WorldVision Song Contest 12 (Contest Thread)

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: Well looks like we've been delayed, the Palmouth entry was due next but they are still doing finshing touches, so we'll go to an commerial while we wait for the next act!

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: I forgot to comment on Little Lisa from Courezzia, and I must tell you, that was brilliant, it was a cracker!

[Swilatia]

OOC: Where is every-one?

[Palmouth]

OOC:I cannot post mine yet, I'm delaying it till last.

[Delaclava]

OOC: Where is every-one?

OOC: Sick of your excessive rudeness, perhaps?

[Achalya Santis]

Carlos Alfredo Portalla, nickname "Fanisha" will sing.

In a stage set for 19th-century New York City, in a colony of Achalsantinians, Fanisha comes with mer mezzo soprano voice and sweet opera music, with a violin from a kid. She carries a whip.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
FOR THOSE WHO HARASS MEEEEEEE
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY I SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
WHO THINKS WILL BURN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Tempo rises to 300 beats per minute. She changes to a leather suit, and keeps singing.*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY COUNTRY
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PEOPLE THINK I AM CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

*she repeats, while people do the chicken dance, and Fanisha floggs them in the back. They also carry a whip, and whip the scenario. Men carry her to the top of a "building".*

I CARRRRRRRRRRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
I CARRRRRRRRRRRRRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
CARGO UN LATIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!

*She faints, but receives a round of applause.*

[Courezzia]

Carlos Alfredo Portalla, nickname "Fanisha" will sing.

In a stage set for 19th-century New York City, in a colony of Achalsantinians, Fanisha comes with mer mezzo soprano voice and sweet opera music, with a violin from a kid. She carries a whip.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
FOR THOSE WHO HARASS MEEEEEEE
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY I SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
WHO THINKS WILL BURN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Tempo rises to 300 beats per minute. She changes to a leather suit, and keeps singing.*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY COUNTRY
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PEOPLE THINK I AM CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

*she repeats, while people do the chicken dance, and Fanisha floggs them in the back. They also carry a whip, and whip the scenario. Men carry her to the top of a "building".*

I CARRRRRRRRRRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
I CARRRRRRRRRRRRRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
CARGO UN LATIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CARRY A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!

*She faints, but receives a round of applause.*

HA: *faints*
JJ: *on the verge of fainting* Well, onto the next act... *faints*

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: That was the worst ever entry into this year's contest. WTF were they thinking. Well, looks like only 2 entries has impressed us so far and that's Mediane and Courezza. See you after the break for more from this contest. -Faints-

[Kingsley Bedford]

Sergei Aramov: Oh.... it's finished let me just get my earplugs out of my ears

SA: Muchb better. So we just heard the song from Achalya Santis. Which was a very disappointing effort. Considering their great entry last year. How many times can you crack a whip during a song. Yeah we get it..... you carry a damn whip. Are we supposed to give you a medal for it?
Anyway.... let's go to a commercial break & we'll be back soon with the next entry

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: We're back, and it's the big one ladies and gentlemen. Palmouth's turn to perform. Now, Lady Madonna will be joining Vieneese Mode for this song tonight, after the illness of the main singer Josphie Mina. Wish them well, because here we go!
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Vieneese Mode come out and start playing. Lady Madonna jumps out from the floor as the music stops, Fireworks surrond her. She countsdown 3,2,1 and the music starts again, She starts singing through the microphone

"Outside this planet, outside the galaxy, outside the universe surronding us,
Inside another universe, there is Mabuse,
Always very hot, spooky and scary, there lives Humans from far away Earth,
Everyone relaxing everyday in a heatwave
It gets too hot, the humans start to smell smoke,
And soon enough, they are buring to pieces"

Lady Madonna strips off her black hoody to reveal a red dress which symbolises fire!

Chorus
"Fire in Mabuse, it's destroys everything,
Fire in Mabuse, it kills everyone,
Nobody can escape, the fire burns too much,
The planet becomes a simple wasteland"

Intrumental, Lady Madonna dances around with her dancers. It starts getting hot, the fans are shown and are switched on. Lady Madonna returns to the microphone and starts singing the chorus again

"Fire in Mabuse, it's destroys everything,
Fire in Mabuse, it kills everyone,
Nobody can escape, the fire burns too much,
The planet becomes a simple wasteland"

She carries on:
"Once this planet becomes wastleland it explodes,
All there is, is nothing"

When she saids "NOTHING" she holds the highest note. Soon enough the music stops.

