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by Esternial » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:54 am
by Underium » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:59 am
by Yuktova » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:49 am
Goldsaver said: This is murder, not a romantic date!
by Alevuss » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:38 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He spoke briefly and quickly to Zerit. "Never put very much stock in them myself. If you did that for every dream you had, you'd soon find that you'd be obbessed with every minor detail. In my opinion, the future is what you make of it." He turned to Grim. "Now? You talk to me about it eighteen years after the bloody fact?" he asked, glancing at the clock. A few minutes before classes began.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:24 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:28 pm
Alevuss wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He spoke briefly and quickly to Zerit. "Never put very much stock in them myself. If you did that for every dream you had, you'd soon find that you'd be obbessed with every minor detail. In my opinion, the future is what you make of it." He turned to Grim. "Now? You talk to me about it eighteen years after the bloody fact?" he asked, glancing at the clock. A few minutes before classes began.
Theme Music
"Yessir," Grimoire said becoming more serious in tone and expression. "I felt this would be the best time, since I have long healed my mental state now, allowing for more credibility. And before I begin, do not worry about student's being in my class without a teacher, the room has been sealed to prevent entry.
Grim then leaned towards Crowley, put both his hands on his desk and spoke quietly, to prevent anyone from overhearing him talk about the start of his nervous breakdown.
"After the revival of Valaran Fixban, I was found in a pile of ash and vomit," Grimoire began, then bluntly stating, "The vomit was not part of the..er...breakdown," as if it were to sound like something of life changing proportions, but in reality, only sounded like the ravings of a mad man remembering the past.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Underium » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:50 pm
by Olthar » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:06 pm
by Alevuss » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:09 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alevuss wrote:
Theme Music
"Yessir," Grimoire said becoming more serious in tone and expression. "I felt this would be the best time, since I have long healed my mental state now, allowing for more credibility. And before I begin, do not worry about student's being in my class without a teacher, the room has been sealed to prevent entry.
Grim then leaned towards Crowley, put both his hands on his desk and spoke quietly, to prevent anyone from overhearing him talk about the start of his nervous breakdown.
"After the revival of Valaran Fixban, I was found in a pile of ash and vomit," Grimoire began, then bluntly stating, "The vomit was not part of the..er...breakdown," as if it were to sound like something of life changing proportions, but in reality, only sounded like the ravings of a mad man remembering the past.
"Continue." Crowley said, waiting to see where this would go.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:09 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Underium » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:16 pm
by Esternial » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:17 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:18 pm
Alevuss wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Continue." Crowley said, waiting to see where this would go.
Theme Music
"I heard the voice of a grown woman. I stood up and answered her, however," he paused. "Upon the revealing of herself, at the sight of her I threw up. She looked like this horribly overweight gypsy with clown clothes. She said a few words and couldn't understand she then said something else, but i-it was so long ago I can't remember all of it. I can only remember her saying: 'Forget my tongue, and I... Fuck me... Afraid?' After that, I began to lose consciousness, but I do remember her pointing at her eye and at mine."
Grimoire then stood upright again.
"I just thought I should tell you. Perhaps you may be able to help me figure it out?"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:25 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Esternial » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:27 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by New East Ireland » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:29 pm
by Alevuss » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alevuss wrote:
Theme Music
"I heard the voice of a grown woman. I stood up and answered her, however," he paused. "Upon the revealing of herself, at the sight of her I threw up. She looked like this horribly overweight gypsy with clown clothes. She said a few words and couldn't understand she then said something else, but i-it was so long ago I can't remember all of it. I can only remember her saying: 'Forget my tongue, and I... Fuck me... Afraid?' After that, I began to lose consciousness, but I do remember her pointing at her eye and at mine."
Grimoire then stood upright again.
"I just thought I should tell you. Perhaps you may be able to help me figure it out?"
Crowley blinked. He began, "You're absolutely sure that it wasn't a dream-" when the bell rang for classes to begin. "Head to your class, we'll discuss this at lunch." he told the teacher.
by Rupudska » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:36 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by New East Ireland » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:43 pm
by Esternial » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:49 pm
by Olthar » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:51 pm
by New East Ireland » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:58 pm
Olthar wrote:After hearing the bell ring, Jojo quickly ran off to class.
Occult Studies? Why do I have to learn this? Why did I come to this school, again? Ah, nevermind that.
After spending some time looking around, Jojo finally found the class and walked in.
"... And don't make any sounds," the teacher was saying.
"Oh, sorry I'm late Mr. ...Seward," Jojo said after looking at his class schedule, "This school is so big. It's like a maze. I can't find anything due to it's strange, maze-like layout."
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