Going for the Cabañas effect, we see? Excellent taste!
Best wishes,
ICD Villago
Dear Ulsa,
Sure. Go ahead. Buy off another one of our players. It doesn't matter. We need the money.
-Ojedo Cerro
Yuba-
We would kindoff prefer to meet you in the Globe Cup.
-Mapabore
Dear Dunboor FC,
Good to see you again. Remember that time in the Vahala Invitational when our midfielder transferred to your place? Kind of a long story but it's good to see you again. Keep in touch, yeah? Thanks for the points too!
Best,
Unión de Ciudagua
Dear Mar Sara FC,
Hey, it's you again! Remember that time in the Vahala Invitational when our midfielder transferred to your place? And now here we are. What are the odds?
Yours,
Mapabore Juventud
Mapabore:
Considering that the exact same thing happened to us, I'd say the odds are pretty darn good.
~Ciudagua
Ciudagua,
Sure, you're big shots, that doesn't mean you can read our mail.
-Mapabore
Dear Maethorü, Mercia Bromham, and Ranca Toco,
Thanks a million, we've been waiting for this!!
Love,
fans everywhere
Dear CF Mont-Pluie,
We wish we had something more hopeful to say, but relegation sucks.
Oh well,
Mapabore Juventud
Yuba United:
So. It has come to this!
Yours in anticipation,
Unión de Ciudagua
Dear CF Aéropag,
Thanks for the kits, and the goody bag, and the chance to do stuff.
Nervously riding the elevator down and hoping it's not too metaphorical or anything,
Mapabore Juventud
"...appears to be the fourth shootout in the AFI they've had ever since that Champions' Cup final..."
Dear Arrowsmith,
Pipe down. You don't rock as much as you think you do.
Dream on,
San Pablo
Dear SpVgg Tolzerio,
Away goals are for lesser sides, don't you agree?
Exhausted, but exhilarated,
San Pablo
Hey, Velasquez,
One swift shot, then immediately retreating into defense, is how you deal with snakes. Please come back, we all hate Terrazas now.
Please?
-Alianza Ciruelas
Dear Condadore,
Hey, we got revenge on those Skyanter guys for you!
Yours,
12 de noviembre
Dear Mapabore Juventud,
Consistency is great, isn't it?
Deliriously,
CF Clan Tropa
Clan Tropa,
Don't push us. We're fit to be tied.
-Mapabore
Dear Clan Tropa,
Vengeance is sweet.
Sincerely,
San Pablo
Dear San Pablo,
Eh, hope it doesn't take too much away for your quest for promotion to the first division, where we currently reside.
Yours,
CF Clan Tropa
Dear Cednia Beach AFC,
So we're off to this Lunar Park, let's hope for lots of added time just in case. Any advice?
Sincerely,
San Pablo
Hey, Ciudagua and Mapabore,
Tips plz? kthxbai
-Dénprade
Dear Blén CA,
Okay, the novelty of being the sympathetic side has worn off. Good luck staying up. You'll need it.
Best,
CA Condadore
Condadore-
Ha! Like you're going to get anywhere! There's only, like, three teams for you to upset.
-Blén
Blén-
Hey, you know what? If Mapabore can make another cup final, so can we.
-Condadore.
Condadore-
Uh huh. Sure. With your "magic" and all. Seems legit.
-Blén
Hey, everyone,
Calm down. Let's work together and make sure Ciudagua don't win again, because that'd be six in a row again, and then they'd probably have to shake things up again. And that wouldn't be fair, you know, between the Apertura and Clausura, for the teams that have to worry about relegation or whatever. Not that we'd know what that's like.
~Alianza Ciruelas
Hey, Clan Tropa,
Darn right you're not our normal club from Aguazul, the normal clubs from Aguazul usually let us score. Ugh, such a dumb opening day.
-Unión de Ciudagua
Clan Tropa,
Whatever, we'll get you in the league.
-Dénprade
Yo Unión de Ciudagua,
We heard you like penalties, so we put some penalties in your copa, so we can laugh while you lose.
