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by Arioslavia » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:51 am
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by Aurevbush » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:27 am
“911, state your emergency.”
“Oh god oh god oh god, you need to get over here fast!”
“Calm down, m’am, what's going on over there?’
“2 people broke into the house and...threatened to shoot Mr. Jasso and his wife.”
“And you are-”
“His housekeeper.”
“And where is the address?”
“It’s 4267 Carrara A-*gunshot and scream*”
“Hello? HELLO??”
Comments:
Headsys18: "OMG OMG OMG, who would do this?!!"
Onasunsuᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ: "Why why why Jasso? Who's gonna make my precious jPhone 7 now?! (;_;)"
ParkerRatt119: "The man was a genius and inspired me to go to MIT."
MackBuckerferg: "He will be remembered as the person who changed the world for everyone, including me."
SafractCat55: "JASSO IS GOD...even though he died yesterday."
ACBC: We have impact, check out all possible endings, I'm debating which one to make canon btw
by Arioslavia » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:08 am
by Aurevbush » Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:08 pm
Comments:
VanessaFox93: Well said, your Excellency.
RodeoHiro: Jasso will be remembered by countless generations.
GretaFarrow113: Corsica, your citizens are in my prayers.
AlexCecil77: 8 people did not raise their right hands.
Rump Fan18: @AlexCecl77, then those 8 should be put to death.
ACBC: We have impact, check out all possible endings, I'm debating which one to make canon btw
by Arioslavia » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:21 am
by Ekoz » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:24 am
by Bloodbath Generation » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:36 pm
"I should not have my children growing up in a nation where their best option is leaving it. We must fix our economy from the ground up."- Sadhana Madhubala at the third Presidential Debate
by Arioslavia » Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:09 am
by Britonisea » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:46 pm
>"BRITONISEA WITHDRAWS FROM UPCOMING WORLD HIT FESTIVAL" Says BITC Leaders
BITC (The Britonish International Television Corporation) has officially written a document to Kalosia, who are hosting the 26th World Hit Festival, stating their intent and wishes to withdraw The Ultimaversian Republic from the contest based on a variety on reasons, mostly because of poor viewing ratings in comparison to BVC's broadcast of the WorldVision Song Contest. BITC claim that they have lost money on the World Hit Festival and therefore it is a "waste of money." According to TVLicence.bri, they've stated that the World Hit Festival is becoming more disliked amongst the Britonish public in comparison to WorldVision. In WorldVision 19, when Britonisea last participated, 33% of the viewers on television were watching the contest, which leveled with BVC's Westenders. However, in WorldVision 25, despite the hype of the contest being held in The Sarian and it being the silver edition, viewership percentages have declined by half, barely being able to reach 16.2% of the viewers watching. Putting this in to perspective, the WorldVision Song Contest receives between 70% to 90% of viewership and increasingly popular with the younger generation.
Last edition, Britonisea sent veteran Tess Phillipa to represent the country as a hope to host it's first World Hit Festival. The song, however, was in the bottom half of the table, placing 5th out of 8 with 15 points, despite receiving the top marks from 2 nations (the most with Anollasia) in the competition, including from the winners Kalosia. "We had a brilliant song, so well detailed and descriptive. Out of the 7 nations who could've voted for us, Kalosia, Darkmania, Ekoz and Normandy & Picardy voted for us, meaning Anollasia, Peckweng and The Sarian failed to vote Britonisea, which is quite sad. I don't think that our song deserved such a low placing and therefore that is also a reason why Britonisea must follow Estogium in leaving the contest." says BITC Adviser Clair E'Claire. "I don't see us returning until WHF27, at the earliest."
>Man gets hit by a moving car after he was "trying to catch a Pokemon"
The new internet craze, "Pokemon Go" has been released in Britonisea and it has taken the app store and playstore by storm. However, there has been severe consequences to this. A man, 23, who is addicted to the came, was trying to catch a pokemon across a busy road. The pokemon was in the middle of the road, and he wanted it so badly. Ignoring the red-man, he stepped out on to a busy 40 mph road and he was hit by a car by a male driver. The driver has been charged with manslaughter, accidentally killing a pedestrian and not trying to break in time.
The man was named Jonah Kilsum.
BLOODBATH GENERATION ELECTS NEW PRESIDENT
Despite the name, Bloodbath Generation is a positive new nation in the Ultimaverse. According to one of their local news outlet, The nation enters a new chapter in its history this week with two major changes. 32-year old Kevin Belehen won the latest presidential elections, held on Wednesday the 13th, with 27.4% of the vote after a 98% turnout. Representing the National Left (NL) Party, he swept all major urban regions, but many attribute his win to stronger-than-usual showings in the Countryside. Liberty and Tradition (LT) candidate Alyssa Gabrione came in second, and newcomer Sadhana Madhubala took her platform of social justice and equality in the Saraswati Party to a third-place finish.
Adolphus Brito has interest in meeting the new President of Bloodbath Generation, while also planning a meeting with the Head of State in Ekoz.
>Hanua Loa Volcano erupts, Britons could be killed.
The coverage in Olanesia is quite plain, which levels with their importance and influence in the region. However, the country came light when magma rose and out came lava of Hanua Loa Volcona. Apparently, it has been said to be the "biggest and most dangerous" volcano on the island and it has already killed 500 people. But, we are yet to know the identities of those killed - however, the death toll is set to rise as the last eruption in 1892 was catastrophic, killing over 20,000 people.
Britonish Airways and Panasonic Airlines have cancelled their aeroplanes arriving to Olanesia as precaution until further notice.
Unified Sunrise Islands wins World Cup 75!
Watch the BITC Sports Coverage here
The contest where you could find over 150 nations competing at the same time has finished. In Isserson Olympic Stadium, Emberton, KRY, the last match was played against the eventual winner, Unified Sunrise Islands and Valladres. Coming in to the final, Britonish Bookies thought that Valladres was set to win the 75th World Cup contest, however tables were turned when Unified Sunrise Islands took the win from them.
Britonisea failed to reach past the group stage, which featured Polkopia.
>Westley Theatre gains more attention internationally
Westley Theatre gains more attention internationally. The nation of Britonisea usually uses the Westley theatre for advertisement reasons, though, it seems that the theatre is doing well without the help of Britonisea. It has been speculated that Westley Theatre would be a sponsor of the WorldVision '50 Bid, though this has not been confirmed.
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Interrogator: So you carefully planned each part of the attack, is what you are saying?
Terrorists: Yes.
Interrogator: Were you planning any more?
Terrorist 1: Yes. We were planning to destroy the entire complex, and then the Britonesian, Aurevbush and Manticoran embassies too.
Interrogator: Hmm...
Terrorist 2: Remember this is just the beginning. The beginning of a new era.
by Aurevbush » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:47 pm
ACBC: We have impact, check out all possible endings, I'm debating which one to make canon btw
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