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by The Palentine » Tue Feb 06, 2024 4:04 am
by Simone Republic » Tue Feb 06, 2024 4:26 am
The Palentine wrote:Philo looks over at the door, smiles and says,
"Church you say? Why I'll have you know Jim, I was a consecrated boy!""
by The Palentine » Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:52 pm
by Daphomir » Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:55 pm
"2When I was a little boy
(When I was just a boy)
And the devil would call my name
(When I was just a boy)
I'd say "Who do
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"
(When I was just a boy)
I'm a concentrated boy
(When I was just a boy)
I'm a singer in a Sunday choir
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
Ooh, she rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
When I was grown to be a man
(Grown to be a man)
And the devil would call my name
(Grown to be a man)
And I'd say, "Who do
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"
(Grown to be a man)
I'm a consummated man
(Grown to be a man)
I can snatch a little purity
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
Oh, yeah, rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
If I was President
(Was the President)
And the Congress called my name
(Was the President)
I'd say "Who do
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"
(Who do you think you're fooling?)
I've got the Presidential Seal
(Was the President)
I'm up on the Presidential Podium
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
Oh, yeah, she rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
My mama loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
My mama loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
She loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
Yes, she loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
Oh she loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
(Loves you like a rock)
Yes she loves me
(Loves you like a rock)
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
(Loves you like a rock)"
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by Great Beulah Land » Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:31 am
by Simone Republic » Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:23 am
by Retired WerePenguins » Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:21 am
God, I wish somebody would have told me when I was younger
That all bodies aren't the same
Photoshop itty bitty models on magazine covers
Told me I was overweight
I stopped eating, what a bummer
Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
I'd say, "Psst!
I know Victoria's secret
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me"
Cashin' in on body issues
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria's secret:
She was made up by a dude (Dude)
Victoria was made up by a dude (Dude)
Victoria was made up by a dude
by Great Beulah Land » Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:51 am
by Tigrisia » Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:12 am
Great Beulah Land wrote:"We sho got some fine music in this bar now. We oughta think about havin a karaoke night! Why, myself I'm a walkin catalogue of 60's and 70's soul and funk."
by Great Beulah Land » Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:05 pm
by Great Beulah Land » Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:39 pm
by The Palentine » Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:59 am
Great Beulah Land wrote:"Now all y'all can use my karaoke machine. Don't be bashful. We just havin' a good time here!"
by Tigrisia » Mon Feb 12, 2024 8:27 am
Great Beulah Land wrote:"Now all y'all can use my karaoke machine. Don't be bashful. We just havin' a good time here!"
by Great Beulah Land » Mon Feb 12, 2024 9:40 am
by Retired WerePenguins » Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:53 pm
Oh how many arms have held you
And hated to let you go
How many, oh how many, I wonder
But I really don't want, I don't want to know
Oh how many lips have kissed you
And set, set your soul aglow, yes they did
How many, oh how many, I wonder, yes I do
But I really don't want to know
So always make, make me wonder
And always make, make me guess
And even, you know even if I ask you
Oh darling oh don't you, don't confess
Just let it, let it remain your secret
Oh for darling, darling I love you so
No wonder, yeah no wonder, I wonder
Mm, 'cause I really don't want, I don't want to know
by The Palentine » Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:20 am
by B1G JIM SLADE » Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:32 am
by The Overmind » Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:11 pm
by B1G JIM SLADE » Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:52 pm
by The Overmind » Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:06 pm
by B1G JIM SLADE » Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:17 pm
The Overmind wrote:"The collective is impressed with your musical gifts. If it were not a violation of WA law, we would greatly like to assimilate you into the swarm, that we might benefit from absorbing your unique symphonic abilities into our fold. The learnèd cadence would assist with coordinating the movements of the innumerable broods, while the dialectal aspects of your talent could be used as a redundant form of communication over the hivemind. The sonorous qualities we would gain could be used to lure our enemies out of hiding, or into a false sense of security. You should consider joining us, as our thrall, that you might also benefit from the fury and the might of the swarm."
by The Overmind » Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:32 pm
by Murray the Evil Skull » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:32 am
by B1G JIM SLADE » Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:09 pm
Murray the Evil Skull wrote:Then Murray turned his attention to the shrine and noticed it wss very dusty.
by The Overmind » Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:34 pm
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