A Feast of a Lifetime

by **Shazbotdom** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:20 am

Looks in and sees that no one has arrived yet. This is a good thing as the food has just been finished up by the caterers, of whom were on their way into the building as we speak. No one knew how Shaz found he sekret mod lair but it took years for it to happen. As the caterers filed into the room with the feast that was properly cooked and plated for each of the mods, he hired these people to ensure that the food was perfect for this day.

He left anote for the mods that read,

"Twas the night before christmas and all through the forums,
There were many creatures stirring, hopefully not causing a commotion,
The presents are all lined, along the far wall,
With hopes that you will enjoy them, and not kill us all,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite."

P.S.
I know it all sucked, but I wanted to be the first to wish Y'all a Merry Christmas.

by **West Aurelia** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:34 am

*runs in, eats all the food, steals all the presents, and leaves*

Merry Christmas to the mods/admins, II/PT2M mentors, and issues techs/editors. Don't hurt me.

by **Ikania** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:53 am

Yes, a Merry Christmas and possibly Happy Hanukkah to all of our fantastic mods- thanks for keeping our forums great and spam-free.

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:56 am

West Aurelia wrote:*runs in, eats all the food, steals all the presents, and leaves*

Merry Christmas to the mods/admins, II/PT2M mentors, and issues techs/editors. Don't hurt me.

"Hey! Come back and give me some of that!" shouted Trevor as he chased West Aurelia with slices of ham stuffed in his pants. "Oh, and um Merry Christmas to all our ~~overzealous and whiney~~ mods for keeping NS a fun place to be a part of. Now ... GIVE ME DAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

by **Jetan** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:41 am

Merry Modstmas to our wonderfull Overlords!

by **The Archregimancy** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:47 am

Bah, humbug.

Everyone knows that Christmas isn't today.

Christmas is on what Western heretical schismatics who use the Gregorian calendar refer to as 'January 7'.

I'll still take any presents, food, and booze laid out for me today, because it's only polite.

But let's see some laid out on the real December 25th too, please.

by **Dragoria** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:56 am

A Giftsmas present for the mods that I think they'll get plenty of use out of.

by **Tano** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:05 am

Merry Christmas, keep up the good work everyone.

A gift to the mod team. I'm sure you'll find a use for it somehow

by **Lysset** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:11 am

Happy Christmas, Mods! Let Reppy know I've sent a Pony her way.

Not just any ordinary pony, though. This one's made from solid diamond. Yanno, 'cause I'm rich. Kay, bye!

At least... I *was* rich. Ah well. Merry Christmas!

by **Dread Lady Nathicana** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:54 am

Cookies! Cookies for everyone!

Merry Christmas, folks - hope y'all are enjoying the holidays, any and all of them, and that the coming year is good to you.

by **Cymrea** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:05 am

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:(Image)

Cookies! Cookies for everyone!

Merry Christmas, folks - hope y'all are enjoying the holidays, any and all of them, and that the coming year is good to you.

by **Cyrisnia** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:01 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:(Image)

Cookies! Cookies for everyone!

Merry Christmas, folks - hope y'all are enjoying the holidays, any and all of them, and that the coming year is good to you.

You too, Nathi! :hug:

by **NERVUN** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:50 pm

It's a day late over here, but still...

Thanks.

Merry Christmas to you guys and if you're not of the Christmas celebrating sort, have a joyful day. To all, peace.

by **West Aurelia** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:34 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:(Image)

Cookies! Cookies for everyone!

Merry Christmas, folks - hope y'all are enjoying the holidays, any and all of them, and that the coming year is good to you.

*eats the cookies and runs off*

by **Reploid Productions** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:35 pm

And a very merry whatever-you-prefer to everybody, too!

A lovely day of feasting with the family, followed by tipsy Cards Against Humanity with the folks.

by **Swith Witherward** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:37 pm

Merry Christmas to all!

*leaves a bucket of KFC for NERV and cookies for everyone else*

Imgurian · by **The Lendol Archipelago** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:12 am

Happy Boxing Day, hope no one gets punched in the face.
*runs back in and takes cookie*

by **Katganistan** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:23 am

Thanks, everyone. A very happy and healthy holiday to all.

by **Shaggai** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:02 pm

The Archregimancy wrote:Bah, humbug.

Everyone knows that Christmas isn't today.

Christmas is on what Western heretical schismatics who use the Gregorian calendar refer to as 'January 7'.

I'll still take any presents, food, and booze laid out for me today, because it's only polite.

But let's see some laid out on the real December 25th too, please.

Well, it's Christmas Eve now!

by **Planeia** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:24 pm

Shaggai wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:Bah, humbug.

Everyone knows that Christmas isn't today.

Christmas is on what Western heretical schismatics who use the Gregorian calendar refer to as 'January 7'.

I'll still take any presents, food, and booze laid out for me today, because it's only polite.

But let's see some laid out on the real December 25th too, please.

Well, it's Christmas Eve now!

Merry "Real" Christmas then.

by **Cymrea** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:46 am

З Різдвом Христовим!

by **The State of Monavia** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:09 pm

The Archregimancy wrote:Bah, humbug.

Everyone knows that Christmas isn't today.

Christmas is on what Western heretical schismatics who use the Gregorian calendar refer to as 'January 7'.

I'll still take any presents, food, and booze laid out for me today, because it's only polite.

But let's see some laid out on the real December 25th too, please.

All right then, Merry Christmas to you too! Христос сe роді, as we Serbs say.

by **The Archregimancy** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:58 pm

Merry Julian Calendar Christmas to everyone.

by **Cyrisnia** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:11 pm

സന്തോഷകരമായ ക്രിസ്മസ്! ദൈവമേഗ്രാംഎൽഇഡിദൈവമേഗ്രാംഎൽഇറദൈവമേ!
Merry Christmas to those using the Julian Calendar.
Spoopy Byzantine Ghosties, I look at you.

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