see. I don't like cat's, my only one just sat around and pooped all over the house. It smelled horrible and it died of a heart attack. Wasn't sad to see it die.

[Dyakovo]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

*scratches behind ear*
Better?

[Western Pacific Territories]

Cover it with anthrax

I would have suggested Chocolate. Or Caesium, then dump it in water.

Put it in a bucket of water, and throw some sodium at it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I can see. I don't like cat's, my only one just sat around and pooped all over the house. It smelled horrible and it died of a heart attack. Wasn't sad to see it die.

So, when are you leaving TET? You know, addictions and all, wouldn't want to see you relapse.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

*scratches behind ear*
Better?

No. Scratch the other ear. Thanks.

[Western Pacific Territories]

I can see. I don't like cat's, my only one just sat around and pooped all over the house. It smelled horrible and it died of a heart attack. Wasn't sad to see it die.

So, when are you leaving TET? You know, addictions and all, wouldn't want to see you relapse.

The doctors said it's okay for me to be on it ever now and then.

[Italios]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I can see. I don't like cat's, my only one just sat around and pooped all over the house. It smelled horrible and it died of a heart attack. Wasn't sad to see it die.

Sad to see any animal die. We had 3 lizards once, dumbass pet guy told us sand for their tank, so we did, two died from accidentally swallowing it. The third lived a long life and died of old age. Names were Harry, Ginny and Hermione.

Even though we couldn't pet them much or cuddle them, and they most slept and laid around, we loved them.

[Xanama]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I should've asked a pro cat... what do I do if my cat is broken

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I would have suggested Chocolate. Or Caesium, then dump it in water.

Put it in a bucket of water, and throw some sodium at it.

No. Caesium. Caesium is way more worse than sodium in bigger doses.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I can see. I don't like cat's, my only one just sat around and pooped all over the house. It smelled horrible and it died of a heart attack. Wasn't sad to see it die.

Sad to see any animal die. We had 3 lizards once, dumbass pet guy told us sand for their tank, so we did, two died from accidentally swallowing it. The third lived a long life and died of old age. Names were Harry, Ginny and Hermione.

Even though we couldn't pet them much or cuddle them, and they most slept and laid around, we loved them.

Yeah. Losing a pet is incredibly sad.

Maybe it's just the cat person that I am but I hate to see cat hate. Or see people record cruelty against cats and dogs and post that crap online. It makes me very angry.

[Western Pacific Territories]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I should've asked a pro cat... what do I do if my cat is broken

Put the cat into a bucket of water and throw some sodium into the water.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

I should've asked a pro cat... what do I do if my cat is broken

Broken in what way?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

No cat love, I see. Gives me feels.

Anything but Cats.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Shhh, we're in negotiations with LG for wanted terms.

Wear a red nose.

Bring tacos.

I'm not above bribery like the ocean isn't above the clouds.

[Xanama]

I should've asked a pro cat... what do I do if my cat is broken

Broken in what way?

Instead of meowing, she makes a dial up noise

[Italios]

Sad to see any animal die. We had 3 lizards once, dumbass pet guy told us sand for their tank, so we did, two died from accidentally swallowing it. The third lived a long life and died of old age. Names were Harry, Ginny and Hermione.

Even though we couldn't pet them much or cuddle them, and they most slept and laid around, we loved them.

Yeah. Losing a pet is incredibly sad.

Maybe it's just the cat person that I am but I hate to see cat hate. Or see people record cruelty against cats and dogs and post that crap online. It makes me very angry.

We buried them in our grandma's yard. To this day they rest, together to the end.

[Kaboomlandia]

Great, now I've started seeing Macbeth lines in everything.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Broken in what way?

Instead of meowing, she makes a dial up noise

Stop connecting your cat to the internet, then.

If she's congested in some way, that could account for any strange noise she's making. Take her to the vet.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I just realized that my post about cat love may have come as attention whoring. Sorry, that wasn't the intention.

[Dyakovo]

Sad to see any animal die. We had 3 lizards once, dumbass pet guy told us sand for their tank, so we did, two died from accidentally swallowing it. The third lived a long life and died of old age. Names were Harry, Ginny and Hermione.

Even though we couldn't pet them much or cuddle them, and they most slept and laid around, we loved them.

Yeah. Losing a pet is incredibly sad.

Maybe it's just the cat person that I am but I hate to see cat hate. Or see people record cruelty against cats and dogs and post that crap online. It makes me very angry.

Indeed.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yeah. Losing a pet is incredibly sad.

Maybe it's just the cat person that I am but I hate to see cat hate. Or see people record cruelty against cats and dogs and post that crap online. It makes me very angry.

Indeed.

Makes me bristle, like a bad brush.