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Gudetamia
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Posts: 32
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gudetamia » Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:23 am

Sir,this is Chick-Fil-A,not 911
Would you like some fries?
911! Memes are invading my street!
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Come check me out!
Also,I'm the anime egg-loving person you think I am.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27213
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:02 pm

I know. Who do you think coordinated fhe invasion?

9-1-1 Help! Someone stole two grapes from the supermarket!
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You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
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The Vooperian Union
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Posts: 1644
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:42 pm

THATS IT!!!! *Airstrike please. Yes, I want it there. No, I don’t care about the “Civilians” or whatever you call em.*
Help! My noodles were slightly too cold last night :(
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WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to the dieselpunk early space empire we call Vuran. Here, tanks and spaceships alike burn diesel, giant zeppelins pump black smog into the air as they fly, and vast orbtal reflectors compensate for the ludicrous CO2 emissions. Remember your gas masks, the pollution in some areas will kill you outright without it! But you can always just move to the moon, right?
Sup, I'm the genderflux enTETy and creator of TETea™!
You may know me, you may not, but I ALWAYS COME BACK. Factbooks not-canon; they are under rework.
No, I won't stop trying to turn people into furries.
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Msje
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 106
Founded: Apr 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Msje » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:44 pm

Pee on them to warm them up.

911, theres a weird bunion on my left big toe.
i hate ducks
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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 920
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:46 pm

Alright ma'am, can you please describe your issue in more detail before we send over some officers?


I made a crude joke and after witnessing the consequences now, I wanna die. Can any of y'all send a cop and shoot me in the head?
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
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Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.
Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.
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Heldervin
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Posts: 1006
Founded: Oct 01, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Heldervin » Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:01 pm

We can not do that sir, but we can put you in a pool of acid.

911, I'm in possession of acid!
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The Vooperian Union
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Posts: 1644
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:04 pm

Heldervin wrote:We can not do that sir, but we can put you in a pool of acid.

911, I'm in possession of acid!

Which kind? If it’s the drug, what’s your address so we can do confiscate all of it.
I have the strong desire to spread the pathOwOgen. Please give me tips and tricks. Or become infected. All the better.
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WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to the dieselpunk early space empire we call Vuran. Here, tanks and spaceships alike burn diesel, giant zeppelins pump black smog into the air as they fly, and vast orbtal reflectors compensate for the ludicrous CO2 emissions. Remember your gas masks, the pollution in some areas will kill you outright without it! But you can always just move to the moon, right?
Sup, I'm the genderflux enTETy and creator of TETea™!
You may know me, you may not, but I ALWAYS COME BACK. Factbooks not-canon; they are under rework.
No, I won't stop trying to turn people into furries.
Allied to the Reggies.
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Unclear
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Unclear » Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:24 pm

The Vooperian Union wrote:
Heldervin wrote:We can not do that sir, but we can put you in a pool of acid.

911, I'm in possession of acid!

Which kind? If it’s the drug, what’s your address so we can do confiscate all of it.
I have the strong desire to spread the pathOwOgen. Please give me tips and tricks. Or become infected. All the better.

Contain yourself, whatever you are.

911, I have my finger stuck in a guitar!
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I still reserve the right to /stillme anyone who is a defamer, selanophobe, embassy imperialist, or fascist
Don't Stop For Nothing
How much thrash could thrash if thrash the heck of thrash thrash the heck out of thrash.
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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 920
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:31 pm

Okay sir, have you tried using pliers or wire cutters? Or if it's been severed, tried shaking it out?


I can't get an embarassing moment that happened a few hours ago out of my head and It's killing me.
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.
Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.
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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:20 am

Cerespasia wrote:Okay sir, have you tried using pliers or wire cutters? Or if it's been severed, tried shaking it out?


I can't get an embarassing moment that happened a few hours ago out of my head and It's killing me.

Oh..... That also happenes to me. The only way to get rid of it is committing seppuku.
911, I recently always post the wrong thing in the wrong thread, or forget to post something important, or commit terrible spelling mistakes!
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I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

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2nd Apil Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 20, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 2nd Apil Republic » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:26 pm

911, what's your emergency?
They suggest my name should be quote on quote "2nd April Republic"
2nd Apil Republic
random nation in NationStates
1.6 type civilization according to this index
here's what you need to know about me
"Gloria pro Natione Nostra, Terra erit libera!"
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The Vooperian Union
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Posts: 1644
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:30 pm

One sec, third march republic, let me put you on hold.