-the lights go out-

When the lights goes on, She saids "THANK YOU WORLDVISION, I LOVE YOU, PALMOUTH LOVES YOU"

She then leaves the stage with the band, to a standing ovation from Palmouth audiences, but what about the other countries.
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Matt Firthe: Lady Madonna has given us the greatest performance of her love out there, she did that brillaintly. The music was very good, and so was the lyrics! Well let's see what the others has said of the song!

[Courezzia]

DA: A superb effort from Palmouth, and is almost, considering the song, definately gonna get 12 points.
JJ: Yeah, certainly!

[Meciene]

Mecian WorldVision 12 Broadcast

Kyuo: Next up - Fanisha with 'Whip' for Achlaya Santis.

Jeremy: Whip? As in Cream?

Kyuo: Maybe..

-Performance-

Jeremy: The utter fail of this entry is worse than what we have seen so far! *ROFLs*

Kyuo: Oh my gosh! *giggles* OOOH!! I GOTTAA WHEEIIIPPP!! *laughs*

Jeremy: SO YOUU CANT HARASS MEEE!!!! *laughs*

Kyuo: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *collapses on floor*

Jeremy: *wipes tears*
While we laugh at the AS entry *giggle*, you may watch the next entry, 'Fire In Mabuse' by Vienesse Mode representing Palmouth! *continues laughing*

-Performance-

Jeremy: 'Fire In Mabuse' by Vienesse Mode for Palmouth! That was quite a great effort - surpassing all entries we have currently seen!

Kyuo: The stage getting hot? That was one quite original effect!

Jeremy: The lyrics are very meaningful, yet I still do not know what Mabuse means..

Kyuo: This song will certainly leave a lasting effect on most of us! Props to Vienesse Mode!

(OOC: Palmouth, its M-e-c-i-e-n-e )

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: We have some postive views on Fire in Mabuse. In case your wondering what Mabuse is, it's a fictional planet which is featured in the Lady Madonna book for adults, Mabuse. It seemed a great job getting Lady Madonna to replace the orginal singer, and she wowed the crowd out there. They are still appausing the song! WOW! This looks like the winner so far, with apologizes to our neighbours Courezzia! Next song coming up!

[Palmouth]

Bump!

[Palmouth]

Bump again, are you fed up of this?

[Tisiume]

Tisiume's selected act was Tisiumem Brigad (The Tisiumem Brigade), singing "Avijon" (Aeroplane), and fittingly, they were dressed as cabin crew, though with disco-styled outfits to match the song. The majority of the song is sung in Lingha Tisiumem, though the last verse and chorus are in English.

Si tu vut aver un vi huerue
Il fatu ke tu vol
Toş teş suçis va diparater
Zhónos pásşé sus sol

Eşke tu vut voler lontanié?
Al zhóno-lá pass le-fé

Toş noş reves sur al avijon
Par avijon
Tu ne vut pa te anfui?
Pass en party sur al avijon
Par avijon
Se nót pur dansé, relansé e planché
Telment amur, toş ke tu vut
Par avijon

At this point, a large Tisiumem flag moves across the back of the stage, and 2 backing dancers hide behind it.

Si tu vut crijer joiy al sijel
Il fatu ke tu l'kroa
Toş teş sentments se fást si réal
E blanc se fást al noa

Eşke tu vut viver lontanié?
Al zhóno-lá pass le-fé

Toş noş reves sur al avijon
Par avijon
Tu ne vut pa te anfui?
Pass en party sur al avijon
Par avijon
Se nót pur dansé, relansé e planché
Telment amur, toş ke tu vut
Par avijon

They then switch to English, and the instrumentation becomes quieter.

If you want to know yourself truly
You need to search your soul
If you want to escape far away
Only flight will reach the goal

Don't you want to start anew?
A new life is waiting for you

Then, suddenly, the instruments kick back in, the flag is lifted and a large model of the side of an aeroplane is behind it. As they sing the final chorus, the members of the band dance on the steps up to the aeroplane before boarding it, then the side comes apart to reveal the aeroplane's evacuation slide, which the band members slide down.

All your dreams are on the aeroplane
This aeroplane
Flying where your heart desires
Do anything here on the aeroplane
This aeroplane
It's all for you, so be who you want to be
Don't regret life, let joy beat strife
On the aeroplane
Par avijon
Par avijon!

"THANK YOU IGLESIAN ARCHIPELAGO! THANK YOU!"

[Meciene]

Mecian WorldVision 12 Broadcast

Jeremy: Up next - Tisiume. They got Tisiunmem Brigad to sing 'Avijon'.

