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by Zwangzug » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:53 am
by Trotterdam » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:53 pm
Question: did you ban guns even for the police and military (as per #020 option 2)? Because I've failed to get it on nations that have banned guns for everyone except the police and military - and since it's civilian weapon use that is the topic here, I suspect that's an incorrectly-coded validity. (If the point is to relegalize guns, then that's possible to do even in a nation that's completely gun-free, so I don't think that's it.)Zwangzug wrote:Alternative version of 528.1 for nations that have banned guns:
"while waving a compound crossbow"
by Zwangzug » Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:50 pm
I probably did, yeah. (Although the military is nonexistent and the police small-to-zero. But I think I would have taken the "ban all the guns" option whenever it came around, a while ago.)Trotterdam wrote:Question: did you ban guns even for the police and military (as per #020 option 2)? Because I've failed to get it on nations that have banned guns for everyone except the police and military - and since it's civilian weapon use that is the topic here, I suspect that's an incorrectly-coded validity. (If the point is to relegalize guns, then that's possible to do even in a nation that's completely gun-free, so I don't think that's it.)Zwangzug wrote:Alternative version of 528.1 for nations that have banned guns:
"while waving a compound crossbow"
by Bears Armed » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:02 am
Trotterdam wrote:[box]#633 Sound Judgement
The Issue
At a recent international sporting event, Bigtopian fans proudly sung their national anthem: Bigger And Cleverer. Meanwhile, the @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ in the crowd each sang half a dozen different tunes, highlighting the fact that @@NAME@@ still doesn't have an official national anthem.
by Candlewhisper Archive » Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:00 pm
Bears Armed wrote:Trotterdam wrote:[box]#633 Sound Judgement
The Issue
At a recent international sporting event, Bigtopian fans proudly sung their national anthem: Bigger And Cleverer. Meanwhile, the @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ in the crowd each sang half a dozen different tunes, highlighting the fact that @@NAME@@ still doesn't have an official national anthem.
Are you sure that it's @@DEMONYMNAMEPLURAL@@ there? For this nation it pluralised the Demonym Adjective (to give "Urrshishes"...) instead!
by Christian Democrats » Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:27 pm
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Ransium » Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:15 pm
Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan wrote:and here's #628
The Issue
Large forest fires are raging across Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan. Tens of thousands of acres have already been burned, houses in rural communities have been destroyed, and the resultant smoke has drifted into Kaiserstadt, ruining your plans to spend the day tanning.
The Debate
“This is just another example of public sector failure,” opines former timber baron and current timber industry lobbyist Kanya Räikkönen. “Put these forests back in private hands, and we’ll have these forest humming again in no time - with chainsaws, that is. We’ll clear out all this built-up fuel faster than you can say, ‘TIMBER’. You can even call us environmentalists because it’s in our own interest to plant new trees, and then cut them down again, of course.”
“That’s just not cool, man,” mutters Heech, of the stoner comedy duo Heech and Hemp. “These forests have evolved with fire for aeons. The problem is Man, man. We need to stop ‘managing’ forests and just let the fires do their thing. Communities living in forested areas need to either move out or adapt to fires. As for the smoke...” He pauses and takes a long puff of something you can’t quite see, then after coughing uncontrollably for a while adds: “...we just need to adapt.”
“No!” cries former martial arts protege and current forest ranger Dirk Frederickson, while bribing you with a picnic basket that was allegedly taken from a bear. “We just need a bit more money. Not just for fire suppression, but for preventative measures, like creating defensible spaces around homes, thinning out logs and small trees, prescribed fire, and arresting potential arsonists. Fires will be smaller and more manageable and everyone will be happy.”
“All this hand-wringing about forest land management is so interesting,” sarcastically comments Dave Bergman, whose family lost their home to the fire. “Oh, wait, no, I don’t care, BECAUSE MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN! Thousands of people have lost their homes and what are you doing about it? We need emergency help now. Let’s take all the money we’re wasting on so-called ‘land management’ and put it into something useful, like disaster relief and rebuilding our homes and communities.”
Issue by The Mangrovian Primitivists of Ransium and The Holy Blue Isles of Tishanda
Edited by Nation of Quebec
by Trotterdam » Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:24 pm
by Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:23 pm
by Republic of Vitalia » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:35 am
by Altito Asmoro » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:37 am
Republic of Vitalia wrote:Is there any way to know the date of creation of an issue?
by Tinhampton » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:55 pm
Altito Asmoro wrote:Will we get another "issue series" or we can contribute to make one?
by The Candy Of Bottles » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:38 pm
by Zwangzug » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:00 pm
by Tinhampton » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:25 pm
by Fikekkia » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:32 pm
Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan wrote:and here's #628
The Issue
Large forest fires are raging across Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan. Tens of thousands of acres have already been burned, houses in rural communities have been destroyed, and the resultant smoke has drifted into Kaiserstadt, ruining your plans to spend the day tanning.
