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by South Kirkcaldy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:28 pm
Tungookska wrote: Hire Teenagers While They Still Know Everything!
Unilisia wrote:The Silver Pawn wrote:I am 14 and my name is Samantha. I have brown hair, green eyes, am about 4'11", and LOVE cats. Would you date me? I am the kind of girl who doesn't care about looks, just sweetness.
You sound like a nice friend, but since I am 19, it wouldn't really work out well legally.
Plus, I doubt your bisexual, thus making it nigh impossible for us to date.
V + V = Sqishy squish.
by Intellect and the Arts » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:49 pm
by Unibot » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:38 pm
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Unibot » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:45 pm
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Norstal » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:05 am
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by The Eternal Kawaii » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:53 am
by Murray the Evil Skull » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:30 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:The old Kawaiian nekomusume tending the Shrine of the Manifestation looked at the smoking Eduard rolling about the floor, sighed, and reached for the fire extinguisher she kept handy for just such emergencies. Pretty soon the Unibotian ambassador was being doused with freezing CO2 "snow" as she attempted to put out the flames.
by Cookesland » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:20 am
by Bloodstone Kay » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:32 am
by Unibot » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:28 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:The old Kawaiian nekomusume tending the Shrine of the Manifestation looked at the smoking Eduard rolling about the floor, sighed, and reached for the fire extinguisher she kept handy for just such emergencies. Pretty soon the Unibotian ambassador was being doused with freezing CO2 "snow" as she attempted to put out the flames.
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Ardchoille » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:07 am
Intellect and the Arts wrote: <snip> ...Neville, sweet,... it is Neville, right? Put another round on my tab ...
by Krioval » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:02 am
by Murray the Evil Skull » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:16 am
Krioval wrote:"You're Neville? I've heard a lot about you. What's good?"
by Tzorsland » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:05 am
by The Eternal Kawaii » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:03 pm
Unibot wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:The old Kawaiian nekomusume tending the Shrine of the Manifestation looked at the smoking Eduard rolling about the floor, sighed, and reached for the fire extinguisher she kept handy for just such emergencies. Pretty soon the Unibotian ambassador was being doused with freezing CO2 "snow" as she attempted to put out the flames.
A sober Eduard patted the Old Kawaiian, thanking him and drank his complimentary ice water with a smirk.
by Krioval » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:06 pm
Murray the Evil Skull wrote:"Anything but the tea, mortal...unless you want to end up pregnant. Oh, the curry from the kitchen is pretty good today.
by Ardchoille » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:01 am
Krioval wrote:"You're Neville? I've heard a lot about you. What's good?"
by Krioval » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:44 am
by Tzorsland » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:02 am
by Murray the Evil Skull » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:52 pm
Krioval wrote:Murray the Evil Skull wrote:"Anything but the tea, mortal...unless you want to end up pregnant. Oh, the curry from the kitchen is pretty good today.
"Pregnant? How?" Talking skulls were one thing, to be compartmentalized and dealt with as it comes, but impregnating tea was another thing altogether, especially since Henrik was most certainly not properly equipped for a more mundane gestation. Still, his curiosity could not be denied. "Like with a human embryo?"
by The Ainocran Embassy » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:47 am
by The Wee Free Feegles » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:00 am
by Embolalia » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:37 pm
The Ainocran Embassy wrote:An unusually sober Colonel Enta walks into the bar. Pausing to adjust his eye patch he proclaims. "Just when you thought it was safe." Casting a baleful look around the room before moving over to his accustomed spot he takes a seat.
"Gimme three roast beef sandwiches and some hot tea, and I somehow get pregnant we can call the record books."
Alcon winks at the evil skull in his shrine.
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