I really want to keep the effect line involving waiters accidently dropping plates, so this is the best I could do. If you have any better suggestions, they would be much appreciated
Current Draft
Title:
Attack of the Flying Saucers
Description
Intentional plate smashing is a popular activity in @@NAME@@, especially amongst immigrants. However, the practice has recently been brought under scrutiny and deemed as dangerous. This follows the case of a group of people visiting a taverna, and being unaware of the plates on the ground, tripping on them and getting shards of ceramic stuck in their body, leading to hospitlaisation. The issue has somehow ended up in your office and many opinions are given to you, demanding you take action
Validity:
Only valid for nations that allow wide scale migration (if this is not a validity, the editors can fix it)
Options:
[option] "This a very dangerous practice" says @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ says slightly overweight middle aged bureaucrat, in a grumpy voice, wearing a suit and with his arms crossed holding a "NO" rubber stamp "Plate smashing should be completely banned from public places, but allowed on private property, so long as it is well regulated-I’m talking ‘bout there must be nobody under the age of 18, the owner must have plate smasher’s insurance and they must wear protective clothing. Oh, whilst we’re at, we should enforce a dress code for restaurant staff and patrons. Clumsy idiotic waiters accidentally drop plates all the time"
[effect] restaurant uniforms resemble battle armour
[option] "What's this vlaka bloody talking about!?" asks Yiannis Yiannopoulos, the son of a migrant, in a very loud and boisterous voice, drawing a cigarette and pouring another cup coffee from his briki "When my parents left the patrida on the Agios Nicolas, they came here for a better life! Not to have our culture banned by some bloody wosses! Akouse ki!"
[effect] hospitals devote entire wards to crockery related injuries
[option] "Why on earth would you ban something so therapeutic" says @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, the retired head of a not-for-profit plate smashing therapy centre, as she steals crockery from your dishwasher "Plate smashing is a very good to way to relieve stress and anger. My clients draw pictures of whatever is angering them on to the plates, grab them, and throw them onto the ground, shattering away their worries. They always leave very calm and relaxed. I say that we should make plate smashing compulsory in all dining venues across the nation! Not only would it help elevate anger, but it will also boost tourism"
[effect] restaurants often have plates featuring the face of the managers of @@NAME@@’s biggest employers