The Debate
1. “This is just another example of public sector failure,” opines former timber baron and current timber industry lobbyist Kanya Räikkönen. “Put these forests back in private hands, and we’ll have these forest humming again in no time - with chainsaws, that is. We’ll clear out all this built-up fuel faster than you can say, ‘TIMBER’. You can even call us environmentalists because it’s in our own interest to plant new trees, and then cut them down again, of course.”
2. “That’s just not cool, man,” mutters Heech, of the stoner comedy duo Heech and Hemp. “These forests have evolved with fire for aeons. The problem is Man, man. We need to stop ‘managing’ forests and just let the fires do their thing. Communities living in forested areas need to either move out or adapt to fires. As for the smoke...” He pauses and takes a long puff of something you can’t quite see, then after coughing uncontrollably for a while adds: “...we just need to adapt.”
3. “No!” cries former martial arts protege and current forest ranger Dirk Frederickson, while bribing you with a picnic basket that was allegedly taken from a bear. “We just need a bit more money. Not just for fire suppression, but for preventative measures, like creating defensible spaces around homes, thinning out logs and small trees, prescribed fire, and arresting potential arsonists. Fires will be smaller and more manageable and everyone will be happy.”
4. “All this hand-wringing about forest land management is so interesting,” sarcastically comments Dave Bergman, whose family lost their home to the fire. “Oh, wait, no, I don’t care, BECAUSE MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN! Thousands of people have lost their homes and what are you doing about it? We need emergency help now. Let’s take all the money we’re wasting on so-called ‘land management’ and put it into something useful, like disaster relief and rebuilding our homes and communities.”
Issue by The Mangrovian Primitivists of Ransium and The Holy Blue Isles of Tishanda
Edited by Nation of Quebec
by Trotterdam » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:36 pm
Wrong thread for that. Here's the right one.Fikekkia wrote:Was I wrong to read this issue with an in-game filter? Apparently option 4 literally does mean "ALL" because immediately after selecting it my Environmental Beauty went from 600 to 50.
Or perhaps the fires burned down the rainforest on their own, regardless of which option I would have chosen.
by Noahs Second Country » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:48 am
by Noahs Second Country » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:52 am
by Drasnia » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:59 am
#637: Little Pizza History
The Issue
Prominent restaurant chain Pop’s Eatery recently announced plans to tear down the historic Cash Mansion in @@CAPITAL@@ and replace it with a fast food restaurant. Disgusted by the impending destruction of a national landmark, two dozen history students have surrounded the site, delaying the building’s demolition and causing just enough ruckus to get your attention.
The Debate
“We cannot accept this blatant destruction of our culture!” cries a surprisingly agile social studies teacher, leaping into your office window after scaling the side of the capitol building. “It’s common knowledge that Douglas Cash was the leader of the revolutionaries that founded this country... or was he the inventor of that spinning doohickey? Either way, the Cash residence is a priceless piece of our national history. The government should protect the site as a national landmark... and put more funding towards historical education while you’re at it.”
“Out with the old and in with the new!” opines Frank Márquez, owner of Pop’s Eatery, while handing out free samples to everyone in sight. “These fried saltballs were invented right here in @@NAME@@ by one of my top chefs, and at least in my opinion, that’s some @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture worth celebrating. If you assign a few more cops to keep away the overeducated hooligans from my stores, then I could have a free hand to open Pop’s Eateries on every corner of @@NAME@@.”
“Why not have your cake and eat it too?” asks your underachieving Culture Minister, George W. Humperdink, while tucking into a tray of vol-au-vents taken from a recent gallery opening. “By which I mean have food AND culture at the same time. We should preserve these historical sites and allow - no, actually, make that REQUIRE - that they all have restaurants built within them. Imagine it: a roast on the spit in an old castle, tea and scones in noble palaces, all-you-can-eat-buffets in museums commemorating the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Famine. Now that’s what I call culture!”
Issue by The Intrasolar Republic of Oppressia FTDOF
Edited by Lenyo
by Mironus » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:03 am
by Maljaratas » Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:25 am
by Trotterdam » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:09 pm
by Maljaratas » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:23 pm
Trotterdam wrote:Please stay on the lookout for multiple versions of #637's last option.
by Trotterdam » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:48 pm
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