~FC Nacional
Yo FC Nacional,
Thanks, but if this leaves them free to concentrate on the league, we're taking it out on you.
-everyone
Dear Mapabore Juventud,
You made the cup final how, exactly?
Sincerely,
Lobernians
Hey Lobernians-
We're tired, okay? We needed extra time in the Aeropag thing too.
Shut up,
Mapabore
Mapabore-
"Need" kindoff implies you do something with it.
Just saying,
Lobernians
Dear CF Clan Tropa,
We couldn't help but notice you scored a goal against us in this rematch, after we were already winning by four. A valiant effort on your part, but may we suggest saving it for sometime when it might be useful?
All the best,
Universidad de Dénprade
Hey Blén,
So, we're tied at the halfway checkpoint, eh? Only, we're the ones in the top half. Don't worry, someday maybe you'll be able to put the past behind you. Or not, as the case may be.
~Condadore
Hey Unión,
So, we're tied at the halfway checkpoint, eh? And you're not winning the league.
Good enough for now,
12 de noviembre
Hey AC Mineros,
So, we're tied at the halfway checkpoint, eh? Funniest thing, ever since we played you we've been drawing 1-1 every single match. Weirdest thing, don't you think?
Sincerely,
ICD Villago
Dear 12 de noviembre,
So congratulations on making the quarterfinals! We're here too! Um, the way the draw works out we can't face each other quite yet but even though we're not even in Aguazul proper we really like you and look up to you. We've read all about the way you used your dominant midfield to achieve success on goal difference way back in the day, and we believe in you and we think you can probably do it again. So good luck!
See you in the final!!!
~6 de noviembre
Hey Unión,
A split in the derby? We'll take it.
Still ahead of you,
12 de noviembre
12 de noviembre-
Away goals.
-Unión de Ciudagua.
Unión-
"Away." When we play in the same city. Now you're just grasping at straws. Nice job giving up five to Blén while we go top, too!
~12 de noviembre
Hey, Condadore,
You've got Arcrés Millos? Great, just put up six against them. Then they'll be too shocked to do anything and you can just coast through the final match. It really works!
Best wishes,
Universidad de Dénprade
Dear 6 de noviembre,
Extra time sucks, doesn't it?
Yours,
12 de noviembre
Dear CF Clan Tropa,
Wait, if you score two goals in sixty minutes in extra time, this puts you on pace to score how many goals in the league? Ugh, math is hard.
-6 de noviembre
Dear Condadore,
Fancy meeting you here. Don't worry, we were so bad the last couple seasons we're poised to upset you.
~Blén CA
Dear Blén,
Yeah, good try.
-Condadore
Yo everyone,
I heard you like second-division clubs in your final, so we got to the final.
~Fábricas
Dear Fábricas,
Yeah, good try.
-Condadore
Dear second division,
Okay, just...give us a minute to figure this out...Trecelunas you have Millos at the end so if there has to be a winner, might as well be Trecelunas, we think, um, Fábricas, we know you're tired from the cup run but please beat Depor by a lot, like, three might not even be enough. Um. Quemavilla if you can get held to a draw or something by Granagua that would be great, if Granagua win, then, um...
Blearily,
San Pablo
Dear Pumas,
Yeah, okay, but honestly if you can't beat us at the end of the season maybe you shouldn't be qualifying for stuff anyway.
-Piratas de Grisolon
To our illustrious and historic neighbors,
This is awkward
Yo I heard you like
It has come to our understanding that you have been an innovator in expanding access to international football even among clubs that are not particularly outstanding. Might we please take advantage of this expansive policy?
Still reeling in shock,
Your neighbors
Dear Condadore,
Now this is how you get over stuff.
Love,
The champions
Dear Unión,
Suck it.
