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by Milchama » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:57 pm
by Alasdair I Frosticus » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:39 pm
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by Legalese » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:21 pm
The Bar’s suggested songs and chants for tonight
When a goal is scored: "They all Wear Red and Black"
When the officials make a questionable call:
Are you Pederson,
Are you Pederson,
Are you Pederson in disguise?
Well you must be from The Icemark,
‘Cause you’ve got snow up in your eyes!
At any point when we lead after Kelvin scores:
We’ve got Kelvin Bassford, and you’ve got s***!
We’ve got Kelvin Bassford, and you’ve got s***!
We’ve got Kelvin Bassford, and you won’t score a bit!
Other positive play chants:
Sanroman! Sanroman!
Does whatever a Captain can!
Makes the touch, and the pass!
Try to get by, you’ll be on your a--!
Sanroman! Sanroman!
He’s the Captain and he’s our man!
---
It’s Livingston I presume,
There to give you the broom!
----
It’s Garry, Maharry,
But to them he’s just scary!
And that’s because Garry
Knows how to pass the ball!
Offensive dispenser,
He makes you look like a lesser,
As he distributes the ball,
That Kelvin puts in the goal!
Here’s Garry Maharry,
The man with the golden foot.
If you don’t watch your back,
Your team will get the boot!
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Less complimentary comments on/to the opposition:
Why’d you list two Haldentrots in the Eleven?
Two Haldentrots in the eleven, both their names in stitch.
Why’d you list two Haldentrots in the Eleven,
When there’s only one of them playing on the pitch!
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Four up front, and none on the board!
Four up front, and none on the board!
You should try five,
Cause you can’t do it with four!
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Use Flint to start a fire,
Then throw him in it!
You should have Flint start the fire,
Because for everything else, he’s s***!
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