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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:56 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:30 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:00 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:56 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:08 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Esternial » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:01 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:10 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Esternial » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:21 am
by Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:28 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:47 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:49 am
by Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:02 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:07 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:23 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:36 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Rupudska » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:54 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Alastor knew what was coming. He knew it was going to be difficult, and thus he changed into his true form, his towering black armor refusing to reflect any light as he held his hell-born longsword in his left hand, an orb of concentrated dark energy in his right. He surveyed the surroundings, and turned to Michael.
"ARCHANGEL! On your mark, the Knights will come!" He shouted at the archangel.
L'Enfer, meanwhile, was preparing a portal, looking around for possible foes.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Esternial » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:05 pm
Olthar wrote:Don't worry, there'll be plenty of people where you're going. Calliel is currently in the middle of Chicago.
Opening another portal, Victoira telekinetically pushed everyone except for Desmond through before closing it.
Turning to the god, Victoira said, Alright, now that they're gone, we can begin. Though, before we start, I have something to do quick. I'll be right back.
Placing her hand upon the crystal ball, Victoria plane shifted out of the dimension, appearing back in the Élan sanctuary. Immediately after, she shifted back, leaving the ball behind.
That thing is quite useful. I wouldn't want it destroyed. Now then, let's start. While you slow down the dimension, I'll reshape it to ensure the black hole doesn't kill us.
Concentrating on the boarders of her dimension, Victoria shrank it down by about fifty feet, pouring the space into a separate, smaller sphere disconnected from the main one.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:16 pm
by Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:24 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:28 pm
by Nature-Spirits » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:40 pm
by New East Ireland » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:43 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James readied fireballs. "MALAKH! DAMIEN! KEEP THE ROOKIES BACK!" He ordered, the moved forward to try and find Calliel and put and end to him.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:56 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James readied fireballs. "MALAKH! DAMIEN! KEEP THE ROOKIES BACK!" He ordered, the moved forward to try and find Calliel and put and end to him.
Gabriel flew from Damien into the body of a bystander, as Damien retrieved an MP5 from his bag. "Bring it on bitches!" he yelled, as he opened fire into a crowd of demons. Malakh looked at James. "Wait!" he yelled, as he flew in front of James and pulled him behind some rubble. "James, I need to tell you something before you go."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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