"Men! Salute!"
This is what the General said as he entered the training area. The men were lined up in there in their teams. There were 3 teams of Offensive, Defensive and Special teams. The general stood in front of the men on a raised platform in the indoor training area. The training area has been converted into a football field with a football post on each side. The area still was in the normal colors of red, black and white and AstroTurf replaced the floor.
"Gentlemen, this is your first day of training! I trust that you have did your "homework" by reading from the books that we have send you. By now, you should have learned the techniques in football. You will immediately head to your coordinators for training! Also, the one who does a good job in training gets to have their face be in front of Sugar Snake-fish Cereal!
Down at the training area, the men were suited up in what appeared to be bulky football uniforms. A scientist accomplished by the Assistant Head Coach appeared. "Ok men, we got a scientist from the Ministry of Science to brief us on the uniforms.", Jones said to the teams. "What you are all wearing is made with an experimental flexible material that becomes more comfortable, the more you wear it. So the best thing to do now is you should start stretching, so you are more used to it.", the scientist from the Ministry of Science said. "You heard the man, you now should be running 2 laps by now, after you heard that! Now, GO GO GO!", the Assistant Head Coach yelled as the men started running.
Meanwhile, armed guards were escorting prison inmates to the training area. "You said we get let out early from this? This isn't the Ministry of Science.", one of the prisoners said before being silenced by an armed guard. When they entered the training area, the defensive team were already there. The Defensive Coordinator explained the situation, "Ok, Defensive! We are going to use these fellow prisoners from our lovely prisons to help us train! We shall begin with tackling the opposition! One unlucky prisoner was given a football and when they tried to let go of it, they discovered it was covered with a sticky covering that made it hard to get rid of. A whistle was blown and the defensive team ran to the prisoner.
It was too late for that poor soul.
Meanwhile, the General was doing yoga in his office while he was learning to classical music cranked all the way to the top, that didn't make him hear the screams of the prisoners being used as football maneuver test dummies. As he is doing the tree on his yoga mat, he quietly said to himself,
"We are going to win this."