Wait, AAN was skipped. Gimme a sec.
AAN:
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I could not resist, my fursona has been turned into a cat :3
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WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to the dieselpunk early space empire we call Vuran. Here, tanks and spaceships alike burn diesel, giant zeppelins pump black smog into the air as they fly, and vast orbtal reflectors compensate for the ludicrous CO2 emissions. Remember your gas masks, the pollution in some areas will kill you outright without it! But you can always just move to the moon, right?
Sup, I'm the genderflux enTETy and creator of TETea™!
You may know me, you may not, but I ALWAYS COME BACK. Factbooks not-canon; they are under rework.
No, I won't stop trying to turn people into furries.
Allied to the Reggies.
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Experina
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:15 am

How is that an emergency?? Well, you probably know the deal now, throw it.


(In a french accent)
Help! I got smashed in the head and now I speak in a french accent!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 1286
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:29 am

First, learn how to pronounce "H" properly.
Help! Darth Vader is Force-choking Childe!
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Where milk and honey are plentiful!
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Ay, ay! (May God of Ultra protect this nation!)
Hail Stratonesia! Praise Be to Ultra!
No, that's not news headlines.
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7 Trees
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Posts: 262
Founded: Aug 18, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby 7 Trees » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:35 am

Sorry, but it seems you are currently watching a movie or show. If you would like to cancel your subscription to 911 it will be $500 upfront, if you wish to continue your subscription you will be automatically charged $19.99 monthly.
911, I lost a game of Monopoly and accidently chopped my friends head off.
Life is short, enjoy it.
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A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.
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Hidrandia
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Posts: 1952
Founded: Jan 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Hidrandia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:50 am

I'm sure you can glue them back together with the lessons learned from Monopoly.

The number 1 which follows 1 which is also following 9, please aid me. I who is Mr Man, hensforth refered to as I. Appear to have/had/will have a contagious(highly spreadible) disease which forces I also known as Mr Man, to speak in obtuse(over 90 degress) language. Send aid immediatly!
The first Republic has fallen, Long live the second Republic!
me views here,NS stats are NOT canon
I took the test of doom scarty now dis
I have music recomend which is this rendition of Spasmodic
Nonesense test
I categorically deny any and all claims which I am a furry.
test 2 prism land
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Experina
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:12 am

Well, I'll send lava, it will surely help get rid of it.
Help! I met an British person and I'm getting infected with an very contagious disease!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!
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The Vooperian Union
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Posts: 1644
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:35 am

CHEWSDAY, INNIT???

Help, I have turned into a cat :3
WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to the dieselpunk early space empire we call Vuran. Here, tanks and spaceships alike burn diesel, giant zeppelins pump black smog into the air as they fly, and vast orbtal reflectors compensate for the ludicrous CO2 emissions. Remember your gas masks, the pollution in some areas will kill you outright without it! But you can always just move to the moon, right?
Sup, I'm the genderflux enTETy and creator of TETea™!
You may know me, you may not, but I ALWAYS COME BACK. Factbooks not-canon; they are under rework.
No, I won't stop trying to turn people into furries.
Allied to the Reggies.
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The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38277
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Rich Port » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:37 am

Ambattupolitic AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS
CONSERVATISM IS FEAR AND STAGNATION AS IDEOLOGY. ONLY MARCH FORWARD.
Pronouns: She/Her
The Alt-Right Playbook
Alt-right/racist terminology
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Experina
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:59 pm

What happened here??

Praise the earth, worship the earth, be the earth..
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!
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Weinerdog Appreciators
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Weinerdog Appreciators » Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:56 am

*HANGS UP IMMEDIATELY*
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 600
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Daphomir » Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:59 am

Hello? Hello? Ergh, stupid prank callers, I'm done with this sh...


911! *doesn't talk*
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: Level 3
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Assassins BrotherHoodd
Minister
 
Posts: 3201
Founded: Feb 05, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Assassins BrotherHoodd » Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:02 pm

I’m sorry but prank calling, a emergency line is very illegal.

The CAPYBARS ARE EVERYWHERE! THEY BIT MY HAND OFF! HELPPPPP.
Embassy Program.March song.
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NS stats are not cannon.
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Cannonio
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Dec 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cannonio » Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:29 pm

Are they really capybaras, or are they robotic imitations?

Why the hell is Flowey the Flower in my world?
Named after cannons, Cannonio has a long history. You should like the detail put into it.
Ruling Party: Socio-Liberal party
Founded: 234 AD (Revolted from Rome)
Crazy Text

A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.
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Matamorosia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:19 pm

To make it into Baking Flour.

911, Hi.
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