-Performance-

Kyuo: 'Avijon', quite a catchy tune. At least its not purely about aviation, or that would cause a laughing stock.

Jeremy: The song was OK, the vocals were OK, the performance was bland! I mean, the only thing that awakened me was the part with the aeroplane.

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: Is this contest poor this year, that was another stupid entry. The performance was dull, and boring. I believe there's Meciene, Palmouth, Cachette De Lions and Courezzia in the running for Victory right now, I'm saying Meciene will get our 12 points and will win, but the praise for Palmouth's entry might help us too. See you after the break for more from WorldVision 12.

[Meciene]

Mecian WorldVision 12 Broadcast

Kyuo: Nine countries down - alot more to go. We shall review all the songs that had already been broadcast, and predict what's next.

Jeremy: We're done reviewing the Cachette De Lions' and Physicolian entries, so let's move on to our own entry.

Kyuo: I've heard reports of people stabbing themselves and doing emo-ish things to themselves. This could affect our votes - alot.

Jeremy: At least its clear who are the people who wouldn't vote for us!

Kyuo: Our performance was bland, but its really about Youlee's singing that made 'Alone' complete.

Jeremy: Youlee wouldn't even dare to show cleavage. She said so in an earlier interview.

Kyuo: Neeext: Grittonia!

Jeremy: Lyrics are too gangster-ish, not exactly the type you'd see at WorldVision. At WorldVision 11, these guys sang in Dutch, which was considered a stunning effort. Maybe its because no one knew what they were saying, but English did not do these guys justice.

Kyuo: So far, Grittonia is the only one who sang rap in this competition. Do we give points for originality?

Jeremy: Ugh. Rap is usually unmelodious, with nonsensical lyrics usually about gangster life.

Kyuo: Next, Courezzia sent the song 'Little Lisa' by The Swingers.

Jeremy: It differentiates itself from all the other genres that came before. Cachette De Lions got Disco, Physicolia had Rock, we had a Ballad, Grittonia with Rap/Hip Hop, and Courezzia came with Jazz.

Kyuo: Jazz was so 80's, but they brought it back from the dead by this spectacular performance. The adult population added with the song 'Little Lisa' equals either a 8, 10, or 12 pointer vote.

Jeremy: Midway through the song, I was thinking 'C'mon Swingers! Shake your damn hips more!' Their hips stayed in the same movement throughout this song, which might have an effect on the points, or any, that this song will recieve.

Kyuo: We'll be back with the reviews of the Sophia City, Achalya Santis, Palmouth and Tisiume entries! In the meantime, watch the Kingsley Bedford entry!

[Kingsley Bedford]

Vlad's People (Vlad & Erkeatrina) step onto the stage, where purple screens and pyros surround them when music begins to play...

(OOC: Parody of Montenegro 2009 "Just Get out of my life") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Fb09bNnD0

Erkatrina: woah. woah oh oh oh

Vlad:
Everybody's saying that you were fucking with my wife
and I'm likely to believe that it's true
Everyone is spreading the rumours all about this
I know it 's all gonna come back to you

It's not wise for you to touch
because I love her much too much
so Don't fuck with my wife.... hey

CHORUS:
Don't fuck with her fuck with her no no no
Don't fuck with her fuck with her in my bed
it's beyond believeble truth that she even slept with you

So don't fuck with her fuck with her anyday
don't fuck fuck with her no damn way
you have run out of time
but you've already done the crime
so don't fuck with my wife

VERSE 2:
Well even though all has been done it makes me feel so angry
you are a traitor and I will dishonour you
Everytime I turn around I see you with her
you'd find it best if you just leave her alone

Your overwhelming me
with your thirst for that sweet sweet thing
please Don't fuck with my wife

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE

Becase I love her more than you ever will
I find it hard to let things go
so don't fuck with my wife

It's beyond believable truth that she even slept with you

Chorus x1

then end


VP: THANK YOU!

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: That was another bad song, although better than Fuck the System. Sadly, no contender for this year's main battle. In our predictions, this is what the scoreboard for the top 3 should be by the end:

1. Palmouth - 301 points
2. Meciene - 300 points
3. Courezzia - 297 points

That's what the media thinks here, but is that gonna happen.

Still plenty of entries to go, so we'll be back after this message.

[Swilatia]

SBC 3 WorldVision Coverage

Sofianska: Now, Palmouth and their presenters might talk about how the Sophia City entry was so terrible it made 5 people kill themselves, but if any song really makes people want to kill themselves, it's this one...

