If you could start a conspiracy theory what would it be?

[Ohnoh]

This is inspired by the birds are not real conspiracy theory. Obviously this one was started with the intention to parody the logic of conspiracy theories.

I originally wanted to start one about how Canada is fake but it looks like that one might already be afoot.

Anyway I'd like to hear your creative ideas, after all this is a site where we simulate running our own nations so yall probably have some pretty good ones.

[Almighty Biden]

The government is secretly planting chips into dogs in order to spy on their owners. Commander was a test subject that backfired. Cristi Noem discovered this plot and that's why she shot a puppy, because she found the chip on its shoulder.

[So uh lab here]

the sewers are full of robots that take are waste and examine it to know what we eat and the government uses the data to feed us poisoned food.

[The American Social State]

When we blink what disappears quickly out of our sight a hidden interdimensional world or an undiscovered species of animals?

While it is unlikely that blinking opens a portal to an interdimensional world or reveals hidden entities, blinking does temporarily interrupt our visual perception, and biologically speaking when we blink our eyelids close and block light from entering our eyes for a fraction of a second, causing a momentary blackout.

During this brief period, our brains fill in the gap with a combination of memory and prediction, so it appears as though nothing has changed, though if something were to move quickly during that blackout period, we might miss it, leading to the illusion that it disappeared, while there's no evidence to support the interdimensional theory, the phenomenon of blinking does offer an intriguing glimpse into how our brains process visual information.

[Republics of the Solar Union]

The Americas are not real. Columbus actually faked his discovery, he went to Asia and pretended he had found new land. All of the Americas are just Asia. And nobody notices because there are like hundreds of thousands of islands in Asia and Oceania, and you are actually drugged and transported from one to another to create a seamless landmass, the maps scientists have collected are fake. They emit sand over it so in space it seems like the Americas but all the sand is fake.

[Nyoskova]

“Skibidi toilet” was a deliberate plot to negatively impact the next generation.

[So uh lab here]

“Skibidi toilet” was a deliberate plot to negatively impact the next generation.

ok that one i would belive

[Floofybit]

Any imperialist country isn't real. If they had their own nation, why would they need to colonise others? Also, the Earth is a doughnut. I will be taking any questions

[Vonum]

Any imperialist country isn't real. If they had their own nation, why would they need to colonise others? Also, the Earth is a doughnut. I will be taking any questions

Where is the hole that goes all the way through??

[Katganistan]

Any imperialist country isn't real. If they had their own nation, why would they need to colonise others? Also, the Earth is a doughnut. I will be taking any questions

Where is the hole that goes all the way through??

Not all doughnuts have holes.

Jelly doughnuts, Boston Cream..... no hole.

[Stellar Colonies]

Most conspiracy theories are a psyop to distract the masses from what's really going on and maneuver them as useful pawns to fulfill elite ambitions.

Also the elite are planning to liquidate the lower/middle classes once automation makes them a net drain as an alternative to UBI to keep it all.

[Floofybit]

Any imperialist country isn't real. If they had their own nation, why would they need to colonise others? Also, the Earth is a doughnut. I will be taking any questions

Where is the hole that goes all the way through??

The Earth is a jelly doughnut. The "molten lava" is just heated up fruit spread.

[Neutraligon]

Dogs are secretly in cahoots to control humans so that they all say good dog and give all the pets.

[Maen]

I would create a conspiracy theory that Phoenixes and Foxes created humans

[Ineva]

An ant apocalypse is bound to occur any moment now.

[Herador]

During the Cold War NATO developed a supercomputer with the ability to plan and command a full-on conflict. Instead of acting on its programming it has gone on to hijack the US' nuclear stockpile and holds NATO and the world at large hostage to enact its plans. Everything we see to the contrary is theater to keep us from realizing The Computer is pulling the strings.

Twitter is a psyop that uses bots to control the narrative of world events.

TikTok is a Chinese experiment to see if it can use memetic manipulation to influence the minds of the newest generations of Western youth.

The Roswell incident was real, but they weren't aliens, they were time dimension-travelling humans who came to warn us about the Cuban Missile Crisis and it was with their information that the crisis was averted. They're still here and their base is underwater at Point Dume which is their point of contact with the current iteration of the Majestic 12.

[Ohnoh]

Dogs are secretly in cahoots to control humans so that they all say good dog and give all the pets.

Dogs and cats are fighting for mind control of humanity, this is why they don't get along.

[Tanbearia]

That really any form of supernatural powers exist and can be utilized by humanity, but that elites have ensured that they remain out of the hands of the people

i just wanna cast spells and shit please just let it be real please qwq

[Misdainana]

Genesis Creation Story is a real, not the Big Bang and Evolution.

Instead of extinction dinosaurs, fossil of dinosaurs that bones from modern animals after Great Flood.

[Floofybit]

Dogs are secretly in cahoots to control humans so that they all say good dog and give all the pets.

Shhhhhh

[Neonian Imperium]

before the begginings of mankind that we "know" about, there were ancient civilizations of some nations in here, from which they were all single-ethnic, and each group of people/ethnicity/nation was made by different aliens, example of the 2 main ones: Koreans were made by grey communist posadist trotskyist aliens and finnish people were made by Pleiedian monkey-like pure non-other alien mixed aliens. All of this aliens created this groups of people and watched their creations advance for millions of years, to be exact 8 million, the humans reaching black hole quantic esoteric energy control, until there was a hyperwar between the Finnish Holy Roman Khaganate and the Korean Empire lasting 250,000 years and destroying all civilization when egypt launched the Gyza array and colapsed all civilization unexplicably, minus Atlantis in Jamaica that built the only high-advanced civilization in the earth for another 100,000 years until the koreans made a ritual flooding all of atlantis and the mastercomputer of El Dorado with souls and water effectively collapsing the empire into anarchy and getting them to stone age-esque technology while borrowing all the advanced esoteric artifacts in dust, some of them are in the British Museum in a secret part covered with a nuke and are being studied by a world government led by Klaus Schwab and being controlled in the shadows by the koreans and in the shadows the koreans being controlled by their creators, the trotskyist FALGSC posadist Grey Aliens that are trying to summon an eldritch god.

If someone didn't understood, THIS IS A JOKE. And yes, I made this all yesterday while on effects of insomnia at 3AM.

[The Apollonian Systems]

Where is the hole that goes all the way through??

Not all doughnuts have holes.

Jelly doughnuts, Boston Cream..... no hole.

Ok, now what flavored filling does the earth have?

[Herador]

Not all doughnuts have holes.

Jelly doughnuts, Boston Cream..... no hole.

Ok, now what flavored filling does the earth have?

Something spicy, probably.

[Daphomir]

Bees, birds, mosquitoes, spiders, all of the common bugs that are in and around your house... are actually organically robotic surveillance cameras released by the government to spy on you.

[Bovad]

We are government drones used to spy on birds.