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by Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:02 am
Laerod wrote:Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P
by Yes Im Biop » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:10 am
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Idaho Conservatives wrote:FST creates a half-assed thread, goes on his same old feminist rant, and it turns into a thirty page dogpile in under twenty four hours. Just another day on NSG.
Immoren wrote:Saphirasia and his ICBCPs (inter continental ballistic cattle prod)
by Drewsnia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:41 am
by Mercury Rising » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:22 am
by Arkinesia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:29 am
Aelosia wrote:
The mod team sent a Cease and Desist letter regarding that. IT is on the thread, if you do not believe me. The pictures I was planning to send to the top contributors are revealing, but not nude pictures or everything.Emporer Pudu wrote:It was a tradeoff between hoarding my internet dollars for another 5 hours of notoriety as someone on the leaderboards, or trading them for something itself invaluable but tangible. I made the wrong choice, I think.
I was sleeping, I am entitled to that right. I'm not a slave romanian call-girl or somethingItanica wrote:I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.
Oh if only you know what I do for a living, palHallistar wrote:
We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.
This. I did it for the lulz, and after all, quick and old participants should had realized my bikini pictures were posted in Nationstates before. It was a business strategy as any other, and it worked.
LET'S WRAP IT UP:
First of all, THANK YOU TO ALL THAT PARTICIPATED! I managed to make to the top 5, which was my objective at the beginning. I really thought I was not going to make it after a while, but I did it in the end. I did not join any revolution stuff because I am a staunch supporter for Max's way of managing the forum, I knew it was a joke, but even joking I am loyal to the current status quo of Nationstates. That's for the 40ish telegrams asking me to donate them to the revolution effort.
In the end, this was my particular way of an April 1st joke. IT WAS A JOKE after all. I uploaded a few new pictures, but almost all of them were already posted in the boards. I had a few more to post, but in the end sleep won over me. I cannot post any more revealing pictures, (I had a pair without nudity or something but a bit more "suggestive"), given the forum rules, and the moderators specifically stated I could not send them over TG to anyone, (and to be honest, I was NEVER EVER planning to do so, as per vague promises and marketing clouding. IN ANY CASE, remember my vague language when speaking about pics. You would be getting SPECIAL pictures or REVEALING images. In no sense I ever stated it was going to be NUDE pictures. I am nude in one of those, but I am behind a door and the door covers the bits, so it's ok (you can see an arm and the head). Another thing, I do not post pictures of me with eyesore and a swollen face without makeup and in pajamas and general state of dissarray, in case you were wondering why I did not post a picture of me taken during yesterday.
I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised, however, without breaking the forum rules AND the moderator's warning. I will be doing so by TG to make them feel special and privileged, not because the pictures are in any way more revealing than the ones posted in the OP.
It is nice to know lust is still one of the main drives in people's hearts, however. To prove that was my other objective for this joke. I managed to get a large amount of shares from women too, and that's sooo cool.
MY special thanks to the heaviest contributors, and to all my old generalite and roleplaying friends who also largely contributed to this. I had tons of fun, I hope the ones linked to this thread had lots too.
Disappointment Panda wrote:Don't hope for a life without problems. There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.
by Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:37 am
by Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:38 am
by Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:34 am
by Qazox » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:42 am
by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:44 am
Aelosia wrote:As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!
Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).
Just to show I'm real, I'm posting in the OP the first two pictures shared as per title:
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by The Willing » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:48 am
by Michael Kenmore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:07 am
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
by Stedicules » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:23 am
by Michael Kenmore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:30 am
Michael Kenmore wrote:I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?
Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.
The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.
For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
by Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:48 am
Qazox wrote:EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.
by Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:21 am
by The Republic of Nigerstan » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:06 pm
Aelosia wrote:I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised
by Saurisisia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:57 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:18 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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