Sawienski: Kill themselves... no I think the song would do it directly, my ears are still bleeding after this. And yet, in Achalya Santis, 5 people kill themselves because of the Sophia City entry... this thing wins a national contest.

Sofianska: Easy... they already heard it before... any-one who would die from it already has, and the survivors voted for it... for some reason....

Sawienski: Well, then, they all know you carry whip, why must you keep telling us... seriously... stop screaming about your stupid whip... I wish I carried a pair of earplugs... they seemed to work great for the Kingfordian presenters... maybe Palmouth should try them, instead of censoring the contest...

Sofianska: Yeah... they wanted every-one to turn of their TV's for the Sophia City entry... did they turn them back on in time for the Achalya Santis... it would be great if they got to miss their own entry because of this nonsense... and then they'll all be like, why is no-one voting for us.
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Sawienski: That was better then I expected from Palmouth... I'm surprised they haven't banned it yet.

Sofianska: They'll find a reason to ban it... They banned Sophia City because it was "too rude", they banned Grittonia's blog because it was "too shocking", and they banned their own flag for some reason. They have a new flag, but I like the old one better.

Sawienski: I feel bad for the people of Palmouth... being treated like little kids and having everything censored from them. I think Palmouth could end up banning their own WorldVision entry at some point. What have they to lose? You can't vote for your own country anyway.

Sofianska: They're not going to win anyway... they're confident that they can finish with more then 300 points, but really, You couldn't even do that if every-one gave them 12 points. And they're not getting my vote.

Sawienski: We'll just have to wait and see... 1 vote doesn't make a difference in 100 000 000 votes, but something tells me, that you can take two off, and the song won't get this many votes, next up, Tisiume.

[Meciene]

Mecian WorldVision 12 Broadcast

Jeremy: Welcome back to Meciene's broadcast of WorldVision 12. Before the break, we were commenting on Courezzia's entry. We shall be commenting on Sophia City's entry now.

Kyuo: Its a good rock song, but why all the hate? I mean, it clearly expresses the feelings of todays youth against some tightly-controlled governments. Sophia City might have one, but that's beyond WorldVision.

Jeremy: While the screen was bombarded with F-words, some few people commited suicide. What the hell? The word is just a word, almost as good as any other. Why would people kill themselves just by hearing Fuck 20 times.

/pause/

Jeremy: Oh right. Religion.

Kyuo: After destroying our ears, we were attacked again by another horrible entry. The Achlaya Santis entry entitled 'Whip'. Opera music in WorldVision? I. Don't. Think. So.

Jeremy: I almost forgot how hilariously funny this entry is. *starts laughing*

Kyuo: You'd think that their national finals had something less-fail opera. Whips are for weaponry, NOT to sing about. I have to give props to Fanisha's voice, though. The lyrics and presentation just had my conscience playing russian roulette.

Jeremy: Palmouth is next, with their fire-riffic entry.

Kyuo: Presentation of the song really captivated me, so did Lady Madonna's voice. The lyrical meaning, however, is not one of the best.

Jeremy: So it starts as a microwave, and ends as NOOOTHIIIINGGGG!!!! *breathes*

Kyuo: At least the vocals and performance were good, which makes this entry the best one.. yet.

Jeremy: Tisiume then sang about aviation, and dreams about aviation.

Kyuo: We couldn't understand the first parts, but those were sung melodiously. I thought that this performance might top Palmouth's until I heard the English.

Jeremy: So they're connecting dreams with flying, not a perfect combination.

Kyuo: Next is the entry we have just seen, Kingsley Bedford's.

Jeremy: The song was almost as bad as Tisiume's. What the hell were they thinking? Telling lots of billions of people never to fuck with your wife? Oh my gosh!

Kyuo: "Don't fuck with her! Fuck with her! No no no no!" So basically, the lyrics contradict themselves, enough said.

Jeremy: Remember the past Rivrean adultery protests? This could be the perfect anthem! Catchy, flashy and straight to the point!

Kyuo: Please do remember that this is WorldVision, not the RWAMHRTHSWO protests. The song does not convey much in WorldVision. Tough luck for Vlad's People.

[Palmouth]

Matt Firthe: Breaking news from outside WorldVision, PALMOUTH has a new flag! More details later on the Palmouth Late News with Anna Jacobs. Now back to the show, who's next I believe?

[Bears Armed]

In their dressing room, 'Little Brenn and the Bluebirds' are getting ready to go on stage...