HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

by **Caninope** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:56 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Caninope wrote:No, no! Zombie Jesus Day simply pretends it has chocolate. In reality, it has the far inferior jellybeans.

What if they're chocolate jellybeans?

Then it's Easter.

by **Genivaria** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:56 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

Proof or GTFO.

Genivaria wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

Again. Proof or GTFO.

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:
No. It was a sperm cell and an ovary.

Created by... God

Ok, your startin to piss me off.

by **Renascibilitas** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:56 pm

Caninope wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
Humans normally don't eat them in the first place.

Would you like to explain to me how to eat a cucumber or tomato without eating the seeds?

I will.

Get ready for this, it'll flip your fucking world upside down!

Take them out.

by **Cu Math** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:56 pm

For those who get offended by us calling it "zombie Jesus day", you stole the name to disown pagan worship of Eostre back in the 13th century. You also seemed to have moved all your holidays closer to their holy days in order to convet them or w=question them, yet you claim this was the word of god? The bible has no mention of what day jesus died. nada. zip. It was randomly decided by cardinals to use a lunar calender just because it was easier. So for those who claim it is holy and direct from the bible, its not. Yes, perhaps there could be a less offensive term, i give you that, but the holiday itself is an invention to earn more respect (and therefore, money) for the church.

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:56 pm

Caninope wrote:Then it's Easter.

Oh no no no, you don't get to take our jellybeans away from us! >:(

by **The Akkadian Empire** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:57 pm

Pyravar wrote:
The Akkadian Empire wrote:Congratulations, you made a thread fifteen minutes before Easter Sunday, just so you could ridicule and ruin the image of Jesus Christ. At least the Orthodox Christians got a thread with some respect.

A shame that this is what it comes down to, kids parodying Christianity by comparing its Prophet to a brainless zombie, and celebrating his name by playing half a day of video games.

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.

Zombie Jesus bought him dinner. How cute. Perhaps he'll get a second date.

This is why those of Faith do not have respect for those not of Faith, thus bringing the cycle of Atheists against Theists all over again.

Maybe next time you'll keep your snide comments to yourself so we can all be spared of the moral headache.

by **Mavorpen** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:57 pm

Caninope wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
Humans normally don't eat them in the first place.

Would you like to explain to me how to eat a cucumber or tomato without eating the seeds?

Would you like to tell me how you know for a fact I even eat tomatoes or cucumbers or that I even implied that we NEVER eat the seeds.

by **Vaklor** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:57 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:
No. It was a sperm cell and an ovary.

Created by... God

no, created by the dudes ballsack

by **Soviet Canuckistan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Proof or GTFO.

Genivaria wrote:Again. Proof or GTFO.

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Created by... God

Ok, your startin to piss me off.

Use proper grammar.

by **Rupudska** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:No, fuck grapefruit.

Don't talk crap about grapefruit.

He was making an XKCD reference. In actuality, grapfefruit are pretty tasty.

So are pomegranates, but those things could turn bleach red.

by **Finium** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Caninope wrote:Then it's Easter.

Oh no no no, you don't get to take our jellybeans away from us!

I call upon you my fellow Americans to rise and defend our Soveriegn Jelly Beans!!!

by **Caninope** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Caninope wrote:Then it's Easter.

Oh no no no, you don't get to take our jellybeans away from us!

Chocolate jellybeans are what we use to bring the Zombie Jesus Day celebraters to the side of the Easter.

Join the Light side. We have dark and milk chocolate!

by **Soviet Canuckistan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Vaklor wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Created by... God

no, created by the dudes ballsack

which was created by... guess the answer.

by **Ende** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Some are compatible such as the golden rule which is to not do to thy neighbour what you wouldn't want done to you.

I prefer an eye for an eye. Because if you're always nice to people then most of them will just take advantage of you.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

And that would be bad. Could you imagine the traffic on Mondays?

by **Renascibilitas** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Genivaria wrote:

Ok, your startin to piss me off.

Use proper grammar.

Yes, when you can't refute the argument, correct the grammar!

by **Mavorpen** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:58 pm

This is quite possibly the greatest thread in months. The ignorance is hilarious, the rage is hilarious, and the hypocrisy is hilarious.

by **Wisconsin7** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Don't talk crap about grapefruit.

He was making an XKCD reference. In actuality, grapfefruit are pretty tasty.

So are pomegranates, but those things could turn bleach red.

Actually, I had completely forgotten about that one. Seriously though, fuck grapefruit.

by **Mavorpen** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Vaklor wrote:no, created by the dudes ballsack

which was created by... guess the answer.

Natural Selection.

by **Soviet Canuckistan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Renascibilitas wrote:
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Use proper grammar.

Yes, when you can't refute the argument, correct the grammar!

No, it was just to piss him off.

by **Caninope** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Caninope wrote:Would you like to explain to me how to eat a cucumber or tomato without eating the seeds?

Would you like to tell me how you know for a fact I even eat tomatoes or cucumbers or that I even implied that we NEVER eat the seeds.

You said humans don't normally eat the seeds, yet with several fruits (citrus fruits, cucumbers, tomatoes), humans do indeed normally eat the seeds.

by **Rupudska** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Vaklor wrote:no, created by the dudes ballsack

which was created by... guess the answer.

Honda?

by **Renascibilitas** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Renascibilitas wrote:
Yes, when you can't refute the argument, correct the grammar!

No, it was just to piss him off.

So you admit to being a troll?

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

The Akkadian Empire wrote:This is why those of Faith do not have respect for those not of Faith, thus bringing the cycle of Atheists against Theists all over again.

Maybe next time you'll keep your snide comments to yourself so we can all be spared of the moral headache.

Oh, of course, right.

It's the mocking that does causes all this friction.

Not the overwhelming societal pressure to believe in God, and a certain one at that.

Not being told that one will be punished eternally for being an unbeliever.

Not the constant condemnation of unbelievers as those without any real moral basis.

It's the lighthearted mocking that causes all this tension.

Well, you really showed me!

by **Hossaim** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:
Renascibilitas wrote:
Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

No, the Big BAang created everything, and either a previous universe or the Big Bang created us.

You can't act like it's proven that God exsits.

Where did God come from? You seem to be ignoring this completely.

by **The Akkadian Empire** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:59 pm

Genivaria wrote:Ok, your startin to piss me off.

Then don't reply and let it die?

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