Yours,
12 de noviembre
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Blén CA 18 10 3 5 23 12 +11 33 Champions/CC
2 12 de noviembre 18 10 3 5 20 14 +6 33 CC
3 Alianza Ciruelas 18 9 5 4 25 13 +12 32 CC
4 CA Condadore 18 8 4 6 22 17 +5 28 GC
5 ICD Villago 18 8 4 6 21 17 +4 28 GC
6 Unión de Ciudagua 18 8 4 6 22 21 +1 28 GC
7 Universidad de Dénprade 18 7 2 9 27 32 -5 23
8 AC Mineros 18 4 6 8 12 15 -3 18
9 Ojedo Cerro 18 4 3 11 13 31 -18 15
10 CF Clan Tropa 18 3 4 11 4 17 -13 13
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Arcrés Millos 18 9 3 6 25 21 +4 30 SBCC
2 CD Quemavilla 18 7 8 3 28 18 +10 29 SBCC
3 CSD Trecelunas 18 7 6 5 27 19 +8 27 SBCC
4 Deportivo Peralta 18 8 3 7 29 23 +6 27 SBCC
5 San Pablo 18 7 6 5 32 27 +5 27
6 Ciervos de Granagua 18 7 4 7 21 24 -3 25
7 Fábricas 18 5 9 4 28 29 -1 24
8 FC Nacional 18 5 7 6 24 27 -3 22
9 Mapabore Juventud 18 3 6 9 19 28 -9 15
10 Piratas de Grisolon 18 3 6 9 18 35 -17 15
Otras Divisiones
Dear TQCC selection committee,
Sure, you could visit a first-division stadium. You could go to all the trouble of renaming some sponsored place. And you could expect a quiet match with no threat of damaging the well-maintained facilities. But that wouldn't be any fun.
Warmly,
Estadio Aramis Peralta, Ciudad Peralta (capacity, 68,000)
Dear GC selection committee,
Our best souvenir stalls are on the topmost deck, at opposite ends of the stadium. The media guides are a little overpriced, we admit, but that's because if you're literate enough to buy them you're probably foreign and want an in-depth look at our club's weird history. There are megaphones, of course, but they can be muted.
Sincerely,
Parque Parrar, Condadore (capacity, 30,000)
Dear SBCC selection committee,
We are located in the city of Arcrés. We are owned by a coalition of companies, who as such create an ever-rotating chain of concession stands and so on. The best was probably outside section 120, but it closed, so now the best is outside section 207. You can get rice and beans and beer there. Also we're about the only important stadium in Aguazul not to have a capacity of a multiple of a thousand (even if we messed that up early on, or was it just an expansion?), so that's probably pretty cool.
Pseudonymously,
"Estadio Arcrés," Arcrés (capacity, 55,500)
Dear Cygnus Cup selection committee,
Our stadium has been used for the final of a major international tournament, and suited. Also...the finals of our domestic cup are on neutral ground so it's possible some of them were here, due to our stadium being big, but it's never exactly clear where they are. Hmm. Anyway the point is it's suitable.
Yours, proudly displaying our actual name,
Estadio Prosperea, Ciudagua (capacity, 70,000)
Copa First Round:
Second Round:
Third Round:
Fourth Round:
Quarterfinals:
Blén CA 1-1 12 de noviembre (1-1 agg)
12 de noviembre 1-1 Blén CA (1-2 AET, 2-3 agg)
Arcrés Millos 0-6 CA Condadore (0-6 agg)
CA Condadore 0-0 Arcrés Millos (6-0 agg)
Fábricas 2-0 Rojos (2-0 agg)
Rojos 0-1 Fábricas (0-3 agg)
6 de noviembre 0-0 CF Clan Tropa (0-0 agg)
CF Clan Tropa 0-0 6 de noviembre (1-0 AET, 1-0 agg)
Semifinals:
Blén CA 1-3 CA Condadore (1-3 agg)
CA Condadore 1-1 Blén CA (4-2 agg)
Fábricas 3-2 CF Clan Tropa (3-2 agg)
CF Clan Tropa 0-1 Fábricas (2-4 agg)
Final:
CA Condadore 1-0 Fábricas (1-0 agg)
CA Condadore to the Cygnus Cup.