by Vonum » Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:51 pm
by Narland » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:35 pm
by Dairasam » Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:44 pm
THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanesespywho decided to ruin his life with politics
Alright, i'll try to be more active this time.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
Sadly, I'll be retiring the News board, it just started feeling like a chore for me to do (aka im lazy).
by Foederatio Aswaltica » Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:47 pm
by Naui Tu » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:31 am
NTTV News! 33 deg Celsius here | New CuteCollect special plushie: Hello Kitty | KFC closed 2 restaurants at Estlina today | MacBook sales uprisingIC Flag | IDK
by Stranarei » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:33 am
Narland wrote:Reality 2
This worlds politicians are entertainers and entertainers are its politicians! But for some reason those who were professionally both for a length of time (Ronald Reagan, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Donald Trump) are nowhere to be found. Televangelists, Infomercial Hosts, and sappy children's tv show actors/producers like who made Barney the Dinosaur in this reality instead became some of the worst criminals known to mankind.
The Fab Four (Beatles) were outstanding British PMs, PCs, and diplomats. Bill Clinton (Slick and the True Colors Band) was an saxophonist and now movie actor. Representative Frank Zappa stopped the Vietnam War before it even started and Weird Al Yankovic (as President Alfred Yankovic) successfully contended with the foreign Elevator Muzak extremists blowing up the World Music Center of NYC, (also known as the International Music Towers, or Twin Towers), without dragging us into forever wars. Rumor has it that he has Polka Party leanings!
But all is not well in this universe. Even though political parties are treated like musical tastes, adherents to musical genres are what defines social groups. There is currently a harsh civil war between the Countricans and the Westocrats -- and only they seem to know among themselves the difference between Country and Western. The Polka Party wages its war of liberation to free people from IP oppression with secret servers from which to torrent. And the People's National Folk Party is looking for anyone who doesn't like square dancing... for every dance. For some strange reason known only to the script writers, Reality Jumper just got put on their radar for folkification. Time to jump to Reality 3.
by Vonum » Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:39 am
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by Stranarei » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:18 pm
by Simonia » Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:03 pm
Simonian News: Exiled Simonian fascists found in Hepina and Eclipsine
by Naui Tu » Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:59 pm
NTTV News! 33 deg Celsius here | New CuteCollect special plushie: Hello Kitty | KFC closed 2 restaurants at Estlina today | MacBook sales uprisingIC Flag | IDK
by Beetopia » Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:02 pm
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BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
by Vonum » Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:58 pm
by High Earth » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:30 pm
by Bayshire » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:35 pm
by Beetopia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:09 pm
The Daily Jar News Network| 2032 ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE)(thanks to Volkovya for the news thingy)
BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
by Saint Kanye » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:42 pm
by Simonia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:42 pm
Simonian News: Exiled Simonian fascists found in Hepina and Eclipsine
by Beliras » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:45 pm
by Montibuse » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:48 pm
by Beetopia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:49 pm
The Daily Jar News Network| 2032 ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE)(thanks to Volkovya for the news thingy)
BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
by Saint Kanye » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:51 pm
by Beliras » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:54 pm
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