by Archeuland and Baughistan » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:54 pm
by Archeuland and Baughistan » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:58 pm
by Archeuland and Baughistan » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:04 pm
Archeuland and Baughistan wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=22195666#p22195666
Cyrisnia wrote:MASS EFFECT: THE RETURN OF THE JEWS AND WHY CREATIONISM IS GOOD
Once upon a time, everyone was sitting in bed with MtFShep, including Pat Robertson.
Then the door opened.
It was Soverign.
Soverign opened up his mouth and spit out Ken Ham.
"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY." Said Ken.
"Except you, Babybuns." Said Ken, gently caressing Pat Robertson's manly, religious chest.
Ken stood before the assorted group of godless heathens (minus Babybuns), and began shouting and throwing various bibles at them.
"YOU HAVE 6 HOURS TO PREPARE FOR JESUS CHRIST'S SECOND COMING, REPENT YOUR SINS!"
MtFShep paused and looked at Ken.
"Haha, you won't make me! I'm atheist, and I was born in hell! I hate God, and Jesus can suck my non-binary genitalia!"
Ken looked at her long and hard.
Then Javik converted to Islam.
the end
by Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:53 pm
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